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Basically...

 

Falkner... is pissy

Bugsy... is a hermaphrodite

Whitney... is a crybaby

Morty... is high

Chuck... is on steroids

Jasmine... is sheltered

Pryce... is going to die any second now

Clair... wins

 

Will... is a gay clown

Koga... is in the Mafia

Bruno... is Ryu Hiyabusa. You just don't know it yet.

Karen... looks stoned.

Lance... has too many Nites.

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On Bugsy is a he/she, In the Manga, Gold hits on Bugsy. XD Then finds out he is a guy, and sulks.

 

I thought that Bruno was Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean' date=' he never talks, that we can hear, so he could be!

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He did in the manga and Anime. Manga is a better story overall, where the Elite 4, except Bruno, are douchebags.

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Brock - Is a perv

Misty - Needs a bike

Surge - Needs to stop impersonating Arnold

Erika - gay since she only eaccepts girls...

Sabrina - Needs a life

Koga - is a NINJA!

Blaine - Needs to move somewhere else, NOT A VOLCANO

Giovanni - Gio, where the hell is he?

 

Lorelei - Cold, sooo cold...

Bruno - monkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkeymonkey

Agatha - She is already dead, infact, she's a ghost...

Lance - He's red, sooo...3x

Gary/Blue - RAEG! pst off...

 

There's mine XD

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On Bugsy is a he/she' date=' In the Manga, Gold hits on Bugsy. XD Then finds out he is a guy, and sulks.

 

I thought that Bruno was Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, he never talks, that we can hear, so he could be!

 

He did in the manga and Anime. Manga is a better story overall, where the Elite 4, except Bruno, are douchebags.

I didn't really watch the anime in a time that I could remember what the people sounded like back then. As far as I am concered he is and always will be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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On Bugsy is a he/she' date=' In the Manga, Gold hits on Bugsy. XD Then finds out he is a guy, and sulks.

 

I thought that Bruno was Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, he never talks, that we can hear, so he could be!

 

He did in the manga and Anime. Manga is a better story overall, where the Elite 4, except Bruno, are douchebags.

I didn't really watch the anime in a time that I could remember what the people sounded like back then. As far as I am concered he is and always will be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

He battled an Onyx with his bare hands, infact, I think the Onyx he battled was different colored. He caught it too. That is a top 10 fav battle there.

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Falkner... is a Noob

Bugsy... is a Tranny/ LAdy GaGa Fan/Knee model

Whitney... is a Hacker

Morty... is a Evil Hippy

Chuck... is a Wannabe norris

Jasmine... is sexy/Playboy

Pryce... is a sex offender/Playgirl

Clair... is The shit

 

Will... is a Sexy Clown

Koga... is a Faggot

Bruno... is a Street Fighter

Karen... Is a Female Dog

Lance... Is Beyond Gay

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[spoiler=Kanto]

Brock - Is a perverted Black guy in an anime/game/manga. Wait.... wut?

Misty - Needs to get better at being a gym leader.

Surge - IT'S NOT WARTIME!

Erika - Best. Gym. EVER. *Stares in windows*

Sabrina - Needs to get laid

Koga - Awesome Ninja with a Demon Moth.

Blaine - Needs to move somewhere else, NOT A VOLCANO

Giovanni - Gave up too easy.

 

Lorelei - WITCH!

Bruno -Bodybuilder

Agatha - Creepy witch that trained Lorelei

Lance - Kaiba AKA Needs to get Laid

Gary/Green - This is my Grandson! What was his name agian?... Oh, that's right! His name is DOUCHE!

 

 

 

[spoiler=Johto/3 Years later]

Falkner - Is a policeman (Manga)

Bugsy - Dude looks like a Lady/Lady Gaga

Whitney - is a whiny @$$

Morty - is an ambitious hippy Ghost possessing a human.

Chuck - YOU'RE FAT!

Jasmine - *Pokes shell* COmin' out soon?

Pryce - YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?! (And his middle name is literally Willow. from HGSS)

Clair - a brat, but an Awesome Brat.

 

Will - is a gay Clown... Look like Lazar

Koga - NINJA'D the old E4

Bruno - Wait, you're still here?

Karen - Can you BE any more of a hoochie?

Lance - Well... you finally got laid. And beat up Rocket.

 

Brock - ... Same ol'... Same ol'...

Misty - Needs to not scare her dates off

Surge - ... I swear, he has post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Erika - Best. Gym. EVER. *Still staring in windows*

Sabrina - You aren't bat S*** crazy?

Koga's Daughter - BE MORE LIKE YOUR DAD! *Hits*

Blaine - Needs to rebuild.

Green/Gary - Hey, where'd DOUCHE go?

 

Giovanni - Best Pokemon outfit, ever.

Red - Speak, darn you!

 

 

 

 

GARY'S ORIGINAL NAME IS GREEN

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Gentleman' date=' Bugsy is BOTH.

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Obviously.

 

Someone deleted a post.

 

It comes from deleting posts.

 

No. It isn't.

 

No one even cares Bugsy got hit on by Gold AKA Male Character of G/S/C/HG/SS? Huh...

 

SHHHHH.

 

Clair - a brat' date=' but an Awesome Brat.

 

[b']GARY'S ORIGINAL NAME IS GREEN[/b]

 

A brat?

Excuse me while I get my gun.

 

And I thought it was Blue? o:

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Because beating her (I did it while my Pokemon were underleveled), and walking into a cave, beating weak trainers, walking into a building, and being asked questions (Which we probably looked up the answers on the internet), is actually that much more difficult than getting a badge the way most people do.

 

What's difficult, is dealing with her prissy attitude.

 

Clair:

 

"I DIDN'T LOSE! HE HACKED HIS POKEMON!"

"I DIDN'T LOSE! I DIDN'T HAVE MY.......UH....SALAMANCE AT THE TIME!"

"I DIDN'T LOSE! LANCE'S ABS....I MEAN...A ROCK DISTRACTED ME!"

 

Number 1 is valid for several people with a Gamershark or AR.

Number 3 is always a valid excuse for her.

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See, this is why Japan is odd. They take how emotional women are on their periods, and multiplied it and BAM! Whitney!

 

Then they made Clair Spoiled.

They made Jasmine- Wait, no complaints there.

 

OTHER COMPLAINTS:

Chuck was a fat guy

Pryce is like.... Dirt, he's so old.

Will haunted my nightmares.

Bugsy.... A-ah, A-ah, DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

Falkner is a wimpy policeman.

Karen was a HOOCHIE!

 

That is all. The others I liked/had no complaints.

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VG Clair' date=' not Our Clair.

 

#3 is... Ugh... distasteful.

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But we are (or at least were) talking about VG Clair.

 

It was a joke. It's not like I said anything sexual or highly vulgar.

 

Besides, it wasn't even the main point, or even a point at all. The point was VG Clair makes excuses. Sure, she does apologize and give you the badge, I respect that. She also has a BA Kingdra and Dragonair.

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