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[Guest Welche]

Ninjas versus Pirates.

[WTF]

No.

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

Ninrates and Pirjas

[WTF]

Let's stop right there.

 

These thread are annoying and should be locked.

[Scyire]

Let's stop right there.

 

These thread are annoying and should be locked.

 

Or, you could stop mini-modding/spamming and report the thread and move on.

 

OT: Ninjas own pirates. Scientifically proven.

[Clair]

Let's stop right there.

 

These thread are annoying and should be locked.

 

Or' date=' you could stop mini-modding/spamming and report the thread and move on.

 

OT: Ninjas own pirates. Scientifically proven.

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This. ^

 

Now there's nothing to discuss. -_-

[Grunt Issun]

On RealUltimatePower, Hamburger would post “PumpUp Scripts” or ideas for Ninja movies, often fought against Pirates. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the eye” and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja’s boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate’s boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

[Scyire]

On RealUltimatePower' date=' Hamburger would post “PumpUp Scripts” or ideas for Ninja movies, often fought against Pirates. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the eye” and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja’s boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate’s boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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cool story bro.

[Grunt Issun]

On RealUltimatePower' date=' Hamburger would post “PumpUp Scripts” or ideas for Ninja movies, often fought against Pirates. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the eye” and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja’s boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate’s boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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cool story bro.

 

not mine, came from realultimatepower

[Clair]

On RealUltimatePower' date=' Hamburger would post “PumpUp Scripts” or ideas for Ninja movies, often fought against Pirates. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the eye” and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja’s boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate’s boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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O_o

 

tl;dr

 

Ninjas win. That is all.

[Projectile Vomiting]

Pirates are much cooler. They attack random ships at sea, kill people, take their money, and go on with their business. Ninjas dress all gay and walk around in flip flops trying to sneak up on people. Seriously. No contest.

[Grunt Issun]

On RealUltimatePower' date=' Hamburger would post “PumpUp Scripts” or ideas for Ninja movies, often fought against Pirates. The following is an excerpt from The Ultimate Battle script:

 

 

 

Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend “the eye” and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja’s boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate’s boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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O_o

 

 

Ninjas win. That is all.

 

Yes ninjas do win.

and why are we talking about deers? jk

[Yasu]

Pirates will grape ninjas to death :3

A bloody death >:3

[Grunt Issun]

ahh drunk vs stealth

 

lets see

 

drunk guy goes wandering around swinging his sword randomly while ninja blends into ceilding while linging to boards. he jumps down and stabs pirate pirate dies NINJA PWNS *inser FF1 victory theme*

[Projectile Vomiting]

ahh drunk vs stealth

 

lets see

 

drunk guy goes wandering around swinging his sword randomly while ninja blends into ceilding while linging to boards. he jumps down and stabs pirate pirate dies NINJA PWNS *inser FF1 victory theme*

 

Ninja then realizes he's stuck at sea and has no clue how to operate a ship.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

You guys know nothing about real Ninjas.

 

Real Ninjas will never even try going out to battle on a ship. They will lure the ship into somewhere on land, preferrably a forest, and then use traps like boulders to crush them one by one.

 

Real Ninjas were like that.

 

What, you mean the Modern Pirates? Those out in around Africa?

......In that case, Pirates.

 

If Ninjas and Pirates from the same timeline, Ninjas by far.

[Niño]

F_ck your Ninja's and Pirates, the Ninja-Pirate will own them all.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

Wait!!!

 

There's 1 pirate who can beat all ninjas.

 

[spoiler=The Ultimate Pirate]

 

 

[Clair]

Wait!!!

 

There's 1 pirate who can beat all ninjas.

 

[spoiler=The Ultimate Pirate]

 

 

 

Ninjas eat that Captain for breakfast. >_>

[DARKPLANT RISING]

F_ck your Ninja's and Pirates' date=' the Ninja-Pirate will own them all.

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[Yasu]

Wait!!!

 

There's 1 pirate who can beat all ninjas.

 

[spoiler=The Ultimate Pirate]

 

 

 

Ninjas eat that Captain for breakfast. >_>

 

Such pathetic breakfast, still, ninjas deserve much less.

[Projectile Vomiting]

You guys know nothing about real Ninjas.

 

Real Ninjas will never even try going out to battle on a ship. They will lure the ship into somewhere on land' date=' preferrably a forest, and then use traps like boulders to crush them one by one.

 

Real Ninjas were like that.

 

What, you mean the Modern Pirates? Those out in around Africa?

......In that case, Pirates.

 

If Ninjas and Pirates from the same timeline, Ninjas by far.

[/quote']

 

Real ninjas sit in dojos and monotonously train for nothing because a trained army could destroy any of them in seconds.

 

If ninjas and pirates from the same timeline fought, I'm inclined to believe Pirates would win... Unless you're proposing that ninjas can't be penetrated by bullets.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

You guys know nothing about real Ninjas.

 

Real Ninjas will never even try going out to battle on a ship. They will lure the ship into somewhere on land' date=' preferrably a forest, and then use traps like boulders to crush them one by one.

 

Real Ninjas were like that.

 

What, you mean the Modern Pirates? Those out in around Africa?

......In that case, Pirates.

 

If Ninjas and Pirates from the same timeline, Ninjas by far.

[/quote']

 

Real ninjas sit in dojos and monotonously train for nothing because a trained army could destroy any of them in seconds.

 

If ninjas and pirates from the same timeline fought, I'm inclined to believe Pirates would win... Unless you're proposing that ninjas can't be penetrated by bullets.

 

You completely mistook the first sentence. How are you supposed to win in a fight talking about Japanese things against a Japanese member?

 

You do have a point with the second one. But Ninjas never faced face-to-face, they prefer ambushes which have smaller chances of failing.

If it was before guns were threwn into Tanegashima (and I doubt you know Tanegashima) Pirates may win. Afterwards, Ninjas.

 

Wait, 1 question. Why would pirates and ninjas fight? *Gets shot*

[Frunk]

MOVED TO POLLS. :evil:

[Mehmani]

18th Century Pirates would lose.

Modern day Somali Pirates (with Machine Guns and Rocket-Propelled Grenades) would win.