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Nuclear Sprite that won't affect me but destroys all other drink in the world?

 

You know' date=' i'll just call in the Coke & Sprite Army. What then?

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Nuclear sprite can't stop the power packed taste of sunny D, WHICH WILL UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN UPON OUR UNSUSPECTING WORLD!

 

While Capri will turn traitor in such a case, Sunny D is allied with the Seven up/Mountain dew coalition and Dr. Pepper recently were enlisted to save the Dorito clan's life from a unknown assailant, the bullet was traceable to a Coke-cola gun but they weren't sure if it was a terroist unit or a goverment sponsered attack. Whoever attacking an ally would be seen as a hostile attack and a affrimation of this assination attempt and the Pepsico Alliance will be forced to heat up the Soft Drink Cold War.

 

PEpsico owns Lays and Doritos and therefore have a impressive groundforce, meanwhile Mountain Dew's ties with WoW make them a superior naval force, and Sunny D's anti air solar lasers will give your air force problems.

 

This is not a war you can win my friend.

You can answerz question~?

 

Yes... I mean probbaly... maybe...

 

NOOOOOO!!!!!! I have to come clean. I'm not really Nexev.

 

I am... a lumberjack!

But I wasn't okay....

*runs away*

 

 

*nexev walks in* Dude what was that about?

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Can you answer my question from post #123?

Oh my bad' date=' didn't see it.

 

If my first meal of the new millenium is vanilla pudding, but I don't eat any more of the same pudding until that March at 12:01 AM on the 21st while it's snowing outside but my brother and my cat are eating chocolate pudding, my mom is eating 4 different flavors of jello at once, and my gramma is eating toothpaste, what was my second meal of said millenium?

The cat.

 

That is why the future sucks.

 

We have strange diets.

 

(the cat itself wouldn't be the meal, it's just the "Pet pudding diet" will become overly popular)

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[spoiler= QUESTION]

A drunk man ran up the stairs of a 90 story building and walked off the roof and landed on a trampoline, and he was bounced into the state of canada. While he was there, ninjas came and attacked him with poles covered in fudge. While running away from the ninjas he got hit by a truck going 666 MILES PER HOUR. While he was slowly coming closer to his death, he got attacked by a vampire named darren shan. The man tried to run away but was soon taken hostage by britannia. So after capture, the black knights invaded the britannan fortress, but they all exploded and died. They a bunch of Hollows came and killed all the zombie people. But the hollow was killed by a man in a orange jump suit., who keep saying "BELIVE IT"!

Then a man with a black note book came, and started to write narutos name in the black note book, soon after naruto died...

Then the man from the begining of the story was shot...... and he died

 

so here is the question, is the man alive or dead?

 

 

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What happens when 2 roundhouse kicks meet?

The two kicks hit each foot and your in a world of pain.

 

Plus you'd both be idiots.

What would happen if "Blame it on the Pop" had the top 26 songs?

Texas will attempt to seceede from the united states.

 

Which they always seem to want to do.

[spoiler= QUESTION]

A drunk man ran up the stairs of a 90 story building and walked off the roof and landed on a trampoline' date=' and he was bounced into the state of canada. While he was there, ninjas came and attacked him with poles covered in fudge. While running away from the ninjas he got hit by a truck going 666 MILES PER HOUR. While he was slowly coming closer to his death, he got attacked by a vampire named darren shan. The man tried to run away but was soon taken hostage by britannia. So after capture, the black knights invaded the britannan fortress, but they all exploded and died. They a bunch of Hollows came and killed all the zombie people. But the hollow was killed by a man in a orange jump suit., who keep saying "BELIVE IT"!

Then a man with a black note book came, and started to write narutos name in the black note book, soon after naruto died...

Then the man from the begining of the story was shot...... and he died

 

so here is the question, is the man alive or dead?

 

 

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...Who names a kid Darren Shaw?

 

Anyway the dude is not dead cause something like dying is not fatal.

 

I've died all the time. Only pussies die by dying.

 

Yes

But I stole this one from BIlly' date=' Clarice. I bought no Book of History. Wha ever made you think that?

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Let's see here, where do you think Billy got it?

 

And since you're part of Billy you owe me big.

 

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

It was both.

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If you saw a pink catcar in that picture I suggest you go into Rehab' date=' you clearly overdosed the LSD.

*Just called in Nuclear Sprite, Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, A&W, & Cheerwine armies* Wut? OH SHI-*Accidentally dials in Aquafina army* What now?

 

.... Ummm yeah, remember how I told you that Dr Pepper would be one of the members allied against Sprite?

 

So you essentially told your enemies to attack you.

 

And Pepsico will win since they have snack food and you also caused the Mug, Barq, IBC, and Fanta armies to also join against you.

 

Your also dead from radiation poisoning.

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No, Billy got it from Thomas Hunter when he sent the books to this world, love. I owe yo what now? Muaha...

