Doom™ Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo mamma so fat, we need 2000 spoilers on 2000 pages to see her completely. ^^ made that up ^^ Yo mamma so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.Yo momma so fat, her bra size is UUUUGGGGHHHHHHyo momma so ugly, her parents tied a piece of meat around her neck to get the Dog to play with her. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Warrior Hideki Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 yo momma so fat when she got on a plane it wouldn't fly.yo momma so fat, japanese people mistake her for godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo mammas so dumb she talked into an envelope and thought she was sending a Voice Message.Yo Mamma is so fat when a pirate seen her he said "Land A'Hoy!"Yo mamma is so Ugly that she asked party guests if they wanted to watch a scary movie. They said Ya. She said look at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Satanic- Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I dont know if this had been said, but yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 no it hasentyo momma is so stupid she cooked pre cooked bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to watch 30 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo Momma is so FAT when she take a Takes a dump The Toilet says Sorry I dont take Cannon balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 yo mama's so old,her social security number is 1.yo mama's so old,her pets were on noah's ark.yo mama's so dumb,her brain cells are an endangered speciesyo mama's so dumb,i said christmas is just around the corner and she went looking for it.yo mama's so poor,when you stepped on the doormat she said "Come back downstairs!"yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo momma so poor AND stupid, she stole free bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speznats Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Your Moms So Fat When She Needs To Remember Her Phone Number She Steps On A Scale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Your momma so stupid and fat, when the doctor said she needed a liver transplant, she pulled a fork out of her purse and said "Let's eat!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Satanic- Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Yo mama so stupid that when she asks me what letter is after X I said Y and she said"Cuz I Said So!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yo momma so stupid, she kept on saying Am Not! to R2D2.Yo momma so poor, she washes the paper plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yo momma so old her farts are pure dust.Yo momma so fat, she farted in the ocean and started a hurricane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Your Moms Si Scarey Blood Mary Looks In The Mirror For Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yo mamma so fat when so steps on a scale it says one at a time please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I don't know if this has been said yet, so here goes. Yo momma so FAT, I gotta take 2 trains and a bus just to get on her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHawk Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Not very funny Yo mamma is so Fat she has her own Gravitacional Pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mew 101 Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Your mom is so ugly, Michael Myers wouldn't even think about kill her. (Not the actor, the guy from the movie "Halloween") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 You're Mom's so stupid and fat, when she fell down the ugly tree, it broke and fell on your entire family xD (Mew101, I think your sigs to big. Like your mom! xD xD xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Yo momma's so fat......she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!...she fell in love and broke it!...the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!...they used an IMAX camera to take her school pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Yo momma so poor that when she's at KFC she has to lick other people's fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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