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So I almost got arrested today

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JG. Newbie

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I actually once threatened to tell a cigarate-sucking sucker (in 6TH GRADE!!) to the police if he still keeps on poking me around. I suceeded in making him a mind slave.

 

The police are on my side.

 

I know people who smoked in 5th grade.

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I was in the Meridian, a local mall in my city. I was with a couple of mates and we were there just before closing time, waiting for a friend to go to a movie. Anyways the guards asked us to leave as the didn't want any trouble. So we left and I looked back, my friend was arguing with the guard, telling him that he has no right to make us leave. He then made a comment about the guard being overweight just as I told him to leave it. The guard then asked me what I said. I told him that I said that we should go, he then said 'No you didn't, you just made a fat comment about me". I replied " What the hell? That was my mate". He then got all pissy and walked up to me. Some of my other friends were sniggering. The friend we were waiting for had just arrived. I then looked the guard in the eye and just left. The guard called for backup, and then for the cops. The cops came and take us back to the Station. We explained the situation and they understood. We had helped them with a theft a couple of months before so they trusted us, they then let us go.

 

That guard is a dick.

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I'm to paranoid to mess with a cop or simply argue with them.

 

Hell' date=' when I see one, I feel guilty for things I never had done. Play by plays of things that could be considered "arrest worthy". As if.

 

I'm to innocent ;____;

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Join the club xD

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I was in the Meridian' date=' a local mall in my city. I was with a couple of mates and we were there just before closing time, waiting for a friend to go to a movie. Anyways the guards asked us to leave as the didn't want any trouble. So we left and I looked back, my friend was arguing with the guard, telling him that he has no right to make us leave. He then made a comment about the guard being overweight just as I told him to leave it. The guard then asked me what I said. I told him that I said that we should go, he then said 'No you didn't, you just made a fat comment about me". I replied " What the hell? That was my mate". He then got all pissy and walked up to me. Some of my other friends were sniggering. The friend we were waiting for had just arrived. I then looked the guard in the eye and just left. The guard called for backup, and then for the cops. The cops came and take us back to the Station. We explained the situation and they understood. We had helped them with a theft a couple of months before so they trusted us, they then let us go.

 

That guard is a dick.

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tl;dr

 

Anywayz, Yankee, your story is epic lolz.

 

But srlsy, I'm 12. I don't do that stuff>.>

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Masey 4 AVFC

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I got arrested because a fight happened in school with my mate and a dickhead.After school,the opponent and his mate decided to follow him and try to take him out and luckily I saw them.I was shouting across the road to him to look behind you and he couldn't understand me.A cop on a bike rode up and arrested me because she thought I was abusing an elderly person in a car when I was helping my mate.She arrested me,but luckily my mate saw them both,he ran in the park when no one was there,the idiots followed him and my mate took them both out.

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But srlsy' date=' I'm 12. I don't do that stuff>.>

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I was walking in the mall' date=' hanging out with 7+ of my friends. A mall cop asks what we were doing, I said "We're walking. By the looks of that gut, you need to start walking, too," "You better watch your mouth, you little punkass," he replied. I said "I believe that is verbal abuse. Why, if I had my cell phone, I'd tell my parents that you are abusing me. They are lawyers and will sue you. You'd better get your 2 dollars an hour salary right now," He gave me a 'warning' and walked away.

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I'm 12, and look what I do.

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WTF Newbie

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you got sum guts to say that

Yes. Yes I do.

 

And' date=' the only thing I changed was how it was phrased because I couldn't remeber it exactly.

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yeah I almost got sent to J-V because I said sheet in front of a cop. The cops in my town are rediculous.

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JG. Newbie

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People who like the law are idiots.The only proper law in this world are mods like Icyblue' date='Frunk and YCMaker making this site a better place

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Words cannot describe this fail. Try living in a world without laws. You'd be dead/mugged/raped/all of the above by now.

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WTF Newbie

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Yeah masey. That was pretty retarded...

Some laws need a reform' date=' l agree strongly. But they DO NOT need to be abolished.

 

Lest we live in a world where monopoly is allowed... l think i'lll kill myself.

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and a giant shoe comes down the street and crushes us all

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