Sbamber Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yo Mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aragorn14 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 yo mama was so poor her best friend was a mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yo momma's so ugly that when she looked in the mirror the whole bathroom broke xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsox1895 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 you mamma so ugly when she entered ugly contest they said no pros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 ur mom is so ugly she looked out out the window and was arrested for mooning =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsox1895 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 you momma so fat she jumped of a building with a yellow shirt on everyone said giant twinkie lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 your mom is so fat when she jumped into the grand cannion she got stuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Your mom is just like a chipmunk...she always has nuts on her mouth...( No offense ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yo mamma so Dumb she put lipstick on her hed just to Make Up Her mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 LOLz... Yo mamma is so afraid of Chuck Norris that she got round-house kicked in the face becuase of her terror of him...and that's a bad thing. (Not really funny...but got this from a Chuck site....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yo mamma so fat The World used her to fill the O-zone Gap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 ur mom is so stupid when she saw a school bus full of white people go by she was like "TWINKIE!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Last_One Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Ur momy's breath is so smelling i used it as a weapon"Stay back you dont want to die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaitou Kid Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Yo mamma stink so bad when we went to WWIII America used her for chemical warfare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbamber Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 ur mom is so fat it took ur dad had 3 cars, 16 taxi's, 3 busses, 1 helicopter, and 24 jets just to get out of bed when she was next to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Emo~ Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 yo momma is so fat she went to Tokyo and all the Kaiju (Godzilla and other Godzilla related monsters) Said " STOP TRYING TO STEAL OUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Yo mommas is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Last_One Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Yo Mommas so dumb, she clicked this blue text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Yo mamma's so fat, when she turns around, space freaks yell "LUNAR ECLIPSE!"Â Yo mamma's DDR log:Â 1-foot step: "Decent"1-foot hold: "OK..."2-foot jump: "Oh, s**t!"Â Yo mamma's so nasty, whenever she takes a #2, they gotta put up a "No Unauthorized Dumping" sign after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, the world exploded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher_Z Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Yo mommas so black, that even the KKK wouldn't go after her! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Yo momma's so ugly, shes ugly! Ha, ha! *Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Yo momma's so fat she pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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