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We drive just fine thank you very much.

 

New kids with there mudkips and ferraris and there queers of war and there newgrounds and there proffesors in funny hats and there sex scandals and there gulfs of mexico.

 

Back in my day if you spilled your oil you were shot, cept we didn't have no guns, which meant we DID have guns.

 

But we didn't use them anyway, instead you were stabbed with a carrot.

 

But after you were stabbed with a carrot you were handed a mop and had to clean your mess.

 

 

You young people don't know how good you got it.

 

Especially with your internets, back in my day we had PENCILS!

 

 

AND PAPER!

 

AND WE WROTE ON THE PAPER WITH THE PENCILS!

 

AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH IT!

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We drive just fine thank you very much.

 

Then why do most of you go thirty miles under the speed limit?

 

New kids with there mudkips and ferraris and there queers of war and there newgrounds and there proffesors in funny hats and there sex scandals and there gulfs of mexico.

 

Hate mudkips' date=' ferraris, whatever that is, hate newgrounds, Layton rocks, last two I don't care about.[/b']

 

Back in my day if you spilled your oil you were shot, cept we didn't have no guns, which meant we DID have guns.

 

WELL EXCUSSSSSE ME PRINCESS.

 

But we didn't use them anyway, instead you were stabbed with a carrot.

 

But after you were stabbed with a carrot you were handed a mop and had to clean your mess.

 

Excuseme.jpg

 

 

You young people don't know how good you got it.

 

Especially with your internets, back in my day we had PENCILS!

 

I has a pencil.

 

 

AND PAPER!

 

I use paper.

 

AND WE WROTE ON THE PAPER WITH THE PENCILS!

 

So do I.

 

AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH IT!

 

So am I.

 

Win I did?

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@DarkMark: So i herd u hait mudkipz? in sovyet rusha' date=' mudkipz hait u!

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Twig, I need your help. We have to get Eury to LEGEND RAEG on Metallica. Otherwise, you'll be forced to evolve, and I really don't want you to evolve again. Your anger never left.

 

How are we going to do that?

 

Oh yeah, if that doesn't work, we go to Plan B. Dahlia.

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@DarkMark: So i herd u hait mudkipz? in sovyet rusha' date=' mudkipz hait u!

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Twig, I need your help. We have to get Eury to LEGEND RAEG on Metallica. Otherwise, you'll be forced to evolve, and I really don't want you to evolve again. Your anger never left.

 

How are we going to do that?

 

Oh yeah, if that doesn't work, we go to Plan B. Dahlia.

 

Well, we can lock them in Eury's cave, and when Eury comes around, he'll RAEG because they aren't supposed to be there.

 

Or we could just get, her, and I'm sure she would jump at the chance to kill.

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So?

 

I can make pretty gruesome bulletwounds.

 

And he's not Beaver proof.

 

I have right here a bonafide beaverzooka, served me in da war it did.

 

Did I ever get any appreciation? Noooooooooo.

 

But that's neither here nor there.

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So?

 

I can make pretty gruesome bulletwounds.

 

And he's not Beaver proof.

 

I have right here a bonafide beaverzooka' date=' served me in da war it did.

 

Did I ever get any appreciation? Noooooooooo.

 

But that's neither here nor there.

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I appreciated you in the war, but it went dead. It's like it never happened.

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So?

 

I can make pretty gruesome bulletwounds.

 

And he's not Beaver proof.

 

I have right here a bonafide beaverzooka' date=' served me in da war it did.

 

Did I ever get any appreciation? Noooooooooo.

 

But that's neither here nor there.

[/quote']

 

I appreciated you in the war, but it went dead. It's like it never happened.

 

Not that war, WW.5

 

 

And humans are animals, but if we can't use animals lets just use screwdrivers.

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EDIT: Arizona' date=' damn you.

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Clair: 1, Dark: 0

 

Don't lol at AZ, Eury. We have... uh... well...

 

OLD PEOPLE. D:

 

*leaves*

 

WAIT

 

I THOUGHT YOU LIVED IN KOREA OR SOMETHING

 

I'M SO CONFUSED

 

Visiting AZ for the summer. ;D

 

if I'm lucky, maybe I'll be able to stay for the school year. ^^

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EDIT: Arizona' date=' damn you.

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Clair: 1, Dark: 0

 

Don't lol at AZ, Eury. We have... uh... well...

 

OLD PEOPLE. D:

 

*leaves*

 

WAIT

 

I THOUGHT YOU LIVED IN KOREA OR SOMETHING

 

I'M SO CONFUSED

 

Visiting AZ for the summer. ;D

 

if I'm lucky, maybe I'll be able to stay for the school year. ^^

 

SO I C ;D

 

Arizona is good if you like doing stuff in deserts, like ATV riding and stuff. Otherwise, it's heat is a complete turn off. D:

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Japan > Boston > Italy > Korea > Arizona > Yankee Stadium

 

True story. Yes, I dun liek the Yankees. Even though I know absolute shit about baseball. Except like, three bases, nine players on a team, blah blah blah.

 

Serebii finally told us what Illusion does. And I don't understand it, tbqh.

 

@ The people in the chat last night: You know what time I woke up today? 2:30 pm. Fuck you all, ruining my sleep cycle.

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