So I almost got arrested today

[Yankee]

My bf and almost got arrested for misdemeanor because we burned an american flag at a government protest.

 

That is a big no no...

 

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

 

Because of the "funny" part of what he said, he must be talking about me.

He doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sux 2 b him

 

You're an idiot. Thinking your hard for throwing rocks and acting like a smartass. How is that funny at all?

 

lol

I never said I was hard core or anything, my slow friend. I only smarted off because he stopped me for a completely stupid reason.

Of Frunk, when will you learn...

Maybe when you make ANOTHER return, you may understand...;)

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

My bf and almost got arrested for misdemeanor because we burned an american flag at a government protest.

 

o.0

What? That's punishment of death srs jail time in america...

Well not really but... damn' date=' really? [i']daaaamn...[/i]

 

actually no it isn't no jail time. Freedom of expression. I can find the supreme court case that made it legal if you want.

[Yankee]

My bf and almost got arrested for misdemeanor because we burned an american flag at a government protest.

 

o.0

What? That's punishment of death srs jail time in america...

Well not really but... damn' date=' really? [i']daaaamn...[/i]

 

actually no it isn't no jail time. Freedom of expression. I can find the supreme court case that made it legal if you want.

 

Truly doesn't matter. At all.

If not the police, some good citizen would have kicked his ass.

It's generally known as a depraved act to burn the flag.

If not jail time, the Government and court would have made him do some other shiz.

[Alldo]

You throw rocks at police?

Seriously?

You couldn't have maybe, I don't know stole something worth money? Or at least let the cop arrest you, since you were childish enough to throw the rock at them.

[Frunk]

My bf and almost got arrested for misdemeanor because we burned an american flag at a government protest.

 

That is a big no no...

 

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

 

Because of the "funny" part of what he said, he must be talking about me.

He doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sux 2 b him

 

You're an idiot. Thinking your hard for throwing rocks and acting like a smartass. How is that funny at all?

 

lol

I never said I was hard core or anything, my slow friend. I only smarted off because he stopped me for a completely stupid reason.

Of Frunk, when will you learn...

Maybe when you make ANOTHER return, you may understand...;)

 

You can call me whatever you want, but I'm not your friend. ;)

[Scatty]

Cops suck.

And I too love donuts.

[Tentacruel]

I run like hell every time I see cops. Even though they have no reason to arrest me. I just have this radar in my head that goes "ITS THE MAN! RUN!"

 

 

 

And as for Yankeefan's story. Those cops were idiots. And why the hell does everybody care so much about a kid throwing rocks!!! To the people saying "its unproductive and a waste of time," for the love of God people look at what site you're on!

[Poseidon©]

I was in a restaurant, and they had a phone booths inside.

 

So I called 911 and hung up quickly.

 

The police came barging in.

 

The end.

[Yugiohrulez!]

Ok, one time my friend was going to go jump this kid in our neighborhood, and so on our way down there, he picked up this rusty dagger looking thing. Then, coincidently, a cop drives up. She gets out of the car and says "Young sir, what is that?"

My friend decides to drop it. The cop asks what it is.

Now this is where it's good to know how to lie.

I said "He calls it his Dagger of Justice. He's playing this stupid game with his imaginary friends."

She says "Well your a little old"

I reply "I told him i dont want to do this. But he insists on doing stupid stuff like this."

She says "Ok, you guys have a nice day." and drive off.

 

That one was the closest i have ever gotten to being arrested.

[Yankee]

My bf and almost got arrested for misdemeanor because we burned an american flag at a government protest.

 

That is a big no no...

 

Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

 

Because of the "funny" part of what he said, he must be talking about me.

He doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sux 2 b him

 

You're an idiot. Thinking your hard for throwing rocks and acting like a smartass. How is that funny at all?

 

lol

I never said I was hard core or anything, my slow friend. I only smarted off because he stopped me for a completely stupid reason.

Of Frunk, when will you learn...

