SPARTANS! ASSEMBLE!

[Dad]

From the blackness, there was a gaping hole that distorted parts of space and time. So much in fact, that three dimensions were drawn amongst each other, onto one battlefield

 

 

March 31, 2863 A.D.

 

"Line them up," called a man in a mechanical green suit. His name was John, and he was one the few remaining Spartans of the United States Marines. As he commanded his fleet to march on the Covenant forces being cornered to the edge of a deserted valley, an ominous wind began to blow his Marines away. It seemed that the Covenant had a secret, last resort weapon in hiding.

 

Master Chief was ready, and began to kill each of the alien forces one by one, execution style, sure that this would bring an end to their weapon.

 

As their bodies fell, the wind grew stronger, to the point where Master Chief had to put up a Bubble Shield to hold himself in place, and brace himself. "What the hell is this?" he wondered aloud, as his shield began to fall apart. Then, a rip of lightning struck the ground a few hundred yards away from him, and vast red swirl began to amass.

 

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March 31, 1358 B.C.

 

"Push them over! Forward men!" a buff soldier called. His armored helmet stood taller than the other soldiers around him. He was six feet tall, strapping, and proud. A grim smile crossed his face, as he picked up his heavy Spartan shield, and aided his men in pushing the enemy backwards, until they began to fall from a cliff's edge.

 

Then, a storm began to brew over the sea before them. Lightning ripped at the ocean's floor, dividing the sea in half, pulling everyman within a million miles radius towards it's incredible suction. "Fall back!" Leonidas cried, but he was drowned out over the storm, as a purple swirl appeared in the ocean's center.

 

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March 13, 1100 B.C.

 

"I owe you nothing!" cried a bald brute. He yanked his soldier from a staggeringly beautiful goddess, and turned his back to her. Below was the elegant city of Rome, now plagued by this man's own army. He was the god of war, and he would take everything he so desired. His armor gleamed in all it's golden and bronze glory, his blades lit with the fires of Athena, and his rage ever growing.

 

He jumped from the face of Mt. Olympus, and dove towards Rome in mid air. But as he approached, a swift gust of wind threw him off course, driving him into the nearest mountain cliff, collapsing it atop him.

 

When he awoke, the mountain was arranged perfectly in a circle around him, and an odd green glow swirled in front of his eyes. It slowly began to expand, and pull him in.

 

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December 21, 2012 (>______________>), Sahara Desert

 

"Oof!" "Ugh!" "Damn!"

 

The three Spartans found themselves in the middle of nowhere.

 

"Where the hell is this?" asked Kratos.

 

"I don't know. But I do know you wear the armor of my Spartan forefathers. Who are you?" questioned Leonidas.

 

"Judging by my radar, this is the Sahara Desert, and it's the middle of December." Master Chief answered. "But how is that possib-- damn!" a buzzing in his suit shorted his radar, and left him fighting with his own eyes only. "Wait, did you say Sparta? I though I was the last of my kind?"

 

Krato huffed angrily ans he glared at Leonidas and turned his attention to Master Chief. "I don't really give a bloody damn who either of you are. All I know is, I am the god of War, and the city of Sparta belongs to me, along with those in it. Bow, or suffer!"

 

Leonidas picked up his spear from the ground and attached his helmet and shield. "We Spartans bow before no one. You may be a self-proclaimed god, but I will drive my spear through your heart, and feed it to the dogs. You will kneel before death!"

 

Master Chief looked around at his arsenal of machine guns and grenades. They didn't seem to work. However, he did still have two weapons left, his Energy Sword and Gravity hammer. "If you're going to kill each other, hurry up and die so that I can return to my time. I've got bigger threats to deal with," he said as his blade lit up.

 

And so it begins:

 

[spoiler=Leonidas]

v.s

[spoiler=Master Chief]

v.s.

[spoiler=Kratos]

 

 

Poor story, I know. I didn't bother to put much effort into it. Anyway, I'm not gonna vote till later. Poll ends in a week.

 

GO.

[Eury]

tl;dr

 

Imma go with Kratos. :D

[Dad]

tl;dr

 

Imma go with Kratos. :D

 

<3 Eury stayed the same.

[Home Slice]

Kratos.

[Saturn of Elemia]

Oh good lord, tough choice for me between Leonidas and Kratos. (Master Chief isn't a REAL Spartan like the other two).

 

I guess my vote has to go to Kratos.

 

(Of course, odds are that Leonidas and Kratos would fight for a couple hours without gaining any ground - then get all buddy-buddy and get drunk)

[Dad]

But Leonidas doesn't have "RAEG OF TEH SPARTANS" and a "WEAPON THAT ENDED THAT DERE GREAT WAR". :/

[Guest Random Dude]

Chief-guns

Leonidas-Spear and big f*cking shield

Kratos-Blades of Athena, Spear of Destiny, Barbarian Hammer

 

Kratos wins.

[Dad]

No gun tech in this fight to make it fair. Chief only has the Sword and Hammer. But I see your point.

 

EDIT: You forgot:

 

The Nemesis Whip

The Blade of Olympus

The Claws of Hades

The Blades of Exile

The Nemean Cestus

Hercules' Shoulder Guard

Hades' Soul

The Golden Fleece

 

 

Yeah, HAXX.

[Dranzer]

I love Gods and War.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

No gun tech in this fight to make it fair. Chief only has the Sword and Hammer. But I see your point.

 

EDIT: You forgot:

 

The Nemesis Whip

The Blade of Olympus

The Claws of Hades

The Blades of Exile

The Nemean Cestus

Hercules' Shoulder Guard

Hades' Soul

The Golden Fleece

 

 

Yeah' date=' HAXX.

