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Sinister Cyber-Battles Chapter 1- a must see!!!


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The battle has begun between two videogame companies… This battle has been going on for centuries, well more like 20 years or so, but anyway… The battle I’m speaking of is the battle between Sega and Nintendo in an epic battle taken place in a children’s card game played by adults only known as Yu-Gi-Oh!. The battle city tournament has just started, so take your mind back to the first episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! And watch as unexpected terror awakens in Sinister Cyber-battles.

Before anything, let me explain that the characters on both sides are reversed in importance meaning, for Nintendo, Mario is Tristan and Waluigi is Yugi/Yami. This is basically because spin-offs and non-important characters rock! Give me an idea if you can for which character should be who, but I will put the name of the character that he/she corresponds with from the actual show.

Waluigi (Yugi): Hey, where am I. Did I… Pass out?

Wario (Joey): Yeah, you sure did. You’ve been sleeping all day.

Waluigi: Dang! I remembered that today is the day the best of the Videogame world Championship finals: 2009 comes on today! What time is it?

Wario: Noon, why?

Waluigi: Ahh! Get the remote quick!

*On TV*: Welcome back to the best of 2009 World Championship finals, where adults playing children’s card games are put to the test. We have our #1 battle of 2009, which is the final battle. Blaze the Cat vs. Master Chief!

-- Blaze (Kaiba): Hahaha! My three Fire Blackflame Dragons (3000/2500) are going to wipe out the remainder of your life points!

--Master Chief (Random Duelist): No, I don’t think so! I activate the card Monster Reputbackinmyhand to bring back Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500) from the graveyard to my hand, and I end my turn.

--Blaze: Foolish idiot! I have you opened for an attack, just as soon as I destroy your Labyrinth Wall (0/3000), but first… I activate Polymerization to combine all three of my dragons to form… Ultimate Blackflame Dragon (4500/3800), now I attack your Labyrinth Wall (4500—3000), and I end my turn, so make your last turn wisely.

--Master Chief: I draw! *Draws card*… Hahaha! lolololololololol!

--Blaze: Why are you laughing at your own demise!? Nothing can save you now!

--Master Chief: This deck may have week cards, but it does have the five pieces of John Mc---

*TV turns off*

Wario: What happened!?

Waluigi: Stupid power outages… *Hits TV and turns back on*

*On TV*: What an incredible battle!!! Blaze was defeated making Master Chief the new championship of duel monsters.

Blaze: No… This can’t be happening…

Master Chief: Hand over your God card plz. *Hands him the card* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… You suck!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

*TV turns off*

Waluigi: Wow, Blaze lost her God card… Now the only way that Blaze can get her hands on another one is by getting one from my grandpa…

Mario (Tristan) barges in: Hey Waluigi and Wario, your grandpa is in major trouble, he just caught on fire and I saw someone run quickly out into a car and speed off. He’s in critical condition and was sent to the hospital.

Waluigi: No, grandpa… Did the thief drop anything? We can track and pound his face in!

Mario: Actually, I only found your grandpa’s deck and a business card from Catcorp.

Waluigi skims through the cards

Waluigi: Grandpa’s god card is gone! And was replaced by a Raigeki card, and there’s also a note!

*Note*- Dear Waluigi, I knew your Grandpa had the God card required for me to recomplete my deck, but since I don’t take without a chance to get back, meet me in the Domino Plaza at 1:00 if you want it back. If you lose; I keep it, if you don’t show; I keep it as well. So what’s it going to be?

-From Blaze <3

Waluigi: That fiend!

Wario: I think she’s more like a beast or beast-warrior or a---

Waluigi: Shut up Wario, we’re going to the plaza.

At the plaza*

Cream (Mokuba) Well, I guess he didn’t get the letter. Let’s go home.

Blaze: Shut up Cream! We’re waiting right here…

Ten seconds later*

Waluigi running in: Blaze I’m going to beat the *boop* out the *boop* of the *boop* *boop* *boop*!!!

