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wow, you put up a forceful arguement.

However, there is still a flaw in your statement. Obama has temporarily stopped all work on the space program involving an embassy on the moon do to the economy, and the amount of money being spent on health care. Therefor, they would not have the funds for you to build your so called "embassy on the moon".

 

I always win.

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And where will you get that money? The US is hurting for it, and if you attempt to take over the world, everyone will spend all of their money trying to stop you. Thus, when you do take over, they will have no money for you to take. The time it will take to raise the funds, get the resources and workers for the space program, and build the space shuttle for the program will greatly increase. And thats not even mentioning the time it would take to raise the funds to go into war with the world, or the money you would spend doing so. In the time this would take, there would be a disaster on another planet, while you sit in your pitiful box outside walmart, and weep.

 

ps. always isnt relative if its true, and I ALWAYS win.

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sigh...

You're assuming people will be able to spend money to stop me. Who do they pay? Take the money from them, and call it nerd tax. Using that money, and the nerds from sector 5.1, I can easily design a space station.

 

The exception that proves the rule is your case.

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They pay the military to work to make machines to stop us. Your misguidence will be our downfall. You may think we are all powerful, but you forgot about our rivals, THE GEEKS! They will stop at nothing to destroy us, and if you are spending all of our money on some stupid program, they will be sure to succeed. You are smart but fail to see the big picture. You have good ideas but don't help the main cause. Our main cause is world domination. A space program will end this. Strategist, you must learn to open your mind to the possibilities if we are to succeed. Besides, why would anyone build us a station anyway? If we are controlling the world, they will rebel. They will do all means necessary to stop us, and you will be hiding in your box outside walmart.

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I am!

 

accepted

 

I have mortally wounded the geeks. Agent Explosivo was once the head geek. No, our only real problem is the Cool People.

 

And the Embassy was only supposed to be there after we have complete domination.

 

But seriously, can't a guy playu a game of pac-man without everybody saying I'm gone!?

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You must be a nerd if you were playing pac-man. No wonder you are our leader. Any way, i have reports that the geeks have returned and with a vengeance. We must act fast, for they may turn to the cool people for support. I also have reports that they have a new leader.

 

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This is him. Do not underestimate them. They may be weak at strength but are strong at heart. Dont think they will falter under our might.

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Who told you that?

 

Either way, I'm sending Agents Luxor and 009$ to take him down as we speak. Though I doubt the geek army is quite ready to battle yet, with the whole uprising business. And I believe the cool people are also decimated by the war.

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Your sources are false. Don't expect your agents back any time soon, if ever. Against the Geeks, you would need an army, not to mention the cool people. If you are to have any hope of being our leader, you must pass the ultimate test, accepting defeat. When defeated, and faced with true fear, how will you handle it? Will you stand up and deal with it? Or will you hide in your box outside of Walmart? A real leader knows when they have lost the fight, and they know when there is just no more point in fighting. Face it, when the good lord was giving out pride, you were in a box outside of walmart.

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No, im presuming that you could be doing better at leading your army. Instead, your presuming that you could win a war you aren't in yet. A group of 5 or so nerds couldnt take on the entire world. You must accept that and get on with leading this army instead of boasting about false information. Accept that you can be defeated and I, and everyone else, will accept you and we will praise you. Until then, your just another rookie to us

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