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Nexev' date=' dude, why can't Sprite be the inside of the sun?

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That is a very good question.

 

That is because inside of the sun is gang territory and no one has the balls to mess with Sunny D's crew.

 

 

 

"What?"

 

A deep and profound question. I truly cannot correctly explain such a grand question.

 

However I must try.

 

Long ago there was a donkey called Judas. Judas was a ass and soled a guy for thirty silver. These thirty silver was sowed and grew evil golems.

 

Three Coins for the Elven-kings under the sky' date='

Four for the dragons in there gold ladden caves

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

Six for the internet, to drag humanity to it's grave

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

 

I'm one of the six, I am also a demigod of knowledge attempting to impart my wisdom on the uneducated sheep of YCM.

 

When?

 

June 6, 6:00 AM 666 BCE.

 

That is my birthdate, thanks for asking.

 

If violence isn't the answer' date=' what is the question?

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How can you bore yourself to death?

 

Seriously, who said violence wasn't the ansewer?

 

All solutions require violence of some sort.

 

I have this on tape' date=' I can't believe I forgot.

 

How completely silly of me.

 

Your sister is evil.

 

I intend to ask her out, she sounds like someone I can relate to.

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Send me the tape.

 

Dear god send me the tape.

 

I'll spit out all the other Nexevs if you send it to me.

 

And;

 

Will I ever have incest that is consensual?

 

Of course I'll send it. Catch

 

*Tosses tape*

 

You can have consensual incest but you'd have to ask her for it first.

 

My money is that she will be the one to put the pants on in that relationship.

 

Now, go, bang your sister so you can have children for you to latter bang.

 

Did it not state in the bible that Lot's daughters banged him and fathered the Moabites and Ammonites?

 

Therefore is it not a sacred and holy act?

 

Now go in God's graces my child, and have the holiest screw of all time!

 

Why is Xirno so much of a Nympho Voreist' date=' when she sold her lust to you?

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It was merely the entry fee, when she lost and both her and her lust was mine I returned it as I had no need to seperate the two.

 

As such she only lost it temporarily.

 

Even if she won I would have soled her one with a weaker libido.

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Why is Xirno so much of a Nympho Voreist' date=' when she sold her lust to you?

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@Larxene: I pointed it out, and recommended it. I'm glad it seems to be a hit.

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Do you wield the Omnitrix? (I love asking this question time and again)

 

That's a very good question. No' date=' I do not.

 

Ben Tennyson touched the things and I do not want to get Alien Force syndrome from the residue.

 

I am mature enough thank you very much and would love to keep my appeal.

Why is Xirno so much of a Nympho Voreist, when she sold her lust to you?

 

She got it back when she lost as they were both owned by me.

 

Plus her mind is twisted enough lust grows on her like fruit.

 

The only person who can out slut her is her family and MArly.

 

MArly is her long lost hermaphrodite sibling that she never heard knew about since her parents sold me there first born child for box of triscuits.

 

Nexev I love you for this.

 

Have my babies~? <3

 

Now' date=' now, I would hate to complicate your relationship with Chyuri, however if it is a threesome you are suggesting then I'd gladly accept.

 

If a female Skitty mates with a male Wailord, what is the possibility they will have a gay son?

 

 

One hundred perscent. However he will be such a Badass JABRONI that no one will dare mess with him.

 

The reverse gives the hotest lesbian Wailord you ever so I jizz just thin- yep there I go.

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Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice! Why are my problems not being solved by Sacrificing? I already Sacrificed a noob, and it's not working. Why?

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Nex' date=' can you make it a foursome?

 

Also, Nex, what if I don't have a sister? Will I ever have incest with a yet-to-be-born sister or a long lost sister?

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That's a very good question.

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IT is not my desicion for the first one bu I do now the second one.

 

Remenber how Marly is your brother I got for a box of triscuits? (Which is totally true cause I said so plus there is time travel, you are your own father I got for triscuits)

 

Your parents really liked triscuits and so there are dozens of long lost sisters you never met.

 

Your mom was a fertility goddess or something.

 

That's why one of them was able to rape you earlier remember?

 

I think her name was Break or something.

 

Wait you haven't met her yet.

 

Wait I got it.... It was the Nexev 8 I made in the rp. Aphrodite.

 

What would happen if you put an immortal man's name in the Death Note?

 

That man will have a heart attack and simply be in a coma as his blood is no longer circulating.

 

OF coure that's boring so the Shinigami and the immortal have to comprimise and every night the immortal will die only to rise from the grave in the morning.' date='

 

Causing Funeral business to skyrocket.

 

Kill God for the economy.

 

It's what he would have wanted.

Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Sacrifice! Why are my problems not being solved by Sacrificing? I already Sacrificed a noob, and it's not working. Why?