Wario: *boop*

Mario: Was that really necessary?

Wario: Yes…

Blaze: So, you decided to show…

Waluigi: Yes, I did, but why would you, a top duelist, want to fight me, a loser at this game?

Blaze: So I know I’ll be able to keep the card and you still won’t be able to comprehend why I get to keep it?

Waluigi: Why do you get to keep it then?

Blaze: Ask yourself after this duel…

Wario: You don’t have to do this!

Mario: Second that!

Blaze and Waluigi: LET’S DUEL!

4000-4000

Blaze: Hmm, I’ll start by playing Cyber-Terror (1900/0) in attack mode, and I’ll activate his special ability… You lose 600 life points!

Waluigi: Err… 3400-4000

Blaze: And I place a card face down. That concludes my turn.

Waluigi: My turn. *In head* Aww man, grandpa’s cards suck, but it’s worth a try* I play the ghost of Michael Jackson (900/0) in defense mode, and I end my turn.

Blaze: My turn. I activate defense block, which switches your ghost to attack mode. I also play Lord of Dragon (1200/1100) in attack mode. Cyber-Terror attack the Ghost of Michael Jackson (1900—900=1000) and Lord of Dragon will attack you directly! (1000+1200=2200)

Waluigi: Ahh! Darn it! 1200-4000

Blaze: And I end my turn.

Waluigi: Hehe! I play I play Dibadeh (2800/50) in attack mode and I’ll attack your Cyber-Terror (2800—1900=900)

Blaze: Err… 3100-1200, but don’t forget his effect. He’s destroyed after attacking.

Waluigi: What! No! Darn, I’ll just play 2 cards face down and I end my turn *In head* I don’t know why this left arm (200/300), this chin (1800/1500), and this dragon (3000/2500) have anything to do with the card I just put down (Raigeki), but I won’t activate it yet.

Blaze: Yes! I start by activating Flute of Summoning Dragon, which allows me to play two Fire Blackflame Dragons (3000/2500), and I also activate Demotion of the Gods!

In Waluigi’s head: Oh, no! That’s grandpa’s god card!

Blaze: This card let’s me sacrifice one monster to play any card from my deck! I select Fire Blackflame Dragon by sacrificing Lord of Dragon and I also activate Returntodahand to return this card to your hand (Raigeki). Now I use the card polymerization to fuse my dragons to make Ultimate Blackflame Dragon (4500/3800). I will attack your life points and finish you!

Waluigi: Not so fast! I activate Nutrient Z which makes your attack only do 500 damage (1200-500=700).

Blaze: Hahaha! Nice move, but next turn your going down!

Waluigi: C’mon! Good cards, good card! Anusfish powers draw!!! *He slaps the deck against his buttocks and then draws*. Yes, the best senator of all time!

Blaze: Who might that be?

Waluigi: Your mom!!!! JK lol, it’s John McCain!

Blaze: Ha! What’s the chance that you would have all five pieces of John McCain just like I got beat a year ago…

Waluigi: Wait; let me read the card… Um… Lucky chance!!

Blaze: No, you didn’t! You didn’t get the 4 random pieces!

Waluigi: I have the Left Arm of the Forbidden One, the Chin of the Forbidden One, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and Raigeki along with this card!

*Giant digital John McCain appears, dressed like Exodia

Blaze: No! It can’t be possible! I’m the best duelist! I cannot lose!

Waluigi: Yes you can!!! Now John McCain, dark magic attack… I mean chin flab whistle attack!!!

Blaze: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo….. (3100- a lot=0)…

*Duel disk* Waluigi wins!!!

Waluigi: Well deal’s a deal!

Blaze: You’ll never get the card back! That was just luck!

Waluigi: Oh, yeah? Black tranquilizer blow dart attack!!!!!!!!!

Blaze: Uhh… *Falls and hits the ground and god card floats back into

Waluigi’s hand

Waluigi: …

Wario: …

Mario: …

Cream: …

Waluigi: I gotta tell grandpa ‘bout this!!!

FIN

 

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