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TrickyPooBoy

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A couple of Limericks me and my dad wrote...

 

A warrior captain named Fife

Fought a battle with swords and a knife

They rolled in the mood

And were covered with blood

And the poor captain paid with his life.

 

While watching a rap recital

I asked "What's that song? What's the title?"

It's a song that I found

It's called 'Pants on the Ground'

And I heard it on American Idol!"

 

An upcoming poet named Whit

Found himself in a terrible snit

"When it comes to the rhyming

It's all about timing

And I always try to get as many words into the

Last line as I possibly can fit."

 

Enjoy!

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