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Best Video Game villain ever (Time to vote!)

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Who is the best video game villain ever?  

2 members have voted

  1. 1. Who is the best video game villain ever?

    • Ridley
      0
    • GlaDos
      2
    • Giovanni
      3
    • Dr. Robotnik
      1
    • Xemnas
      1
    • Fawful
      2
    • Gary Oak
      1
    • Bowser
      2
    • Yuka Kazami
      1
    • Final Hazard
      0
    • Kefka Palazzo
      0
    • Doctor Edward Rictofen
      0
    • Master Xehanort
      2
    • Dimentio
      1
    • Ganon [CD-i one, not regular]
      1
    • Albert Wesker
      0
    • G-Man
      0
    • Vilgax
      1
    • Heartless
      0
    • Caim
      1

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Cloister Newbie

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Name: Lou

Game/Franchise: Guitar Hero 3

Why: Well, the devil is playing guitar, but not only guitar, it's the song "The devil went down to Georgia" (!). How cool isn't that? Also, if you beat him, you get to play Dragonforce's "TTFAF". He is cool too. I guess that describes his awesomeness.

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Vote for GlaDos and you'll get cake. ;)

 

Vote for Fawful and you'll have the chortles.

 

Vote for Giovanni and you get world domination.

 

How is that better than having chortles? D:

Giovanni was my second choice. ;___;

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Vote for GlaDos and you'll get cake. ;)

 

Vote for Fawful and you'll have the chortles.

 

Vote for Giovanni and you get world domination.

 

Vote for Vilgax and... errr.... you'll... err... rule his worlds?

 

"I got you the kiddy meal, so don't let them know you're over 8."

 

I mean, kiddy meal...

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Vote for GlaDos and you'll get cake. ;)

 

Vote for Fawful and you'll have the chortles.

 

Vote for Giovanni and you get world domination.

 

Vote for Vilgax and... errr.... you'll... err... rule his worlds?

 

"I got you the kiddy meal' date=' so don't let them know you're over 8."

 

I mean, kiddy meal...

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Vote for Xemnas and you'll control an army.

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Vote for Dimentio' date=' and you will obtain MAGIC! Seriously, who doesn't wan to create boxes that trap your enemy inside and kill them no questions asked? Look at me and say you don't want auto kills.

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DIMENTIO STINKS BECAUSE HE IS NOT BEEFLESS

Dimentio was my third choice...

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Vote for Dimentio' date=' and you will obtain MAGIC! Seriously, who doesn't wan to create boxes that trap your enemy inside and kill them no questions asked? Look at me and say you don't want auto kills.

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DIMENTIO STINKS BECAUSE HE IS NOT BEEFLESS

Dimentio was my third choice...

 

I was thinking about nominating Majora, but I didn't. DIMENTIO WAS NEVER ASKED ABOUT BEEF! HE MAY BE BEEFLESS FOR ALL YOU KNOW!

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Vote for GlaDos and you'll get cake. ;)

 

Vote for Fawful and you'll have the chortles.

 

Vote for Giovanni and you get world domination.

 

Vote for Vilgax and... errr.... you'll... err... rule his worlds?

 

"I got you the kiddy meal' date=' so don't let them know you're over 8."

 

I mean, kiddy meal...

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Vote for Xemnas and you'll control an army.

 

OH YEAH?

 

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO GARY OAK IS?

 

He shows up to challenge you when you have just done something great and are worn down.

 

You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK has just found the cure for cancer.

 

You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokémon are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

 

You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all of your revives and healing items used up and being almost raped by his onslaught of shitting dick nipples. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

 

It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

 

You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

 

You and your girlfriend (both virgins) are ready to have sex for the first time. At the moment you get nude and horny and ready to bang your jabroni, GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK already took away her virginity. Good luck getting another virgin from CraigList.

 

Congratulations, You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Pokemon center and then the PokeMart, guess who blocks the entrance to the Pokemart. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK That's Right, Gary Oak is just that Epic

 

You're walking home at night and a jabroni attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary MOTHERFUCKING OAK, that's who.

 

Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

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if i remember correctly he's a pain. A prettyboy who shows up out of nowhere proving he's better than you. No wonder they stop his appearence over 2 or more seasons of Pokemon leading to Sinnoh (he made like 2 appreances after Johto). He's more annoying than Cheese (foster's home for imaginary friends).

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