Phantom Roxas Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Roy MustangFranchise: Fullmetal AlchemistPersonality: Confident playful typeSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Flame alchemyOccupation: Colonel of the Amestrian State MilitaryAge: 30Likes: His subordinates, Riza Hawkeye, becoming the FührerDislikes: Those who attack his comradesNominated by: Crab Helmet BridgetFranchise: Guilty GearPersonality: Confident playful typeSpecies: HumanPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: A yo-yo and a mechanized teddy bear named RogerOccupation: NunAge: Young adultLikes: Proving his masculinityDislikes: Being treated like a womanNominated by: VK-Duelist Bridget was on a quest to prove his manliness. He had become a successful bounty hunter, but he felt unsatisfied. He could easily just get some male clothes and cut his hair, but he though it would be more logical to risk his life just to prove how tough he is. Men did crazy stuff like that, right? He stepped inside the Central Station of Amestris, but two guards held him back. One of them called onto a walkie-talkie. "Colonel Mustang, there's some girl here.""G-Girl?" Bridget stuttered. Roy Mustang stepped outside the gates, carrying a cup of tea."What is, men?" "Can I become an alchemist?" Bridget asked. Roy looked Bridget up and down."You don't look capable. Show me what you can do, and I might let you in. Some of the guys here have been complaining about a lack of female staff, so you might give them some entertainment.""Um, actually, I'm a guy."It's a trap!" one of the guards shouted. Roy and Bridget gave him a look. "Oh, sorry. "Trap" is another word for "crossdresser that tricks people into falling for that person, but is really the opposite gender". Guys usually do that, but I've seen some crossdressing girls. Double standard and all that.""I don't like the sound of that," Roy concluded. "Begone, trap!" With a snap of his fingers, Roy sent a burst of flame at Bridget. The young trap hurled a yo-yo at the colonel. Author's Notes: As you know, Bridget is the most infamous trap in gaming history. I just learned about how he tries to prove that he is a man, and my interpretation is that Bridget is a sexist. He was raised a girl, and to prove that he is a man, he takes up bounty hunting. What, does he think women aren't bounty hunters? I've seen plenty female bounty hunters in other media, so this idea that he can prove his manliness by bounty hunting is both stupid and misogynistic. Having not played the games, feel free to correct me, but Roy is badass and Bridget is a misogynistic trap, so there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiyuri Kitashirakawa Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Motherfucking Roy.YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Roy of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 fire vs a yoyo..... no contest. Roy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 I'm not going to lie - Bridget is one of my best characters in the Guilty Gear series (and I can effectively pull off his instant death move). However, I have to go with Roy Mustang. You practically can't touch him (note the word PRACTICALLY) unless you get him wet (and I assume that it's not raining). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeonark Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Roy Mustang.ROY-FUCKING-MUSTANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Roy Mustang.ROY-FUCKING-MUSTANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Mustang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Gonna go with the one that doesn't creep me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Slice Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Roy Mustang.ROY-FUCKING-MUSTANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 EVERYONE IS RIZA FOR ROY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Roy is epic. I vote for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tainted Black Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Mustang ALL the Way! MINISKIRTS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Mustang ALL the Way! MINISKIRTS!!!! YEAH!!! AND DOGS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 soh gaiz doo u leik mai drehs? O.o IM NOT FIRIN MAH LAZAR! BLARG!! (vomitvomitvomit) roy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Wow. First trap I didn't immediately recognize for what it was O_o Anyway, Roy Mustang is epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Roy Mustangs taking you to school call him the professorBridgets sexually confused cause he's a crossdresser. Roy gets mah vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Roy FTW much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Roy. Bridget can't beat Roy, now if it was against a female, I'd choose Bridget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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