Ask That Scientist Called Nexev

[Nexev]

@mark: I'm both what do I do now?

 

@Tin:

[۞Jolteon۞]

NEVEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Why doesn't my teacher except the fact that he's a Centaur?

[Christian Exodia]

Hey Nex, what would happen if I then threw a Black Hole into the same cliff, then another flying train comes by?

[Headmaster Monokuma]

If you are neither, press three NOW! If you are both, press four NOW!

[Nexev]

NEVEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Why doesn't my teacher except the fact that he's a Centaur?

 

Cause he's inside of the closet.

 

Don't worry Zexion will help you get him out.

 

Hey Nex' date=' what would happen if I then threw a Black Hole into the same cliff, then another flying train comes by?

[/quote']

 

You'd die, do you have any idea how black holes work?

 

If you are neither' date=' press three NOW! If you are both, press four NOW!

[/quote']

 

I press... The batman symbol.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Welcome to NewBatmanCity. I'll be your guide. Do you want the MAGIC tour, or the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tour?

[۞Jolteon۞]

My teacher accepts the fact now, and carrys a bow now....

 

BUT.... My gym teacher is a minotaur with an axe....

 

 

 

How do I stop the upcoming war between the two?

[Nexev]

Welcome to NewBatmanCity. I'll be your guide. Do you want the MAGIC tour' date=' or the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Tour?

[/quote']

Oh, goody, I'll choose door number two.

 

My teacher accepts the fact now' date=' and carrys a bow now....

 

BUT.... My gym teacher is a minotaur with an axe....

 

 

 

How do I stop the upcoming war between the two?

[/quote']

 

Have you tried killing both sides?

 

If that doesn't work then the best discourse is play Savages by pocahauntus.

 

The greek monsters will bond from their mutual hatred of Disney (due to the horribly inaccurate Heracules movie) and become good friends rather than allow a disney song to fit the situation.

 

 

After that you can enjoy playing Castle Crashers.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

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[Nexev]

Not a question.~

[Headmaster Monokuma]

You didn't look hard enough.

 

Have you killed them yet?

How about now?

 

Why didn't you watch the show?

[Amethyst Phoenix]

Nexev!

 

What happens if I shoot a bullet from a revolver and have it ricochet in an epic fashion during a solar eclipse while playing one-winged angel backwards?

 

 

Also, my cat wants to know why my laptop is warm if it's not for sleeping on.

[Nexev]

You didn't look hard enough.

 

Have you killed them yet?

How about now?

 

Why didn't you watch the show?

 

I don't watch tv.

 

Or read walls of text that say the same thing.

 

And I have no family.

 

Nexev!

 

What happens if I shoot a bullet from a revolver and have it ricochet in an epic fashion during a solar eclipse while playing one-winged angel backwards?

 

 

Also' date=' my cat wants to know why my laptop is warm if it's not for sleeping on.

[/quote']

You will jizz so hard your gun will get pregnant.

 

Call me in nine months, it'll need a C-section.

And catty, the laptop is for sleeping on. Amny is a selfish bastard who wants to sleep on it all by himself and not share.

[Dizzy~]

how did you devolve twig?

[Nexev]

how did you devolve twig?

 

I played a children's card game (on a bicycle) and sealed his soul in a card.

 

Then I played it and used devolution spray, this made him a turtwig card, then I turned the turtwig card back into Twig.

 

Simple no?

[Dizzy~]

How can I evolve Twig into Grotle?

[Headmaster Monokuma]

"Can I get a hug?" Why did you upset Melvin? I think you should give him a hug.

[The D.M.]

If Raoh the King Of Fist and Kenshiro had a battle to the death against Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Goku, Bruce Lee and Jesus Christ who would be left standing in the end

[Lord Smeagle]

Nexev! If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?

 

Also, is Brooklyn Rage the superior rage, or is there an even ragier rage?

[Nexev]

@Diizy: You don't he will do it on his own will.

 

@Mark: Very well then, Mark, I order you to hug MElvin for me.

 

@Broxret: Raoh gets beaten in 5 seconds, Jesus is like "Wait a minute, I'm a pacifist and sheet" and bails like any christian knew he would after reading the bible.

 

Bruce lee breaks Kenshiro in 5 seconds since Ken-boy was designed off him. Chuck Norris gets beaten by Mr. T cause Mr. T's a night elf druid on WoWcraft.

 

Then Bruce lee goes back to being dead and Mr. T goes to act in the A-Team movie.

 

So Jesus gets off free, Bruce and T beat up everyone else.

 

 

@Smeargle: The mime cares. The mime will be a very disgruntled mime.

 

Also there is no rage worse then INTERNET RAEG!!!!!

 

It has FULL CAP-LOCK FURY!!!!!!

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Melvin ran away! Nexev gains 798 EXP! What's this? Nexev is evolving!

 

*Insert Dun Dun Here*

 

What's this? Nexev canceled evolution. Why?

[Nexev]

Because I refuse to evolve into a jello cup.

 

 

I will accept no less than evolving into a jello brand chocolate pudding cup!

 

That isn't until 5 levels later.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

But, to gain Five levels you need 1027372813379309495874584932002lol9398383882828737 EXP! The only way to get that is to fight the ~! Nexev's turn. What do you do?

[Lord Smeagle]

Okay. Then, before I go off in search of INTERNET RAEG, I have one final question.

 

I got my girlfriend a Mudkip for her birthday, but it turns out she doesn't liek it. I don't liek it either, I'm not entirely sure why. In fact, most of my neighbors don't liek it. Also, it foams at the mouth. Anyway, I can't return it. What should we do?

[Nexev]

@Darkmark:

I use mah splash attack!

 

@Smeargle: Sacrifice the monster to the pagan pokemon gods.

 

Especially Ludicolo, he's like Santa Christ with bullet seed and rain dish.