Dad Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I like how apparently a genetically augmented super soldier armed with the lolüberalien equivalent of a combat knife and a doinky little Personal Shield can destroy the person who slaughtered the entire god damn Greek pantheon. Consider yourself +3'd. I LAWL'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlinFan Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Apparently Master Chief can clone himself at the speed of light and toss mountains around. And yet' date=' Kratos managed to kill someone at the speed of light, but couldn't kill Master Chief. Makes sense, you're right.[/quote'] -_- Hermes was an arrogant idiot who had to stop to catch his breath. Master Chief is not. Also, that 'doinky little personal shield' takes around 40 tons of force to collapse. Meh... Arguing is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Apparently Master Chief can clone himself at the speed of light and toss mountains around. And yet' date=' Kratos managed to kill someone at the speed of light, but couldn't kill Master Chief. Makes sense, you're right.[/quote'] -_- Hermes was an arrogant idiot who had to stop to catch his breath. Master Chief is not. Also, that 'doinky little personal shield' takes around 40 tons of force to collapse. Meh... Arguing is fun. Ha. I was talking about Zeus. You know, I don't recall Hermes cloning himself. Unless I missed something. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I like how Master Chief walks at a god damn stroll in actual gameplay. God damn reverse cutscene incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I like how Master Chief walks at a god damn stroll in actual gameplay. God damn reverse cutscene incompetence. I know, it pisses me off. >_> Kratos is at least jogging most of the game. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlinFan Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Yeah, you'd think Chief would have a slight feeling of urgence when there's a goddamn alien army bombing Earth. Also, Zeus probably would've killed Kratos if Pandora hadn't unleashed Hope in him. Meh... I just want to take the three people in the poll and set them loose on the Cullens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Yeah' date=' you'd think Chief would have a slight feeling of urgence when there's a goddamn alien army bombing Earth. Also, Zeus probably would've killed Kratos if Pandora hadn't unleashed Hope in him. Meh... I just want to take the three people in the poll and set them loose on the Cullens.[/quote'] You mean feed them to Cthulhu. That's what you meant. . .. .right? RIGHT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlinFan Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Can we do the feeding-to-Cthulu thing afterwards? I suffer from an insatiable desire to see every sparkly vampire gutted by Kratos and shot in the head repeatedly with a M9. Leonidas could probably just sit that one out, or maybe we could feed him to Cthulu early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 I suppose that's satisfactory. But only if I can play with plasma grenades and Hades' Soul. Well, that, and the fact that I want Leonidas' boots so I can kick people into Kratos' Spear and Master Chief's Sword while he's gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Kratos has my vote. He mutilates his opponents:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Can we do the feeding-to-Cthulu thing afterwards? I suffer from an insatiable desire to see every sparkly vampire gutted by Kratos and shot in the head repeatedly with a M9. Leonidas could probably just sit that one out' date=' or maybe we could feed him to Cthulu early.[/quote'] Leonidas can kick the enemies into the cthulu pit. I suppose that's satisfactory. But only if I can play with plasma grenades and Hades' Soul. Well' date=' that, and the fact that I want Leonidas' boots so I can kick people into Kratos' Spear and Master Chief's Sword while he's gone.[/quote'] They'd be an awesome team, they could sticky the cetus and then the super punch will also explode. However I vote for MC still since while Kratos is incredbly powerful it eventually just gets ridiculous to me. Plus the whole, MC can be you thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlinFan Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 The latest comedy film from Universal. I believe it's a short film, about five seconds long. Rated R for 'Graphic Violence and Life-Threatening Levels of Badass'. Also, Leonidas Eros Thanatos gets to kick Bella into the homocidal Edward fangirl pit. Then Chief can throw a frag in while Kratos is busy maiming the SPARKLY F***ING VAMPIRES. *kick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 The latest comedy film from Universal. I believe it's a short film' date=' about five seconds long. Rated R for 'Graphic Violence and Life-Threatening Levels of Badass'. Also, [s']Leonidas[/s] Eros Thanatos gets to kick Bella into the homocidal Edward fangirl pit. Then Chief can throw a frag in while Kratos is busy maiming the SPARKLY F***ING VAMPIRES. *kick* +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Leonidas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Chief. Who else can take 5 grenades and 2 sniper shots at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobtheman Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Kratos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Chief. Who else can take 5 grenades and 2 sniper shots at once? What game are you playing? Two frags kills Master Chief in any Halo game. Unless you care to explain. Two sniper shots? If you're doing it right, one kills him. >_> Please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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