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@Topic:Never really spoke with a cop, although a cop stopped me, looked at me and let me go on. Wierd.

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If the cop was male, he was probably gay and checking you out. If the cop was female...then you're probably one lucky man.

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One time me and my friends were at my other friends birthday party last year so my friend says i want to go swimming and my other friend does not have a pool so there is this pool where you have to buy a D*** three hundred dollar membership so at about midnight to one a clock we went to the pool and after we tried to get in but these three people driving down the street see us and call the D*** cops. When the cops get there we run to my house but when the cops get there they ask what the hell where you doing and i told them it wasn't us at the pool and the cops said OK and went away

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Store guards consider outsiders suspicious. Once, when my Mudvayne-fan cousin was visiting from Argentina, we went to a store with my family. We found nothing interesting in that shop; so, while my family was still looking at random stuff there, my cousin and I just walked at the store, looking more random stuff and making some jokes. One or two guards were behind us. That was very uncomfortable. Later that day, we heard that, while the guards were watching us, someone took the chance and robbed the store.

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One time me and my friends were at my other friends birthday party last year so my friend says i want to go swimming and my other friend does not have a pool so there is this pool where you have to buy a D*** three hundred dollar membership so at about midnight to one a clock we went to the pool and after we tried to get in but these three people driving down the street see us and call the D*** cops. When the cops get there we run to my house but when the cops get there they ask what the hell where you doing and i told them it wasn't us at the pool and the cops said OK and went away

 

Those cops are idiots. Did they even mention that you were at the pool? <.<

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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

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Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

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One time me and my friends were at my other friends birthday party last year so my friend says i want to go swimming and my other friend does not have a pool so there is this pool where you have to buy a D*** three hundred dollar membership so at about midnight to one a clock we went to the pool and after we tried to get in but these three people driving down the street see us and call the D*** cops. When the cops get there we run to my house but when the cops get there they ask what the hell where you doing and i told them it wasn't us at the pool and the cops said OK and went away

 

Those cops are idiots. Did they even mention that you were at the pool? <.<

No they did not they are really retarded
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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

 

Because of the "funny" part of what he said, he must be talking about me.

He doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sux 2 b him

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From this:

you got sum guts to say that

Yes. Yes I do.

 

And' date=' the only thing I changed was how it was phrased because I couldn't remeber it exactly.

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yeah I almost got sent to J-V because I said s*** in front of a cop. The cops in my town are rediculous.

 

 

To this:

 

 

 

you sed it

 

I was lmfao.

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One day while I was angry, I threw a rock at somewhere. Next thing I know, I ran towards my house quickly and locked my room door for 10 minutes until I was sure he was gone. Huuza for coincidences.

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[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

"...What should I do today? Read a book? No, that's too difficult. Invent something? No, too much effort...I know! I'll throw rocks in an empty field! Hell yeah!"

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My family (mom, dad, me, two sisters, one brother) were coming home from our cottage. The back of the minivan was filled with stuff, so we couldn't see out the back, and my parents were playing Irish music REALLY LOUDLY. Turns out a cop was behind us for about 5 miles, trying to get us to pull over for speeding, before we actually found out. He had his sirens going and everything. Couldn't see or hear him. My dad was arrested when we finally pulled over.

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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

[/quote']

 

Wow. That's like, not cool. Or funny. Like, at all.

 

What part are you talking about? What the cop did or what Yankee said?

 

Because of the "funny" part of what he said, he must be talking about me.

He doesn't have a sense of humor.

Sux 2 b him

 

You're an idiot. Thinking your hard for throwing rocks and acting like a smartass. How is that funny at all?

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