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I like pie, became, "I hope this question."

 

 

v.v

 

And also:

 

"Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!"

 

became

 

""געשלאגן, אַ מוטער, איך ליבע בבוו פֿאַרגעסן דיין פּאַראָל?"

 

xD

 


 

Original text:

 

"the cake is a lie"

 

...54 translations later we get:

 

"Brother"

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Original text:

I really wish I could learn how to read Cantonese.

 

Resultant text:

Reader


Looking back at the languages, I just noticed it translated my phrase into 3 types of Chinese - Chinese, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional .... how can there be three types of Chinese?! There's only two! Although looking at them, they're still pretty accurate to my original sentence - 我想学习阅读广东话 and 我想學習閱讀廣東話 does still translate to "I would like to learn to read Cantonese"

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"please take a dump in the burger town bathroom to continue"

 

later...

 

"Please take a shower in the bathroom town to continue Burger"

 

Wtf, i said for you to take a dump in the burger town bathroom, not take a shower in the bathroom town to continue burger!


"windows instant death has been reborn

 

what do you want to do?"

 

later

 

Windows Update immediately shooting, what are you doing?

 

That is worthy of a Wtf train

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You just got stuck-up with all the clean up.

 

into

 

不 杰里米 "胚胎 干 乌纳 Мірада 为 realitzar Тоди impuse seguiment Міртл Кара 蕾格拉德拉 ñ afegit 边 Sentido Serveis.

 

O_e

 

I did another:

 

Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. I work at Burger King making double whoppers. I wear paper hats. Woud you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?

 

into...

 

Ding, es SKYFi gedoen. Ding, es SKYFi gedoen. Ек і Маахи Creative_works Dubbele mentides Burger King. Педро Ek Kartro Regeer. р Czi Wouda 'appeltert Aconseguim Sagen? р Czi Wil 'appeltert Aconseguim Sagen?

 

WTF?!

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translationparty.com works also.

 

When you walk on street, you have a high chance of being raped.

 

to

 

As rape is down, you must walk in the colors of winter.

 

 

 

 

 

dark magician girl is the number one card of yu-gi-oh and no i am not kidding

 

to

 

 

 

In Ohio, dark magician girl card number is a joke

 

 

when everybody would die, there would finally be peace, and everybody would be in pieces.

 

to

 

All dead, peace is ultimately works for everyone.

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