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A long list:

 

Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside", she runs out the door with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"

Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"

Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.

Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and Chunky

Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HER

Yo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away

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A long list:

 

Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside", she runs out the door with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"

Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"

Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.

Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and Chunky

Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HER

Yo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away

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A long list:

 

Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside"' date=' she runs out the door with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"

Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"

Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.

Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and Chunky

Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HER

Yo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away

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Some of those were actually very funny,but a few are just lame.

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A long list:

 

Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside"' date=' she runs out the door with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"

Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"

Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.

Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and Chunky

Yo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HER

Yo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away

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Some of those were actually very funny,but a few are just lame.

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I am the best at you mama Jokes

your mama so ugly that when she enterd an ugly mama contest they sed ''sorry lady no profesianals''

your mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale it ses ''one at a time please''

your mama is so dumb that she spent 3 hours looking at a juice bar just cause it sed on the label ''concentrate''

your mama so dumb that she envented the solar power flashlight

your mama so dumb that she tried to kill a moll by berying it in the ground

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Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said I SURRENDER!!

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said GAME OVER

Yo momma is so fat she gets in the water gets out

Yo momma is so fat she jumped into the water and started a tsunami

Yo momma is so dumb she called me to get my number

Yo momma is so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

Yo momma is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

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