Maybe when you make ANOTHER return, you may understand...;)

 

You can call me whatever you want, but I'm not your friend. ;)

 

lol, of course we are ^_\\\

3 years bro, we've known each other for a long time, and talked a lot.

[Jacoby746]

I've never been (or almost been) arrested, but my almost was. when he was like 17, my dad and uncle decide they want to take their mom's (my grandma's) car. They were speeding, so a cop pulled them over. The cop brought them home and my grandma was waiting. She yelled " Take them to jail!", but the cop said it wouldn't. them my dad and uncle turn around and beg "Please take us to jail!", but the cop wouldn't. They gotbeat really bad and never stole her car again. But the did steal my aunt's.

[The_Prince_of_Death]

funny story yankee. I had one similar though I wasn't being the dick. I was just there with my mom and we came over to a friends place to help them move out since they got evicted. Well it got dark and some cops came in to check up on us and see what we are doing and checking out our names. one of the guys who would just be like for example if he was pulled over:

 

[spoiler=example convo]

 

*he rolls down his window as offcer walks up*

 

"How have you been doing today?"

 

"How have you been doing today officer?!?"

 

*officer grunts*

"license and registration"

 

"license and registration" as you can see he would be a dick/cocky jokester.

 

 

 

well he was kind of doing the same when the officers came up and asked for our ID and what we were doing. I just couldn't stop laughing....then we got funny and found a "not so appropriate painting" in the stuff and had another pull it out infront of the cop car while the lights were on and say:

 

"So where does this go? the back of the truck or is it staying here?"

 

I don't know if the cops looked or not but it was funny.

 

there there was the time I was detained by a government official for hacking. Me and my buddies just got to thinking if wecould have into the government's computer system for the fun of it....can't say anything else of what we did/didn't see...and werelater detained and questioned and had to sign a form to keep quiet about what we did/didn't see. They never said we couldn't tell about getting a visit from the government about it so I can say that much.

[Darth Duelist]

LOL thatz a funny story.....

I never really got close to being arrested,

but some1 went in a building near our school and

police were all around it...

guyz in black SWAT guys with huge rifles...

we didnt get out until 30min after school dismissal

because of safety purposes...

[Azmodius]

1 word, DRUGS.

[Yankee]

1 word' date=' Prostitution.

[/quote']

 

Fixed.

[Gascan]

lol

I never said I was hard core or anything' date=' my slow friend. I only smarted off because he stopped me for a completely stupid reason.

Of Frunk, when will you learn...

Maybe when you make ANOTHER return, you may understand...;)

[/quote']

 

He asked you what you were doing. Last I checked, that is not a very good reason to be a jackass.

[Yankee]

lol

I never said I was hard core or anything' date=' my slow friend. I only smarted off because he stopped me for a completely stupid reason.

Of Frunk, when will you learn...

Maybe when you make ANOTHER return, you may understand...;)

[/quote']

 

He asked you what you were doing. Last I checked, that is not a very good reason to be a jackass.

 

lol

Do you mean Frunk of the cop?

[Gascan]

The cop, sir.

[Yankee]

lol, well, he asked in a tone that, well, ya know, like your answer doesn't matter, he already has it, ya know?

He sounded mad already, so, I thought there was really no point to being a totally nice guy. He started talking to me like an ass, I'll start talking to him like an ass.

[Gascan]

So you just assumed his intentions and dicided to be a jerk because of that?

 

Still unimpressive.

 

I won't argue his intentions were necessarily good because I wasn't there, but tone of voice is still a poor reason to be a jerk to anyone, cops in particular.

 

Anyway, he probably asked that way because he was thinking "Ugh, this guy's a teenager - he's gonna be an ass hole no matter what I do." I'd bet that many cops are ass holes to people because most people are ass holes to cops. It's a vicious circle. [/rant]

[RAEGING D0GKING]

I never nearly got arrested or been in Situations with the Police.

[Super Half Vamp Riku]

i asked this hot women cop if she could show me her ass-ets,nuff said