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[YGT] Round 1-31: Kratos vs. Battler Ushiromiya vs. Mitsukai Dokuro


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    • Kratos
    • Battler Ushiromiya
    • Mitsukai Dokuro


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Kratos

Franchise: God of War

Personality: Merciless fighter type

Species: Demigod, former god

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Several divine artifacts, inhuman strength

Occupation: Former God of War

Age: Unknown

Likes: Murder

Dislikes: The gods, his past

Nominated by: Twig

 

Battler Ushiromiya

Franchise: Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Personality: Impetuous type

Species: Human

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: None

Occupation: None

Age: 19

Likes: Fairy Tail, strawberry cake

Dislikes: Belief in the supernatural

Nominated by: VK-Duelist

 

Mitsukai Dokuro

Franchise: Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan

Personality: Short-tempered type

Species/Occupation: Angel

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Her spiked bat Excalibolg

Age: 12

Likes: Teasing Kusakabe Sakura sexually

Dislikes: So many things due to her temper

Nominated by: Bakura Kakashi

 

 

Millennia ago, the mighty Kratos slew the gods and the Titans. It is said that he took his own life after defeating the god Zeus, but there are those that believe that, even today, Kratos walks among us.

 

 

Battle Ushiromiya was being bothered by a little girl, Mitsukai Dokuro. She claimed that she was an angel, but Battler found her claim preposterous, claiming that there was no way she could prove it. She, there was a rather obvious halo floating above her head, but Battler dismissed this as a bizarre reflection of light.

 

"Listen, I don't care if you're trying to kill some guy you think will become a pedophile, but I won't have any of it," Battler said with vehemence. This made the little girl angry, as she brought out a spiked bat to kill Battler. Seconds before it could meet its mark, a muscular man grabbed the young girl by the head.

 

"You," the man growled. "The gods still seek to influence this world? And they've sent a child to do their work for them? I see the gods have grown in their cowardice."

"Gods?" Mitsukai repeated. "There is but only one God, and He shall smite you for your insolence!"

"Pathetic. If he were to smite me, why has he not already done so? That is because I have killed many gods in the past. Your God is just another coward, unable to directly kill ones by himself. Heh, and I thought people these days believed in a righteous God. Why would he have a young girl kill a foolish adolescent? Arrogance. The gods view mortals - no, everything as merely tools for them to play with."

"Oh please," Battler interrupted. "Gods? The two of you speak nonsense. Gods, magic, they're all nothing but superstition."

 

"You both shall pay for your blasphemy!" Mitsukai declared.

"At last," Kratos hissed. "I can have the taste of immortal blood after so long."

"Nonsense," said Battle. "Your "godly capabilities" will fail you both."

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Kratos.

 

I may hate God Of War, but I don't really care since I don't know the other two.

 

And he has the same name as one of the most awesome VG badasses I know, so my vote goes to him.

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human, which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post stupid arguments and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human' date=' which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post [b']stupid arguments[/b] and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

 

Just pointing out your ignorance. You reffered to her as an Angel. She isn't just any angel, watch the show and you'll see.

 

Underline: That underlined sentence isn't even proper english, so try and learn your basics... =/

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human' date=' which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post [b']stupid arguments[/b] and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

 

Just pointing out your ignorance. You reffered to her as an Angel. She isn't just any angel, watch the show and you'll see.

 

Underline: That underlined sentence isn't even proper english, so try and learn your basics... =/

 

You comment on my English, when you misspelled referred and didn't capitalize the "E" in English. Not to mention the fact that, you underlined part of the entire sentence, which is in fact, correct.

 

Really now?

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human' date=' which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post [b']stupid arguments[/b] and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

 

Just pointing out your ignorance. You reffered to her as an Angel. She isn't just any angel, watch the show and you'll see.

 

Underline: That underlined sentence isn't even proper english, so try and learn your basics... =/

 

You comment on my English, when you misspelled referred and didn't capitalize the "E" in English. Not to mention the fact that, you underlined part of the entire sentence, which is in fact, correct.

 

Really now?

 

Spelling isn't that big of a deal, for all you know, I could've mistyped. Capitalisation isn't a big deal either. Its nt really needed, unless writing/typing a formal letter. You obviously are American, so I doubt you would know much of the English language, well nor do I but...

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human' date=' which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post [b']stupid arguments[/b] and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

 

Just pointing out your ignorance. You reffered to her as an Angel. She isn't just any angel, watch the show and you'll see.

 

Underline: That underlined sentence isn't even proper english, so try and learn your basics... =/

 

You comment on my English, when you misspelled referred and didn't capitalize the "E" in English. Not to mention the fact that, you underlined part of the entire sentence, which is in fact, correct.

 

Really now?

 

Spelling isn't that big of a deal, for all you know, I could've mistyped. Capitalisation isn't a big deal either. Its nt really needed, unless writing/typing a formal letter. You obviously are American, so I doubt you would know much of the English language.

 

Capitalization and spelling are a part of grammar. What the hell are you smoking?

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So' date=' Kratos is a god / angel / demon killer, and he's fighting an [b']angel[/b] and a human with no weapons? This fight is pretty one sided.

 

That's exactly why my vote goes to the guy with the kick-ass tattoo.

 

You obviously haven't watched Dokuro-Chan...You don't understand her powers at all do you? She can cast spells and she does have a weapon thank you very much. So, no, you have no idea about her actual strength, stamina and speed.

 

Plus, Kratos looks retarded, and this isn't even based on fighting power.

 

You = Fail

 

I vote Dokuro.

 

I pick the third one cause she's cute and I could care less about Kratos.

 

Somebody with brains.

 

Are you dimwitted? Can you not read? I was referring to the human' date=' which in his biography, states he does not have a weapon. You post [b']stupid arguments[/b] and you can't read, but I failed? Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me, so don't say retarded things to me, if you don't comprehend the basics.

 

Just pointing out your ignorance. You reffered to her as an Angel. She isn't just any angel, watch the show and you'll see.

 

Underline: That underlined sentence isn't even proper english, so try and learn your basics... =/

 

You comment on my English, when you misspelled referred and didn't capitalize the "E" in English. Not to mention the fact that, you underlined part of the entire sentence, which is in fact, correct.

 

Really now?

 

Spelling isn't that big of a deal, for all you know, I could've mistyped. Capitalisation isn't a big deal either. Its nt really needed, unless writing/typing a formal letter. You obviously are American, so I doubt you would know much of the English language.

 

Capitalization and spelling are a part of grammar. What the hell are you smoking?

 

Encase you didnt know this forum is based for 10 and over who cares if he puts a full stop in a wrong place who gives a funk? What are you an accountant? How about you stop being a prick and get this thread ontopic again.

 

Sorry roxas for going off topic

 

~MK

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Encase you didnt know this forum is based for 10 and over who cares if he puts a full stop in a wrong place who gives a f***? What are you an accountant? How about you stop being a prick and get this thread ontopic again.

 

Sorry roxas for going off topic

 

~MK

 

>Implying 10 year olds can't spell simple words.

 

Besides' date=' Ghost was called out on his grammar first, therefore he has the right to defend his case, as[b'][/b]shole.

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