Saturn of Elemia Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 You know what to do, people. Who do YOU think would win a fight - Chuck Norris or Batman? Have at it, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Batman. Obviously.Chuck Norris isn't the Goddamn Batman, so he can't win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore, Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 And thusly' date=' Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] I deny this completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 And thusly' date=' Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] I deny this completely. Unfortunately, I must deny you. Plus, Batman takes off his mask. Who is he? Just Christian Bale. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 And thusly' date=' Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] I deny this completely. Unfortunately, I must deny you. Plus, Batman takes off his mask. Who is he? Just Christian Bale. >_> Batman is Batman when he takes off his mask. There is no "Christian Bale". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 And thusly' date=' Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] I deny this completely. Unfortunately, I must deny you. Plus, Batman takes off his mask. Who is he? Just Christian Bale. >_> Batman is Batman when he takes off his mask. There is no "Christian Bale". Batman is Bruce Wayne when he takes off his mask. Morgan Freeman doesn't even need a mask because he's such an icon. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 And thusly' date=' Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] I deny this completely. Unfortunately, I must deny you. Plus, Batman takes off his mask. Who is he? Just Christian Bale. >_> Batman is Batman when he takes off his mask. There is no "Christian Bale". Batman is Bruce Wayne when he takes off his mask. Morgan Freeman doesn't even need a mask because he's such an icon. >_> Batman is Batman.I deny him being anyone else. And Morgan Freeman doesn't wear a mask because he's already good enough. Which is perfectly fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraveHorizon Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 If we're being absolutely serious, Batman would beat Chuck Norris. If not, then I'm not fuc*ing playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 If we're being absolutely serious' date=' Batman would beat Chuck Norris. If not, then I'm not fuc*ing playing.[/quote'] However you choose to interpret the fight. Let your imagination run wild. You can base it on popular OR practical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Chuck Norris. He can most likely deflect any of Batman's weapons with sheer awesomeness alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Chuck Norris. He can most likely deflect any of Batman's weapons with sheer awesomeness alone. This. But Morgan Freeman vs. Batman, bolded wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... That's one sided and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... Batman still wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... Batman still wins. Lolno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... That's MY job. But Batman wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... Batman still wins. Lolno. Lolyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... Batman still wins. Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... That's MY job. But Batman wins. You're both out of your funking minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Batman. Chuck Norris is a washed-up karate master who just happened to have facial hair. What if I said Morgan Freeman versus Batman? Would that influence your vote any? Morgan Freeman = Lucius Fox. Lucius Fox is the boss of Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne = Batman. Therefore' date=' Lucius Fox > Batman. And thusly, Morgan Freeman > Batman.[/quote'] THIS. That old geezer Norris can barely lift his head up to get out of bead now. *looks at title**looks at user who created topic**loads shotgun* Would you rather Batman vs Kratos? Because I can arrange that... That's MY job. But Batman wins. Let's hope it comes to that - because that would be a HELL of a match (as would Dante vs Kratos OR Dante vs Batman) As stated before, this thread was made out of sheer boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost-O Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Apparently the power of the soul of Hades is outweighed the power of Batarang. lololololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Then I was unclear. My statement was referring to that Batman > Chuck Norris. Kratos vs. Batman, yes, Kratos wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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