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Why did they give Ma-Ti the power of heart? I mean' date=' in the opening, it would have sounded great if they said Darkness. You know, give him the power to make light disappear.

 

How are you today?

 

Did you have problems with the site today?

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Because he can make hearts explode, manipulate emotions, and read minds.

 

MA-Ti is a BAMF but Wheeler's stupididty actually makes his surrondings lose there common sense.

 

Wheeler later became BFFS with a future president. I think his name was George.

 

And America lived happily never after.

 

I am doing fine, cannibalism markets are booming allowing a plethora of new job oppurtunities for my men.

 

I had plenty of problems with the site. You have one quick-funk with a different forum and suddenly it wants a divorce and says your a irresponsible bigot. What a load, I took complete responsibility. I even let my keyboard were a condom.

 

 

But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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That's just horrible. You should try not getting caught' date=' but who am I to tell you that?

 

Lately, I have wanted to hack SMW, but I grew bored of it after loading the program needed. So I came on here. What should I do to cure that boredum?

 

(If you want me to stop asking just tell me.)

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You are Darkmark, a boy who pops a boner at the mention of Kefka's 2D brother Dimentio.

 

Your a low rank villian with stars in your eyes. Let me help you, together we can do great things, terrible things, but great nonetheless.

 

Join me and together we shall write... TWILIGHT THE MUSICAL!

 

You can curb your boredom by joining my Sin Academy.

 

All you have to do is kill someone, good or not. Just to see how capable you are.

 

 

What came first' date=' the chicken or the egg? BTW what does IMO mean?

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The Dinosaur egg came first, then it became a poet and Chickens took the seen cause the eggs were wimpy.

 

The chickens previosly owned Europe but left to save there duck friends from the yellowmen.

 

When they came back the eggs occupied it.

 

The resulting war over the territiory obliterated both races.

 

Then the two fused and created chicken eggs.

 

IMO means Inside Mexican Offspring.

 

Never figured out why the phrase caught on.

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Do you work for the Devil or for God? Also' date=' can I borrow a couple of sugar?

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I work for Sarkar God of atheists.

 

.... Don't think about it to hard, he doesn't like that, or faith.

 

Only SCIENCE!

 

Also you can have as much sugar as you want, brown, white, or russian?

Why does Professer Layton ask everybody "Isn't it obvious?" Also' date=' isn't it obvious?

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Because he's a dick. The cockhead is hidden in his hat. Wasn't it obvious?

 

Because it was.

 

Totally obvious.

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What is the future for Molassia and why haven't you taken its fate into your hands?

 

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was possessed by Deadites?

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A few days ago, I killed a priest, and to destroy his body, I throw him near some chickens, when I returned, I realized the priest wasn't actually dead, but his chest was open thanks to the chickens. How can I use his bones to make my live better?

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[quote='DarkMark' pid='4150862' dateline='1274049755']
Why is it that when I join a RP, it dies. I make decent length posts, then it just stops... I am starting to get upset by this. Also, is Ice stalking you? Can I Mind Crush a noob, or would I get into trouble?
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That's cause Jesus hates you. He was like. "I'm going to pwn some bitches" and started trolling. You were like STFU>FO and offened Christ. So Christ decided to make your life hell.

Rather than dieing for our sins, he's making them for us.

And that's why I am the only true religion.

But Ice is stalking me, it's sweet. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkTmIqLz6oY]I plan on marrying him.[/url]

You can't mind crush a nood. They'd need Minds for that.
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What is the future for Molassia and why haven't you taken its fate into your hands?

What does the scouter say about his power level?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was possessed by Deadites?
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Molassia is goin to be conquered by Critic but Baugh will reclaim it after infighting leaves TGWTG's invasionary force in tatters. I have taken it's fate in my hands, I am the one that causes treachery among your breathern, I am the spirit of Judas.

I am Douchebaggery, the 8th deadly sin.


The scouter says your powerlevel is 2.5 Raditz.

A woodchuck would chuck would normally chcuk a throq logs but when possesed no less than 12 erect cocks.
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If we turned the gravity around and flung all the potatoes in the air, can we stop the invasion from Mars?
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No, Mars called dibs on us a long time ago. Take your defeat like a man.
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I called dibs on Earth? When?

 

What do you think of Crab Helmet's Foe Fiction?

 

What is the meaning of cheese?

 

When will trolls be eternally gone?

 

How about Flamers?

 

Why do fanboys get off on Cloud and Sephiroth?

