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That was on Jerry Springer?

Dude I don't even know anymore.

 

Jerry Springer has way to many weird things in it to keep track.

 

Why did I get a short answer hah????!?!!1

 

I guess it wasn't a hard question to explain.

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Why doesn't Oprah Winfrey just quit the show business?

Becuase she is making like a million dollars.

Duuh.

 

Why did Mark Crilley say Death Note?

Cause Cheese Whiz isn't as manly to say unless in the right situation.

 

Like your last words.

 

"Now any last words before you die?"

 

"Cheeze whiz!"

 

*world explodes from manliness*

 

That happened twice before.

WHY DID MUFASA HAVE TO DIE?!!?! :(

 

Cause he fell down a a big cliff' date=' also Simba didn't cry enough, if he cried hard enough he would've came back to life.

 

Why does Soviet Russia not take us all over?

 

Cause the Soviet Union collapsed a while ago, weaking Russia and making it capitalist.

 

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden just F off?

 

Techniqly WE are the ones searching for him' date=' blame us.

Why are people racist?

 

Cause black people's skin creates armor with 10% fire resistance.

 

That's beasltly.

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If X=42 and 9X+OVER9000P=' date=' What is P to make the answer true?

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12

 

We know this cause comma equals googleplex.

 

I has a math for you.

 

2x2+1=5x2=10/2=5+4=9x2+4=22/2=11+2.5=13.5

 

So' date=' through this we can deduce that 2x2+1=13.5, correct?

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No. it means you can't do math.

 

Will the people appreciate the work I'm putting into my War RP Posts?

I don't know, I haven't seen you do anything but talk.

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I meant for the meeting' date=' considering I put a lot of time into my posts. Will they? Better yet, will Perry the Platypus appreciate it?

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Aww Mars, Perry appericates you no matter what. <3

 

I didn't get that answer' date=' Nexev. I got 3.333333333333333333333333333333333333330. But still, LOL.

 

What would happen if a flying train was about to fall off a cliff?

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The cliff will say "funk no" and litterally swallow the train. You don't cheat cliffs from there food.

 

And also christian Exodia do you have a calculator hand? No. I do so I'm right.

 

Why does the bot speak pokemon?

 

Cause delbird's the word.

 

 

Is your name Eli Burwell?

 

...

 

Maaayyyybeeeeeee.

 

It's a secret.

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