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[align=justify]Not long ago on a site not far enough away.

The evil super moderator, Darth Crab Helmet,

was walking around in his Imperial Staff thread awaiting orders from his master,Emperor YCMaker. Emperor YCMaker had once been an honorable admin that everyone loved until he became inactive. Soon after his takeover of the YCM Republic, he attempted to take out the children of his young apprentice, Darth Crab Helmet. His two children, Jaden Yuki Wannabe and Bakura Kakashi. Both were separated by the super moderators Resonating Lust and Phantom Roxas whom eventually went into hiding. The super moderator Resonating Lust would be left to look over Jaden Yuki Wannabe while Moderator IcyBlue would look after Bakura Kakashi as he's never had an online friend because every user knows he's a wild partyboy IRL. A couple years later now, Bakura Kakashi is speeding on his Thread attempting

to send data on the Imperial YCM's ultimate weapon, the banhammer.[/align]

Meanwhile in the Forum

Two signatures were walking down a thread talking to each other. These two signatures named, Eurynome and Nexev. They kept on talking until an Edit Beam hit the thread. Eurynome refreshed its page and said "That must be an Imperial Super Moderator CP. The prince better be safe.

Users who still stood for the old Republic YCM lined up for battle. They were armed with troll guns and flaming grenades. The enemy users rushed in the thread and started trolling and flaming until the Republic users were angry and left. Darth Crab Helmet entered the thread and warned a Republic user. He asked the user "Where are the Banahammer plans!?" the user refused to answer and was banned. Two Imperial Users walked into the thread with Prince Bakura. They told Darth Crab Helmet "We found him in a British thread, we couldn't find the plans, sorry Lord crab Helmet." Darth Crab Helmet yelled "I want this thread torn apart" The remaining imperial Users replied "Yes Lord crab Helmet"

 

Yu-Gi-Oh Section-Tatooine coming soon

 

This is just a joke fanfic, sorry and no offense to anyone. If I offended you then I'm sorry. I'm just trying to make YCM look goofy along with its members.

 

YCM Fanfic Glossary:

Imperial - Republic users: The split between Christians and Atheists

Imperial Staff thread- Capital Ship

Signatures- droids

Troll guns: guns

Flaming grenades- grenades

Darth Crab Helmet- Vader

Darth YCMaker- Palpatine

Resonating Lust- Obi Wan Kenobi aka Old Ben

Phantom Roxas- Yoda

Icyblue- Senator Organa

Banhammer- Deathstar

forum- space

section- planet

PM- communications device

Rep- lightsaber

Forum Jump- Hyperdrive

Points- The Force

Search- Radar

Posts- random things

E-mail- saying something

Page- different areas of planets

site- World

Perma-banned- dead permanently

banned- dead but appears in spirit form.

Bots- Jawas

hackers- Tuskin Raiders

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I'm R2D2?

 

jabroniin.

 

This suffers the same grammar (or at least awkward sentence structure) and awkward spacing as the predecessor.

 

I suggest finding a competent editor.

 

This isn't me unless you need plot ideas (which RL says I'm pretty good at when I help him).

 

Lust and Clair are good at this, even Zexaeon (though he might be less approachable) .

 

Also Darth YCMkaker isn't a very good title since Palp is referred to as emperoper more than Darth Sideous.

 

So try Emporer YCM instead.

 

Also this guy:

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user-432015.html

 

 

Is not worthy of being Luke.

Neither is Bakura being Leia but to a much lesser degree.

 

How about Zex and LAr? They are good friends to each other and Icy and Roxas and are so alike they may very well be brothers and sister.

 

Also if it's a schism between Christians and Atheists for Empire and Republic your taking religious sides.

 

That is a very bad idea to do.

 

 

That's my two cents.

 

Besides the editor thing it's all just my opinion and you can ignore it if you want.

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A quick reply was launched by Eurynome and Nexev. Eurynome said "I don't think we will be going to the thread anytime soon." Nexev replied "That thread down there looks familiar." Eurynome replied "Nonsense, we've never been to the Yu-Gi-Oh Q/A section." Nexev kept quiet and thought in his User CP Journal "I forgot, when YCMaker took down the original YCM, Eurynome's history was wiped so he doesn't know that Darth Crab Helmet is his old master."

 

In a sandy background thread named the Yu-Gi-OH Q/A, a young user by the name of Jaden Yuki Wannabe was fixing a post. Then his buddies Dark and Pikachu E-mailed him saying "Jaden Yuki Wannabe, you have to go edit the post before it gets dark. You know what happens at night" Young Jaden Yuki Wannabe replied "Yes, I know, the newbs will come and wreck everything"

Meanwhile

Eurynome and Nexev arrived in the early pages of the Yu-gi-Oh Q/A thread. Eurynome said "I think the active members are on this page." Nexev replied "Nonsense, my Who's Online says the active members are on this page." Eurynome started sifting through pages and said "Don't let me catch you following me." Nexev replied with two computer beeps.

