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*Flies*

 

*Everybody in the club begins chasing me*

 

*Crazy Train is playing in the background*

 

HEY! We ought to make up a song about this! Like the Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny' date=' but OUR version...

 

And I put a toxin on it so it doesn't digest : )

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Tyranitar was hopping around

Sandgem Town like a big playground

When suddenly Crowbat burst from his ball

And hit Tyranitar with Energy Ball

Then Tyranitar was pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect a Marowak

Who proceeded to open a can of Wak-fu

When Dragonair came out of the blue

And she started beating up ol' Marowak

Who couldn't fight back, even with Swords Dance

And before Crobat could return to his ball

Tyranitar was gonna end it all

He started charging up a hyper beam

And the only thing Crobat could do was scream

But he suddenly misfired and shot hit nothin but sand

As he was Mach-Punched by a Hitmonchaaaan

 

This is the ultimate battle

Of Pokemon Destiny

Team Rocket owns all the losers

With their kickass Chanseys

And no one dare challenges them

There's no way they'd succeed

This is the ultimate battle

of Pokemon Destiny~

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Prepare for trouble

More than double

Prepare for trouble

more than double

 

We'll be the bloodiest, rogues of all time

destroys of the Lord's design

I'll be the king (Ice)

I'll be the queen (Clair)

I'll be the dentist... of crime (Nexev)

 

Prepare for trouble

More than double

Prepare for trouble

More it double

 

To protect the world from salvation

To divide all people's within our nation

To denounce the falsities of hope and love

To extend our might to the stars above

X-L, Dark

Team Rocket

Blast off at the speed of light

Surrender now and prepare to die.

 

Team Rocket's pwnin'

makin' trouble, walkin' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And some trouble's saved for you

 

Team Rocket's pwnin'

causin' trouble, walkin' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And the troubles gonna haunt you

We're gonna top Club Pikachu

 

We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong,

For mayhem, and madness, and ruling pokemon

Zeo's so gorgeous

Twig's always the turtleman

You're just the players in Our's master plan

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

We're always gonna' try it

No one can deny it

We can cause a riot in General (noobs are such tools)

We'll have you believing

Truth can be deceiving

'Do unto others' is our Golden Rule

 

 

Team Rocket's pwnin'

makin' trouble, walkin' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And some trouble's saved for you

 

Team Rocket's pwnin'

causin' trouble, walkin' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And the troubles gonna haunt you

We're gonna top Club Pikachu

Team Rocket's pwnin'

makin' trouble, walkin' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And some trouble's saved for you

 

TEAM ROCKET'S PWNIN'!

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*Flies*

 

*Everybody in the club begins chasing me*

 

*Crazy Train is playing in the background*

 

HEY! We ought to make up a song about this! Like the Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny' date=' but OUR version...

 

And I put a toxin on it so it doesn't digest : )

[/quote']

 

Tyranitar was hopping around

Sandgem Town like a big playground

When suddenly Crowbat burst from his ball

And hit Tyranitar with Energy Ball

Then Tyranitar was pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect a Marowak

Who proceeded to open a can of Wak-fu

When Dragonair came out of the blue

And she started beating up ol' Marowak

Who couldn't fight back, even with Swords Dance

And before Crobat could return to his ball

Tyranitar was gonna end it all

He started charging up a hyper beam

And the only thing Crobat could do was scream

But he suddenly misfired and shot hit nothin but sand

As he was Mach-Punched by a Hitmonchaaaan

 

This is the ultimate battle

Of Pokemon Destiny

Team Rocket owns all the losers

With their kickass Chanseys

And no one dare challenges them

There's no way they'd succeed

This is the ultimate battle

of Pokemon Destiny~

 

Tyranitar took a bite outa Hitomchan

Like Kyogre took a bite outa land

Marowak got up with a broken back

and a Gallade began to attack

Crowbat tried get out ready

when infernape got a machete

But suddenly stumbled and he tripped

cuz Lombre got him with a long whip

 

Then lombre saw Tyranitar sneak from behind

he looked for his hat which he just culdn't find

cuz crobat threw it at marowak and he missed

as Gallade deflected it with his fists

Then he began spinning in a saumersault

While infernape tried to pole vault

Onto Hitmonchan, but they collided into a stone

Then they got hit by togepi's metronome, ohhh...