 

Also... why do cruel bastards not slow down when baby geese are crossing the road?! D'X

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Do you have

 

 

 

I, man, am regal - a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot

No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

 

Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod

Rats live on no evil star

Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast, safe car

Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

May a moody baby doom a yam?

 

Ah, Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely Tylenol

Not a banana baton

No "x" in "Nixon"

O, stone, be not so

O Geronimo, no minor ego

"Naomi," I moan

"A Toyota's a Toyota"

A dog, a panic in a pagoda

 

Oh no! Don Ho!

Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees I won

UFO tofu

We panic in a pew

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

 

What is this song about?

 

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Ok so my friend is Gay, not me, my friend if it were me i would tell you.. but its not, this is my friend were talking about, not me. Ok my friend rite. So he's gay, not me though, my friend, not me. Ok, my friend, ok? Not me, my friend, him, not me. And my friend he... wait i forgot what i was going to say.

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No' date=' Billy got it from Thomas Hunter when he sent the books to this world, love. I owe yo what now? Muaha...

 

Also... why do cruel bastards not slow down when baby geese are crossing the road?! D'X

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What? I'm not talking about the magic ones. You wanted those naughty ones.

 

Anyway see they are bitter, many a brave soul were killed in the Geese war, many kids, and worse they were kids. They stood and were brave and there souls were desecrated by this filth..

 

So when we drive over these geese we are expressing our hate. "Are they brave enough to stay and fight like are kids. ARE YOU PUNK?"

 

Incidently those bastards in the white house won't fund my geese war memorial.

Do you have

 

 

 

I' date=' man, am regal - a German am I

Never odd or even

If I had a hi-fi

Madam, I'm Adam

Too hot to hoot

No lemons, no melon

Too bad I hid a boot

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

Warsaw was raw

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

 

Rise to vote, sir

Do geese see God?

"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod

Rats live on no evil star

Won't lovers revolt now?

Race fast, safe car

Pa's a sap

Ma is as selfless as I am

May a moody baby doom a yam?

 

Ah, Satan sees Natasha

No devil lived on

Lonely Tylenol

Not a banana baton

No "x" in "Nixon"

O, stone, be not so

O Geronimo, no minor ego

"Naomi," I moan

"A Toyota's a Toyota"

A dog, a panic in a pagoda

 

Oh no! Don Ho!

Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!

Senile felines

Now I see bees I won

UFO tofu

We panic in a pew

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

 

What is this song about?

 

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Better, I am made of leather.

 

But as for the song it was a mad lib.

 

A mad lib that likely got a platinum record.

Why does Lady Gaga suck SO much' date=' yet LK's parodies of her rock so hard?

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Cause her music is made to be parodied, it's beautiful in a way. It's a song that works better when others use it. Like Cartman in South Park or Walken.

 

Can I make jokes about Jesus?

Silly Deus' date=' you are one.

Why does Lady Gaga suck SO much' date=' yet LK's parodies of her rock so hard?

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So true...

 

Why does Joey have rage of the Brooklyn variety?

 

Are you a furry?

Cause he had sex with one hooker too many.

 

Brooklyn RAge is a std.

Not many know that.

 

Plus technically since I am a species far more advance then you pitiful humans, my obsession with breasts do make me a furry.

 

... Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

Can you beat Leather Shoes?

 

I have a rocket power Segway' date=' snakeskin boots, and tube socks.

 

So yes.

 

Can you answer all these pointless questions?

 

I ansewered yours didn't I?

 

Uh' date=' about that, I had given up my soul in October for Reincarnation powers. So, that's why I am standing here.

 

*Blows up sun* What now? Should I even bother? And what is that picture in WarriorNinja 22's profile?

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.... I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Not many people know this but just because you put something in between these things * doesn't mean you actually did it.

 

I know because as I said, Pepsico is far superior and they don't kill, they torture.

 

I am a employee there. So the fact that you can pretend you blew up the sun proves you didn't.

 

Besides the fact that blowling up the sun will destroy everything in a large radius ncluding you and each time you'd revive you'd be in a zero oxygen enviroment and quickly die again...

 

Have you even heard of forethought? Knowing what you're doing? Strategy?

 

Ok so my friend is Gay' date=' not me, my friend if it were me i would tell you.. but its not, this is my friend were talking about, not me. Ok my friend rite. So he's gay, not me though, my friend, not me. Ok, my friend, ok? Not me, my friend, him, not me. And my friend he... wait i forgot what i was going to say.

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So you have a gay friend then.

 

I'll give you him a visit.

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New one. Where is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris is dead' date=' all that is left is the cloud of memes that replaced him.

 

We killed him, we told him he was god, he wasn't.

 

Ugh, I remember him from my war days.

Is literally eating a paradigm involving edible products a paradox?

 

No, the food is edible, if anything is remotely edible it is always okay to eat it, no paradoxes or moral issues necessary.

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