Dad Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 yo mama so fat, that when she a school bus full of white ppl pass she said "Stop that twinkie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Yo Momma so stupid she thought the fat black guy was a Yodel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 yo mamma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said "Sorry, no experts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Heres lots. Will update after watching MTV.Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas moneyYo momma is so fat, her IV is full of pizza sauce.Yo momma so old, her birth certificate said expired.Yo momma so old, I told her to act out her age and she died.Yo momma so fat, when she went on an elevator, it went DOWN.Yo momma so much of a redneck, she uses a barstool as a walker.Yo momma so fat, she has her own zip code.Yo momma so fat, the shirt size on the tag says "Bacon Lover"Yo momma so fat, when she went on the internet, it got squashed.Yo momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.Yo momma so ugly, when she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back.Yo momma so fat, her picture took 5 pages in her yearbook.Yo momma so stupid, she climbed behind a glass wall to see what was there.Yo mama so fat, Jenny Craig pays HER.Yo momma is such a redneck, her salad bowls say "Cool Whip" on them.Yo momma so smelly, she makes onions cry.Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, looks like she has Jimi Hendrix in a headlock.Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot takes pics of HER.Yo momma so fat, I walked around her twice and got lost.Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it screamed in pain. Yo momma so fat, her watch says Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.Yo momma so stupid, when God said let there be light, she asked where the lightswitch was.Yo momma so fat and stupid, when the doctor told her she needed a liver transplant, she pulled a fork outta her purse and said "Let's Eat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 youre mamas breath smell so bad she put a tic tac in and it jumped back out and put a restraining order on her..!!! lol you mama so bald you can see what on her mind haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yo mamma so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a spoon, and ran outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yo Mamma's so poor that I dropped a match in her house and she shouted Clap your handsStomp your feetThank the LordWe have heat! Yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales come up and sing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me"! Yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama so ugly that she can only be your mama! Yo mama's so fat when she got her picture taken they had to use an IMAX camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Yo Mamma's so poor that I dropped a match in her house and she shouted Clap your handsStomp your feetThank the LordWe have heat! Yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales come up and sing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me"! Yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama so ugly that she can only be your mama! Yo mama's so fat when she got her picture taken they had to use an IMAX camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RacecaR Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 your mommas so dumb who starved to death in a grocery store. Yo momma is so fat, I took 2 trains and a bus to get to her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RacecaR Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 your mommas so dumb who starved to death in a grocery store. Yo momma is so fat, I took 2 trains and a bus to get to her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Your momma so ugly she made jabba the hut said "daaaaaaaaaamn!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Your Moms So Fat She Stepped On A Scale And It Said Her Phone Number! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 ROFL You momma so dumb she failed an IQ test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Your Mama So Stupid She Needed A Tutor For Breathing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Your mama is so ugly she threw a boommerag and It didn't come back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 your moma's so fat that obi-wan kenobi said thats no moon thats your moma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Yo mamma so fat that she doesnt stay in a room she stays all around the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Demon Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 yo mamma so fat, the world fell out of the universe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalluW Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 yo momma so fat, i swerved to avoid her and ran out of gass yo momma so dumb, i told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it yo momma so skinny, i went to hug her and slapped myself in the face yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped to wrong end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Your Momma's so fat her belt is the Equator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overheat Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 your mama is soo fat that when she farts the goverment is angry at her for global warming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber-Valley™ Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 yo mumma so fat she made a tsunami in australiua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J123 Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked carYo momma so fat she sat on Asda and lowered the pricesYo momma so fat when the lord said let there be light he told yo momma to mobve her fat ass overYo momma so poor i saw here kicking a can down the street i said' What are ya doing?' Then she said 'Moving'OOOHHH!!!LolNo offence to anyones momma lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Demon Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born the doctor had a heart attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 YOUR MOMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE SEA SHE CREATED THAT BIG TSUNARMY THAT EVERY ONES TALKING ABOUT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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