 

This is the ultimate battle

Of Pokemon Destiny

Team Rocket owns all the losers

With their kickass Chanseys

And no one dare challenges them

There's no way they'd succeed

This is the ultimate battle...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

 

We come from the land of Giovanni's roar,

where the Pokemon shreik and the rockets soar.

 

Our evil plots, shall bring us to great riches,

to rule the earth, catching and selling, as we blast off again!

 

On we go, to steal the Pikachu, our only goal will be to steal from you!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

 

We come from the land of Giovanni's roar,

where the Pokemon shreik and the rockets soar.

 

How great your faith is, shall soon be reduced to rubble,

as we forge on, to double the trouble. We are your nightmare.

 

On we go, to steal the Pikachu, our only goal will be to steal from you!

 

So now you'd better prepare, for our trouble,

for our power shall win your Pokemon, despite all your efforts.

 

For my Led Zeppelin reference, I win.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH' date=' AH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

 

We come from the land of Giovanni's roar,

where the Pokemon shreik and the rockets soar.

 

Our evil plots, shall bring us to great riches,

to rule the earth, catching and selling, as we blast off again!

 

On we go, to steal the Pikachu, our only goal will be to steal from you!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, AH!

 

We come from the land of Giovanni's roar,

where the Pokemon shreik and the rockets soar.

 

How great your faith is, shall soon be reduced to rubble,

as we forge on, to double the trouble. We are your nightmare.

 

On we go, to steal the Pikachu, our only goal will be to steal from you!

 

So now you'd better prepare, for our trouble,

for our power shall win your Pokemon, despite all your efforts.

 

For my Led Zeppelin reference, I win.

[/quote']

 

Nein!

 

 

*Flies*

 

*Everybody in the club begins chasing me*

 

*Crazy Train is playing in the background*

 

HEY! We ought to make up a song about this! Like the Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny' date=' but OUR version...

 

And I put a toxin on it so it doesn't digest : )

[/quote']

 

Tyranitar was hopping around

Sandgem Town like a big playground

When suddenly Crowbat burst from his ball

And hit Tyranitar with Energy Ball

Then Tyranitar was pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect a Marowak

Who proceeded to open a can of Wak-fu

When Dragonair came out of the blue

And she started beating up ol' Marowak

Who couldn't fight back, even with Swords Dance

And before Crobat could return to his ball

Tyranitar was gonna end it all

He started charging up a hyper beam

And the only thing Crobat could do was scream

But he suddenly misfired and shot hit nothin but sand

As he was Mach-Punched by a Hitmonchaaaan

 

This is the ultimate battle

Of Pokemon Destiny

Team Rocket owns all the losers

With their kickass Chanseys

And no one dare challenges them

There's no way they'd succeed

This is the ultimate battle

of Pokemon Destiny~

 

Tyranitar took a bite outa Hitomchan

Like Kyogre took a bite outa land

Marowak got up with a broken back

and a Gallade began to attack

Crowbat tried get out ready

when infernape got a machete

But suddenly stumbled and he tripped

cuz Lombre got him with a long whip

 

Then lombre saw Tyranitar sneak from behind

he looked for his hat which he just culdn't find

cuz crobat threw it at marowak and he missed

as Gallade deflected it with his fists

Then he began spinning in a saumersault

While infernape tried to pole vault

Onto Hitmonchan, but they collided into a stone

Then they got hit by togepi's metronome, ohhh...

 

This is the ultimate battle

Of Pokemon Destiny

Team Rocket owns all the losers

With their kickass Chanseys

And no one dare challenges them

There's no way they'd succeed

This is the ultimate battle...

 

This. I'm writing up the next verse.

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Obviously' date=' you haven't had your dose of Led Zeppelin. I'll get the needle.

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I'm not a Led fan.

 

Crap.

 

I like getting the needle. D:

 

Anyway, my favorite trainer in the game has to be the guy with a level 65 Magikarp.

 

Serious? That's so much win.

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Obviously' date=' you haven't had your dose of Led Zeppelin. I'll get the needle.

[/quote']

 

I'm not a Led fan.

 

Crap.

 

I like getting the needle. D:

 

Anyway, my favorite trainer in the game has to be the guy with a level 65 Magikarp.

 

Serious? That's so much win.

 

The guy says he has regal Pokemon. He has a 29 Nidoking, 29 Slowking, then it says he has a Magikarp. I start laughing, I see his level, and I start laughing even harder.

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