Bakura Vessal Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 YOUR MOMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE SEA SHE CREATED THAT BIG TSUNARMY THAT EVERY ONES TALKING ABOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 My friend said this to meYour Momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she got stuck in midair.-Jeremiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 My friend said this to meYour Momma's so fat that when she jumps for joy, she got stuck in midair.-Jeremiah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 A long list:Â Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside", she runs out the door with a spoonYo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuctionYo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and ChunkyYo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HERYo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 A long list:Â Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside", she runs out the door with a spoonYo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuctionYo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and ChunkyYo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HERYo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 A long list:Â Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside"' date=' she runs out the door with a spoonYo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuctionYo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and ChunkyYo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HERYo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away[/quote']Some of those were actually very funny,but a few are just lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 A long list:Â Yo mama so fat she sat a dollar and made change.Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.Yo mama so stupid whenever you say "It's chilly outside"' date=' she runs out the door with a spoonYo mama so stupid she failed the IQ test.Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.Yo mama so stupid, she put M&Ms in alphabetical order.Yo mama so poor, when I dropped a crumb in her yard, all the roaches came out and sang "Raise our hands, stomp our feet, thank god we got somethin' to eat!"Yo mama so stupid, when she read on her job application "Do not write below the dotted line" she wrote "Okay!"Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so ugly, you can see her with your eyes closed.Yo mama so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was keeping your house heated.Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell out "TAXI!"Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "One at a time please"Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuctionYo mama so fat, her legs are like soured milk. White and ChunkyYo mama so nasty, when she goes to the amusement park, people ride HERYo mama so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater so she doesn't scare it away[/quote']Some of those were actually very funny,but a few are just lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Demon Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 yo mumma so fat, that when you were in her tummy you got lost in space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Demon Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 yo mumma so fat, that when you were in her tummy you got lost in space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 yo mama so stupid shes still telling these jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsplayer627 Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 yo mama so stupid shes still telling these jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Yo mamma so smelly people mistake her for a pile of dung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 Your Momma's so stupid, when you told her to turn on the T.V./Computer, she took it the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pealops Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 your moma is so ugly she look in a miorior and her reflection ran away and never came back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted June 22, 2008 Report Share Posted June 22, 2008 yo momma is so fat that when she walks into a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "o.k." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Demon Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 yo momma so ugly, when she looks in a mirror her reflection gets out a hammor and smashes the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petar95 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 I am the best at you mama Jokesyour mama so ugly that when she enterd an ugly mama contest they sed ''sorry lady no profesianals''your mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale it ses ''one at a time please''your mama is so dumb that she spent 3 hours looking at a juice bar just cause it sed on the label ''concentrate''your mama so dumb that she envented the solar power flashlightyour mama so dumb that she tried to kill a moll by berying it in the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hioco Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said I SURRENDER!!Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said GAME OVERYo momma is so fat she gets in the water gets outYo momma is so fat she jumped into the water and started a tsunamiYo momma is so dumb she called me to get my numberYo momma is so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical orderYo momma is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Yo mmma is os fat when she sat on the toilet the water in the tub raised three feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acnerdz Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Your mom is so ugly, she make your dad look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I have tons!!! Yo mama is so poor she hangs the toilet paper to dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypooop Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 your momma is so ugly when she looked in the water the water jumped out Your Momma is so fat when she jumped in the water everyone sang it's a whole new world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL3B19 Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked caroops forgot to put this one in........................................ yo mama so fat she stepped on a sclae and it said Holy S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Warrior Hideki Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Yo mama so ugly, when she stepped into a hair salon everyone ran out shouting "Medusa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Your momma so poor, her door mat doesn't say welcome, it says WELFARE!Your momma so poor, she watches TV with an etch a sketchYour momma so fat, her blood type is ham:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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