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I got the 100th reply. What do I win?

 

Congragulations' date=' your the 100th person apperantly to ask for my divine guidance as you couldn't figure it out yourself. You get a cookie.

Hi.

 

(Note: That is my question)

Greetings, many a mortal such as you have I met in these fields.

 

 

Through me you learn of the city of woe:

Through me you'll delve into eternal pain:

Through me among the people lost for light.

 

Knowledge the motive of my madness tis true:

To learn things that will mock the divine,

Supremest wisdom, and primeval crime.

 

Before me things mysterious were none, save things

Eternal, and eternal I endure.

Abandon all hope ye who inquire here.

 

What would happen if I Mind Crushed

 

You will feel a rush of euphoria so intense from not having to listen to that anymore that a wave of white go will splatter your computer, it may be smelly but it's actually sugar. I suggest you lick it all up. And then I have a nozzle for you to get more sugar when your done.

 

Yes.

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I just found out that you are IN FACT' date=' an illegal alien. So, I foujnd out where you lived, and I am on my way there now. Before I get there, I want to know why you kept this important fact a secret. Why?

 

I have one of those rings you were talking about earlier. Where and how did you get yours?

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Because then people go to confront me and I can capture then and eat them.

 

Plus the imigration process is retarded. It's like they don't want me to join. But that would be silly.

 

 

I have two rings, I have a polka dot lantern ring (which I made myself just to prove lantern rings aren't that original) and a captain planet ring of heart that I stole from Ma-Ti's corpse.

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Did you devour Hannibal Lector?

 

ARE You Hannibal Lector?

 

Why are the lambs still screaming?

 

Well, Claricccccccce?

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Did you devour Hannibal Lector?

 

ARE You Hannibal Lector?

 

Why are the lambs still screaming?

 

Well' date=' Claricccccccce?

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I did not devour Lec, we are good friends and I share his cooking class.

 

I was him, he was the past NExev 2 but he retired cause I freaked him out. I guess he didn't like what I did with the food.

 

Hey it was a woman, and it was warm. What else was I supposed to do?

 

The lambs are still screaming cause they were greedy in life and keep going in my bed to warn me about three spirits.

 

They were delicous. The ghost ghost lambs (since I ate the normal ghost lambs) are not the sharpest knife and the drawer and think if they keep yelling I'd feel bad for them.

 

The last question I can't answer alone.

 

Clarice!

 

What?

 

Mars is asking about a well?

 

He have the money?

 

Don't think so. jabroni. Whatever, tell him the well in the top of the hill has the book he is looking for.

 

Yeah, Mars, you need to go to a hill.

 

Oh yes I can.

 

[spoiler=ode to nicolson]It's another movie based of a King

This one in a hotel

It's pretty damn cold and no nintendo

So Jack is bored as hell.

 

He says' date=' "All work and no play, well you know rest

Either way, it don't really care

Because you gotta face facts and I got and ax

So down my family goes"

 

la la la, di da da

La la, di di da da dum

 

 

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

Now Joker at the bar is a friend of mine

Who's always good for a laugh

But he's quick with a joke, and got killer green smoke

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Nex, I believe this is killing me."

As his smile ran away from his face

"Well I'm sure that I could be beating batman

If I found had a Quinn chick to lay "

 

Oh, la la la, di da da

La la, di da da da dum

 

Now Patrick is a criminal

Who pretends he's insane

And he's fighting with Nurse who's easily the worst

And probably will be for life

 

And thier are a couple other movies

But you know, I don't really care

Hey I'm not being payed so don't complain

That Chinatown won't get it's cameo

 

Chorus

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

Well it looks like we got a couple of lines

So let's talk bucket list

'Cause I know that you'll see it, cause it's got morgan freeman

And in the end both he and Jack die

And the best part is that it's cancer

That does these actors in

And they read my thread and send me requests

And say "Man why wasn't 'about schmidt' mentioned here?'

 

Oh, la la la, di da da

La la, di da da da dum

 

Chorus:

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

 

 

Could you eat me without harming me in any way? And by eat I don't mean F*ck. Also, if you could fly and shoot lazer beams from your eyes, what would do? Except for eat pork of course.

Yes I can, I simply cut myself into pieces and stich myself into a costume over you.

 

Also I already can fly and shoot laser beams from my eyes. So I'm suprised that you don't know what I'd do.

 

I'd use it heat instant ramen. Cause I'm hungry right now and there isn't anyone else to eat.

 

After eating the ramen I'd probbaly dress as superman, go to metropolis and rob a bank, followed by several murders.

 

Destroying the citizens, hopes, dreams, and belief in superheros.

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Nexev' date=' dude, why can't Sprite be the inside of the sun?

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That is a very good question.

 

That is because inside of the sun is gang territory and no one has the balls to mess with Sunny D's crew.

If I managed to make it into the sun, what would happen if I, armed with a Shotgun & a Revolver, plus a flying motorbike, a reincarnating dude, tried to fight Sunny D's crew?

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If you had a butler named Steve' date=' what would you make him do?

 

Could you kill Black below me? He stole my question and twisted it.

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I'd make him make love to your Steve butler so I'd have a litter of Steves and buld up a butler army to sell online.

 

 

But I can't kill Black, then I'd get in trouble for rasicsm.

 

I keep telling the cops I thought that klan was celebrating Halloween early but nooooo. Hanging people's illegal and sh-

 

Oh the other Black. Nevermind then, I have to find out if that counts.

If I stole Mark's Butler named Steve' date=' what would you make him do?

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funk his brains out so my genius can be inherited by the Steve army.

Hpw do I know you're right?

 

Cause I can spell 'how' right.

 

How do I know ~Marluxia~ is really asking that question?

 

He's not' date=' ~marluxia~ is a double account created by myself. So is Rinne, Icyblue, and about everyone cool. Plus some other random people like that guy.

 

I am lonely so gave my finger puppet internet accounts.

 

...My god I need to get out more often.

 

How Do I know Black is able to answer that question?

 

Because Black is my finger puppet.

blackpuppet.jpg

 

Can I post more then once?

 

Why doesn't ~Marluxia~ know that you are always right?

 

Techniqly yes but then mods will jabroni.

 

Also Marlux is not one of my brighter finger puppets' date=' forgive him.

 

Why does ~Marluxia~ not know I can't answer questions like you, oh Clarice?

 

Well hon, it's cause Marluxia didn't read the first post. That smuck.

 

Besides, WHERE IS MY MONEY?

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If my first meal of the new millenium is vanilla pudding, but I don't eat any more of the same pudding until that March at 12:01 AM on the 21st while it's snowing outside but my brother and my cat are eating chocolate pudding, my mom is eating 4 different flavors of jello at once, and my gramma is eating toothpaste, what was my second meal of said millenium?

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What money' date=' Clarice? Barsidious White was the one that bought the Serial Killer training tapes.

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Don't try to weasel out of it punk. You ordered a book of history and ya got it. IF you don't deliver than Fonzie will have to... enlighten you about how our operations work. Got it?

 

My second question:

 

What would happen if I sprayed the sun with 1 billion gallons of Sprite?

 

The Sunny D gang will get there buddies the Caprisun's and KICK YOUR ASS.

 

They will shove that spray can so far up your ass that whenever you'd take a dump it will be lemon-lime flavored.

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