[/quote']

 

I voted for Kratos, but if Master Chief can't use guns, only sword and hammer, then isn't it only fair that Kratos cannot use his magic or the Bow of Apollo?

 

And if Kratos gets Golden Fleece, Chief should get Bubble Shield (They're both shields in a way).

[Dad]

No gun tech in this fight to make it fair. Chief only has the Sword and Hammer. But I see your point.

 

EDIT: You forgot:

 

The Nemesis Whip

The Blade of Olympus

The Claws of Hades

The Blades of Exile

The Nemean Cestus

Hercules' Shoulder Guard

Hades' Soul

The Golden Fleece

 

 

Yeah' date=' HAXX.

[/quote']

 

I voted for Kratos, but if Master Chief can't use guns, only sword and hammer, then isn't it only fair that Kratos cannot use his magic or the Bow of Apollo?

 

And if Kratos gets Golden Fleece, Chief should get Bubble Shield (They're both shields in a way).

 

True. Very true, because they both reject projectiles or combat.

[Guest Random Dude]

The guns would only give him an advantage against Leonidas, but you're right. Kratos still wins.

[Saturn of Elemia]

I'm probably going to get smacked for this - but if you wanted to give Leonidas a projectile, he could always...

 

[spoiler=Brace yourself...]SHOOP DA WHOOP!

 

 

There, I said it.

[wolfman505]

Leonidas got skills thats why he's king. The rest of you should be ashamed for not picking him. But then again Kratos life is freaking hardcore, but i still stick with Leonidas.

[Nexev]

I'm going with Master Chief.

 

Spartan is a dead civilization, the Spartan II project being the most realistic revial they could have.

 

I still don't think magic items like... all of Kratos's weapons are much beater than Master Chiefs.

 

They are weapons made by GODS. That counts for something.

 

In addition Chief doesn't talk much so it's easy to imagine yourself in your place and while this doesn't do much for personality, it's the reason why Link never talks and it works.

 

I can't help but think Kratos is overdoing things and probbaly doesn't deserve as many chances to cheat death as he gets.

 

Nor do I think he should have been capable of killing Hades, Poseidon, Persephone etc.

 

But wait do I know? Haven't really played the games.

 

 

However I say Master Chief deserves my vote.

[Davok]

 

All of the above.

[Dad]

 

All of the above.

 

Kratos would rape him. He's just like the mechanical cyclops.

[Davok]

It's not a him. It's a them.

 

Wait, God of War and Warhammer 40,000 crossover?

 

Oh dear god I have ushered forth the Apocalypse.

[Dad]

It's not a him. It's a them.

 

Wait' date=' God of War and Warhammer 40,000 crossover?

 

Oh dear god I have ushered forth the Apocalypse.

[/quote']

 

Good funking job. Now, you've put the Candlejack curse on the name of Kratos, you imbeci

[Davok]

Just as planned!

[CarlinFan]

Master Chief. Energy Sword is plasma, which cuts through anything the other two have (possibly excepting Kratos' god-weapons). Gravity Hammer is concentrated awesome on a stick. SPARTAN augmentation and MJOLNIR armor give him absurd strength, speed, and reflexes. Kratos has no armor, and he'll be lucky simply to puncture Chief's armor, let alone kill him. Leonidas is simply screwed.

[Dad]

SPARTAN augmentation and MJOLNIR armor give him absurd strength' date=' speed, and reflexes.

 

[b']Kratos killed gods with the power to wipe out the very existence of man. You think a little extra speed (Hermes, Zeus), strength (Hercules, Zeus, Cronos, Poseidon), or reflexes (Zeus, Hades, Hermes, Poseidon) means anything?[/b]

 

Kratos has no armor, and he'll be lucky simply to puncture Chief's armor, let alone kill him.

 

If he can break the through the most powerful stone in existence, he can slice through metal. ow8, PLAY GOD OF WAR. NEMEAN CESTUS. >_>

 

Leonidas is simply screwed. Duh.

 

Your logic is so incredibly flawed, it's stupid.

[CarlinFan]

Kratos killed gods with the power to wipe out the very existence of man. You think a little extra speed (Hermes' date=' Zeus), strength (Hercules, Zeus, Cronos, Poseidon), or reflexes (Zeus, Hades, Hermes, Poseidon) means anything?[/b']

 

SPARTAN augmentation combined with MJOLNIR armor makes for a 1500% increase in speed and reflexes. That seems like more that a 'little extra'.

Same with strength: SPARTAN augmentation gives them unbreakable skeletons and the ability to lift three times their own weight (which is a lot, given the fact that their skeletons are coated in metal). The armor increases this strength even further, making a slight movement powerful enough to break the arm of an un-augmented human. Again, more than a 'little extra'.

 

 

If he can break the through the most powerful stone in existence, he can slice through metal. ow8, PLAY GOD OF WAR. NEMEAN CESTUS. >_>

 

"Most powerful stone in existence" in God of War terms = Onyx. Onyx < Energy Shields + 26th Century Titanium Alloy. This is all assuming that Chief will stay still long enough for Kratos to hit him with the Cestus, which is unlikely given that Chief is fifteen times as fast as him. "Oh, hey, there's a big lion-looking thingy heading towards my stomach. I should probably get out of the way."

 

Leonidas is simply screwed. Duh.

So we're in agreement.

 

Your logic is so incredibly flawed, it's stupid.

 

Actually, it's not.

[Dad]

Apparently Master Chief can clone himself at the speed of light and toss mountains around. And yet, Kratos managed to kill someone at the speed of light, but couldn't kill Master Chief.

 

Makes sense, you're right.

[Davok]

I like how apparently a genetically augmented super soldier armed with the lolüberalien equivalent of a combat knife and a doinky little Personal Shield can destroy the person who slaughtered the entire god damn Greek pantheon.