Hidden Message (Decoder gets Rep)

[TTR~]

if u find the hidden message, tell me what it is then, u getz a rep

Here it is:

[spoiler=Message 1]

Only men who have cancer can jump into waste baskets

Cats have the ability to levetatethings with their minds 4 milk

Too many dum people have an I.Q. of over 9234

Omens are bad to see, like Tom Hanks wearing a purple hat

Potatoes are a good source of vitamin 1/2 if ur an old man

Umbrellas arent useful if Lady Gaga is throwing sharks into buildings

Seventy Seventy Seven percent of people are born with hands

 

[ANBU]

Octopus?

[Black★Star]

octopus...

[TTR~]

Octopus?

 

yup

this one was easy

[Dizzy~]

How is the answer octopus? It's obviously pickeled bunions.