Nexev was on his way to an area where active members were. He became paranoid. A bot saw him and hacked him. Nexev woke up in a Group Organization next to Eurynome. They heard the Group Organization moving until a light showed up.

Pikachu saw the Group Organization and e-mailed for Jaden Yuki Wannabe saying "Jaden Yuki Wannabe, we need two signatures to fix up the posts."

Jaden Yuki Wannabe replied "But I was going to go buy some pictures" Pikachu replied "That will have to wait Jaden Yuki Wannabe. this will shorten your work as well."

Jaden Yuki Wannabe e-mailed a bot and said "Can I have 2 signatures please?" The bot replied "That will be 250." Jaden Yuki Wannabe gave him the money. Eurynome and Nexev were told to follow Jaden Yuki Wannabe.

Nexev started getting signals from this young user. He thought "this is the son I heard about. He has similar details to Bakura Kakashi.

Night time fell and the thread grew dark. Dark e-mailed Jaden Yuki Wannabe saying "Be sure to get the signatures and lock them up for the night.

Jaden Yuki Wannabe sifted to the next page and saw Eurynome alone. "Jaden Yuki asked Eurynome "Where's Nexev?" Eurynome said "He's gone off somewhere babbling something about a Super Moderator Resonating Lust. Jaden Yuki Wannabe took out his Search option and started looking for Eurynome. Jaden Yuki wannabe said "Great, I can't find him, come with me Eurynome"

Jaden Yuki Wannabe entered his Games and took off looking for Eurynome.

Jaden Yuki Wannabe saw Nexev and said "Why are you here Nexev?" Nexev replied "There are things moving in on us." Hackers swarmed the 3 and Hacked them. A mysterious member cloaked in Invisible Option appeared and fought the hackers back. The member took off his Invisible option and woke Jaden Yuki Wannabe up and said "your account has been fixed young one, get up quick. Hackers are easily frightened but will be back in greater numbers" Jaden Yuki Wannabe logged back in replied "Is that you Resonating Lust?" Resonating Lust replied "Yes it is me. Why in a page this old young one?" Jaden Yuki Wannabe replied "Nexev said he was

looking for an old member by the name of YankeeFan." Resonating Lust said "I haven't heard that name in a long time." Jaden Yuki Wannabe said "Pikachu said he was perma-banned a long time ago." Resonating Lust said "No, not yet. He's me" Jaden Yuki Wannabe had a OMG moment. Resonating Lust said "hurry, let's get to my page. the hackers will be back soon."

Resonating Lust and the others arrived at page 34. They entered and Resonating Lust said "Your father wanted me to give this to you. He knew one day you would take up the job Moderator." Jaden Yuki Wannabe asked "You knew my father?" Resonating Lust replied "Yes we fought together in the Clone War. That was a long time ago though." Jaden Yuki Wannabe replied "that can't be, Pikachu said my father had abandoned the site long ago. and he was a Graphics Artist" Resonating Lust replied"That is what Pikachu told you. Your father was a moderator. He was destroyed by a villain Darth Crab Helmet." Resonating Lust handed Jaden Yuki Wannabe a rep. Resonating Lust said "I need you to go with me to the Written Cards section." Jaden Yuki Wannabe replied "I can take you as far as page 56.

 

PART 2 coming soon


I'm R2D2?

 

jabroniin.

 

This suffers the same grammar (or at least awkward sentence structure) and awkward spacing as the predecessor.

 

I suggest finding a competent editor.

 

This isn't me unless you need plot ideas (which RL says I'm pretty good at when I help him).

 

Lust and Clair are good at this' date=' even Zexaeon (though he might be less approachable) .

 

Also Darth YCMkaker isn't a very good title since Palp is referred to as emperoper more than Darth Sideous.

 

So try Emporer YCM instead. [b']alright[/b]

 

Also this guy:

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/user-432015.html

He's my best friend on here and my friend on other sites

 

 

Is not worthy of being Luke.

Neither is Bakura being Leia but to a much lesser degree.

 

How about Zex and LAr? They are good friends to each other and Icy and Roxas and are so alike they may very well be brothers and sister.

 

Also if it's a schism between Christians and Atheists for Empire and Republic your taking religious sides.

 

That is a very bad idea to do. Any other splits on this site?

 

That's my two cents.

 

Besides the editor thing it's all just my opinion and you can ignore it if you want.

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There was a fiasco I know about with people who constantly complain about mods and those who don't

 

Also a couple of people don't like Yu-gi-oh.

 

Don't forget the narutard vs non-narutards.

 

Also the Stayben wars would be better than clones.

 

Everyone knows Draco Stayben.

 

The second best would be OMGkitty for his troll thing.

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