 

Because your sacrifices got misplaced in the paperwork from God's bureaucracy.

 

But don't worry. Satan heard you. He will be right with you in a few minutes, he has many clients.

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What do I do, now that Satan has heard me? I don't want him to come near me, so do you have any Satan-be-gone?

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Is an apocalypse caused by a fusion of badgers' date=' Jell-O, and otakus plausible?

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That's a VERY good question.

 

I'm afraind no. Badgers are allergic to japanese cultue and thus the two will never be able to unite.

 

The world will die like how it lived.

 

Mankind did something intensly stupid.

 

But mark my worlds, there WILL be jell-o.

 

What would happen if a Male Miltank bred with a Female Tauros? I love things that are impossible.

 

That's perfectly possible' date=' thought the things on the udder was nipples?

 

It's not, its a stomach dick.

 

They grow for tentacle rape.

 

Moomoo milk is bull semen.

 

Delicious, nutritious, bull semen.

 

I should now, I own a daycare.

 

They will give birth to a bunch of beutiful Tauros with Milk Drink.

What do I do, now that Satan has heard me? I don't want him to come near me, so do you have any Satan-be-gone?

 

You can't avoid him. Satan is not evil though, he is there only to offer mortals a choice.

 

Choice is what makes us who we are. Choice, and by extension Satan, are the very reason for our existence.

 

ACCEPT SATAN INTO YOU HEART AS YOUR LORD IN SAVIOR.

 

@Black

You rang?

 

@Nexev

First Question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Second Question: What is the square root of a muffin?

Third Question: Is it true that you cheated on Larxene with Roxas?

 

HOW DARE YOU IMPLY YOUR ARE ON SATAN'S LEVEL. SUCH FILTH AS YOU DOES NOT DESERVE TO LICK HIS SHOES!

 

1. The residential safety limit on that airstreet, No more or less.

 

2. Which flavor? Banana nut has a SR of Brave New World while Blueberry has 1984.

 

3. Of course not. We of organization XIII have a free sex policy. We have no hearts and thus no emotional love so we don't need to be possessive. For example, I did you last month. You passed out from such an intense orgasm. Thus it doesn't matter if I screw both of them.

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If I have 5 quarters, and you hold three of them, how many does Marv have?

 

What should I feed a 12,000 year old Tonberry?

 

Are you totally BSing this stuff?

 

By the way Satan is unavailable that is why he sent me, his secretary.

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What would happen if a Male Miltank bred with a Female Tauros? I love things that are impossible.

 

That's perfectly possible' date=' thought the things on the udder was nipples?

 

It's not, its a stomach dick.

 

They grow for tentacle rape.

 

Moomoo milk is bull semen.

 

Delicious, nutritious, bull semen.

 

I should now, I own a daycare.

 

They will give birth to a bunch of beutiful Tauros with Milk Drink.

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Actually, it was a trick question~

 

Miltank can only be Female, and Tauros can only be Male!~

 

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!~

 

If you don't believe me check serebii.

 

Now, answer it correctly~

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Another very good question.

 

Yes one day we may all be able to express our opinions with one word or less like Ikatsui here.

 

I so look for that day.

 

Let me respond in kind.

 

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If I have 5 quarters' date=' and you hold three of them, how many does Marv have?

 

What should I feed a 12,000 year old Tonberry?

 

Are you totally BSing this stuff?

 

By the way Satan is unavailable that is why he sent me, his secretary.

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Marv is only a aliasis used by Marsuvees Red who has excess of one millon. Mars refiuses to be refereed to said aliases so it clearly doesn't count for him.

 

Tonberry's eat justice but you shouldn't fead them, they take it themselves and will kick a wannabe scientist's ass.

 

And of course I am not BSing any of this. I already told you I know everything. That's why I'm head scientist and you aren't even a major engineer.

 

Satan's secretary is only there so he can have someone to screw.

 

That having been said, you fit the bill though my lord is exceedingly polite and would have atleast sen the bill.

 

What would happen if a Male Miltank bred with a Female Tauros? I love things that are impossible.

 

That's perfectly possible' date=' thought the things on the udder was nipples?

 

It's not, its a stomach dick.

 

They grow for tentacle rape.

 

Moomoo milk is bull semen.

 

Delicious, nutritious, bull semen.

 

I should now, I own a daycare.

 

They will give birth to a bunch of beutiful Tauros with Milk Drink.

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Actually, it was a trick question~

 

Miltank can only be Female, and Tauros can only be Male!~

 

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!~

 

If you don't believe me check serebii.

 

Now, answer it correctly~

 

hat's what you may think but it is physically impossible for a all male species to exist if female choises race.

 

As such there are femal tauros and male milkatanks. You have just never seen then as they are intensely guarded so you can never meet on in the wild.

 

Incidently you also never see my house in game.

 

Duh.

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