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[i would like to play a game. YCM, for too long you have stared at your computer monitors and clicked on your keyboards, disregarding the world around you. Some would call you lazy, some would call you ignorant. I call you undeserving of the life that you are given, which others use to slave away for the good of the world and you waste on forums such as these. Yet I offer you redemption. When you clicked on this thread, it began to download a fatal virus on your computer. Any computers in a local area network will also be affected by it. But I can stop the virus. I am surveillance you right now, watching your every move. And I will stop this virus that will kill your computer. All you need to do is give up one thing. You must cut off your hands, these instruments with which you type your life away. The choice is yours, YCM

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So, our choice is lose our computers, or... lose our hands and with them the ability to use our computers? I thought the point of these games was that the self-harm strictly reduces the punishment (from death to pain and whatever else), not strictly increases the punishment (from no computer to no hands and no computer). Not to mention the Third Option: antivirus software.

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So' date=' our choice is lose our computers, or... lose our hands and with them the ability to use our computers? I thought the point of these games was that the self-harm strictly reduces the punishment (from death to pain and whatever else), not strictly increases the punishment (from no computer to no hands and no computer). Not to mention the Third Option: antivirus software.

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Yay! She did it wrong. Also, a fourth option would be to get a new computer.

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You're a day too late for April Fools.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

it began to download a fatal virus on your computer

 

That's wonderful. My desktop is like 5 years old, and I always wanted a new one. Thanks for giving me a reason to get a new one. Now all that is left is saving an essay onto my USB. Or I could just go to word, screenshot it, go to my email, and email it to myself. It's not much to retype, really.

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I can't help but feel the aim of this thread was to say one thing we want to or are going to try to give up in purpose to better ourselves. Not sure.

 

If so, I say; Chocolate. No chocolate or any junk food over Easter for me.

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