 

What is so appealing about emos in anime/manga?

 

Why am I asking these questions?

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I called dibs on Earth? When?

 

What do you think of Crab Helmet's Foe Fiction?

 

What is the meaning of cheese?

 

When will trolls be eternally gone?

 

How about Flamers?

 

Why do fanboys get off on Cloud and Sephiroth?

 

What is so appealing about emos in anime/manga?

 

Why am I asking these questions?

 

I was reffering to the planet. It litterlaly went up to Earth and said "This jabroni is mine" Uranus is still debating if this was a legic move but it happened during Christs death. No relation.

 

OR IS THERE?

 

I don't usually read the foe fiction' date=' I prefered the weather reports much easier to tell the report from the work when the colors are different.

 

Plus that way I knew whether or not today's forecast was a large helping of sheet or not.

 

The meaning of cheese is to live life to your fullest and that America is not real but an illusion.

 

Trolls will never be gone because they are designed wreak chaos and suffering upon the internet. Remember when I said internet was a prototype of hell. IT was true, the trolls are the original demons and denzins of this place.

 

Flamers are a result of the natural degradation hells have on people. They are called sinners. Jelly is Jelly hell's sinners and flamers are internet's. As such they will never disappear.

 

Fanboys get off Clod/Spehiroth because they just want to be penetrated by those big hot swords.

 

Emos are appealing as they are harden warriors with powers tempered through self pity to strong deadly fighters. And they are like OMG so cute lol!!!!!1!

 

I mean sasuke is like sooooooo hot. Right?

 

Your asking all these questions cause you know my wisdom is far superior to your sense of judgement.

 

Yes.

 

Why, can I Mind Crush someone else then? Why not you? Owait, your making these, can I Mind Crush you if you get lazy? You don't want to be Mind Crushed by me.

 

No mind crush. Mind crushing through the internet would simply inspire Facebook serial killers, which would be pitiful and hilarious at the same time.

 

I planned a documentary crime drama about one.

 

Why does the sky not rain chicken?

 

It does, they fly away, they don't fly other times cause they are tired. And lazy asses.

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If nobody can defeat Chuck Norris (aside from "The Way of the Dragon", as he was scripted in that movie to lose, we all know he would really have won), what would happen is Chuck Norris cloned himself, and then had a fair, 1 on 1 fight with the other Chuck Norris?

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When I grow up' date=' which Third World country should I become dictator of?

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Smurf Village. IT's really a countr about Russias size. Not many people know that.

 

Why you didn't answer my question?

I didn't see it while ansewering others.

 

However you should use the bones to make your own version of the Seldec Ossury.

 

Meaning make the corpse furniture.

 

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Those bones are real.

And make it a place of god.

 

If nobody can defeat Chuck Norris (aside from "The Way of the Dragon"' date=' as he was scripted in that movie to lose, we all know he would really have won), what would happen is Chuck Norris cloned himself, and then had a fair, 1 on 1 fight with the other Chuck Norris?

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Chuck Norris is a shameful meme and not very powerful, I have yet to met man who beat bullet.

 

However the winner would be the original as the clone won't have clothes and the original can beat the sheet out of him with his angry time belt.

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If I can bend logic' date=' which I can, you could never defeat me. Explain Why.

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Oh but I can, I bend reality.

 

This used to be a FF forum, not many people know that.

 

Then I said, "Screw that"

 

AND THEN REALITY (and url) CHANGED TO MY WHIM.

 

Yes.

 

What does your war face look like?

 

How can I assist you in purifying the world Lord Nexev?

 

Can you punch someone through the internet?

 

Are you a man?

 

How would you kill the person you despised the most?

 

War face huh? *Sucks on heliuum' date=' inflats and shows red eyes*

Remenber me Proto? When I killed your brother? I talked.... JUST... [b']LIKE....THIS!![/b]

 

But yes you can help me, just give this red pin to everyone you know and they can right the countless wrongs of our day by shedding a light of true redemption.

 

Ah... what a wonderful world such would be.

 

Yes.

 

But you can't punch through the internet, you can however send it through a pm.

 

But I am not a man, I'm a screwdriver, I'm offended by your comment.

 

 

I'd kill the most hated enemy I have through Irony, like making him so pissed of his head exploded.

What's so special about Mexican Coca-Cola?

 

Nothing it's a lazy do nothing WHO WON'T GET OFF HIS ASS AND DO SOMETHING!

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