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Lets say you are granted a death wish. You must choose out of the list, or select your own way of dying. What would it be?

 

 

-Stabbing

-Shot by a Gun,or any other projectile

-Ran over by a vehicle

-Eaten by an animal

-Burned

-Frozen

-Suffocating/Choking

-Disease/Health Problem

-Natural Disaster

-Jumping Form Heights

-Suicide

 

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Go to the top floor of a really tall building and jump out while yelling "THERE'S A BOMB IN THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!" to see if anyone else also jumps.

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This is how I would die.

 

 

A) With C4 strapped to my chest.

 

B) Drunk and in a bar fight with a Irish Midget.

 

C) Drunk and then drilled to death.

 

D) Killed by the KKK, have it video taped, and streamed on Youtube. Fox will pretend to be mortified, blame video games and teh what not, the liberals will blame hate and such, and I will return as a Onryo to kill who ever watches the video in 7 and a half days later.

 

E) Shot in the lower head.

 

F) Die in the new Korean War...... Yep, N. Korea is prepping for war.

 

G) Sucked into a Black Hole.

 

H) In a space suit, losing oxygen in teh depths of space, slowly heading out into deep space.

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Actually...

Tesla Coil.

 

If you touch a good Tesla coil, you will die before your body can even begin to think of reacting. Before you even manage to realize it, you're dead.

Fun part it, it doesn't shock you to death, it just very simply stops your heart. Your heart just..stops.

 

So, your cause of death is.."He just died."

"How Lenny!?"

"He just f*cking died."

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If I had to choose now, I'd go out big. Probably rob a bank and die in the ensuing epic police standoff.

 

On the legal side, I wouldn't mind jumping off a building and screaming, "WHEEE THIS IS REALLY FUN YOU SHOULD ALL TRY IT!" before hitting the ground.

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