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Go screw yourself. Speaking of which' date=' isn't it closed?

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Vacation plans changed?

 

Nah, going to Stockholm. On that note, isn't that where Umbra lives?

 

Yup. And iirc another YCM member lives close to Stockholm.

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Go screw yourself. Speaking of which' date=' isn't it closed?

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Vacation plans changed?

 

Nah, going to Stockholm. On that note, isn't that where Umbra lives?

 

Yup. And iirc another YCM member lives close to Stockholm.

 

Yeah, Tomtekorv.

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Go screw yourself. Speaking of which' date=' isn't it closed?

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Vacation plans changed?

 

Nah, going to Stockholm. On that note, isn't that where Umbra lives?

 

Technically a suburb, but yeah.

 

And no, I've never gotten in any incidents with cops.

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I was walking in the mall, hanging out with 7+ of my friends. A mall cop asks what we were doing, I said "We're walking. By the looks of that gut, you need to start walking, too," "You better watch your mouth, you little punkass," he replied. I said "I believe that is verbal abuse. Why, if I had my cell phone, I'd tell my parents that you are abusing me. They are lawyers and will sue you. You'd better get your 2 dollars an hour salary right now," He gave me a 'warning' and walked away.

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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

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You remind me of my friend George, he'd be a smartass like that too. =P

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Yes.

 

[spoiler=Situation]I was throwing rocks before school at an empty field. There was no building within 300 yards of where i was throwing.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo]This is how it went down:

 

*Cop drives up*

 

*thinks they are going for a donut stop*

 

*cop gets out*

 

"You in the jacket"

 

*looks up*

 

"Ah-huh?"

 

"What are you doing?"

 

*already knows where this is going' date=' and already knows they can't do anything, decides to bullshit with em*

 

"Throwing rocks. It's fun.

 

"Where are you throwing them, sir?"

 

*moves chin forward*

 

"Over there, at the empty field"

 

"Takes your hands out of your pockets sir"

 

*takes hands out, puts them right back in*

 

"I did not say you could put them back in, take them out"

 

*takes them out again, puts them back in again*

 

"Son, keep your hands out"

 

"Fine officer, you could have just said please."

 

*takes hands out*

 

"Why are you throwing rocks?"

 

"Cuz its fun"

 

"Well, don't throw rocks around here anymore"

 

*bus drives up to bus stop*

 

*starts to walk to bus*

 

"Did we say you can leave?"

 

"No officer, i simply thought that 'staying in school' is important"

 

"Is that your bus sir?"

 

"Why yes, yes it is."

 

"Don't throw around here anymore. Go on."

 

*walks to bus*

 

"Later brah."

 

*gets idea to be a dick one last time, right before i get on the bus*

 

"Hey officer, if you had simply been polite, I was going to offer to buy you some glazed donuts."

 

*bus leaves*

 

 

 

 

Yes, that really happened.

 

Discuss times you almost got arrested/argued with cops.

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You remind me of my friend George, he'd be a smartass like that too. =P

 

It's alot of fun, right? XD

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I've never been arrested yet. But I was pulled over for the stupidest thing. My light just went out at Walmart and I was headed to big R. Didn't notice my license plate was hanging on by one screw. So, I wasn't ticketed or anything, he was just telling me. Bt how the conversation went, which is lol.

 

He pullled me over in the parking lot, and he didn't have his siren on, which was wierd, only his lights.

 

Me: Did I do anything wrong officer?

Cop: No, but I would like to see your licene and registration

Me: Ok, I hand that to him.

Cop: Will you get out of the car:

Me: Ok

Cop: Did you notice your light was out and that your License plate was hanging by a thread.

Me: No, I can I go back to the dorms at least?

Cop: Yea, just tell them you know already. (This made me lol)

Me: Ok

Cop: Do you have a concealed license permit?

Me: No

Cop? Do you have a weapon on you?

Me: No

Cop: Ok, that's all. Your free to go and have a nice night.

 

Confusing, huh. I thought that was the stupidest thing I have ever seen a cop do. My friend was about to *** his pants. I can't believe I said that to him, at the beggining. I had to lol it over.

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