Great Unclean One: VK Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Random battle is Random. Now let me provide some stats. This will be a 8 vs 8 battle. Weapons will all be from WWII. [spoiler= Nazi Vampires] Weapons of choice: The Thompson Sub machine gun, the Model 24 Stielhandgranate hand grenade.Armor: Trench coats and hats. Abilities: Ultra reflexes, agility, speed, and strength.Teamwork: Good.Weakness: The heart or head. Description:A special squad created by Hitler, they can only travel and fight at night. Their fast reflexes and agility allows them to dodge most bullets. Their superhuman strength also gives them a edge in close quarter combat. [spoiler= Undead U.S. Marines] Weapons of Choice: M1919 Browning Machine GunsArmor: Bullet proof helm....and a dog tag...Teamwork: None, most is just focusing fire.Weakness: The head. Description:A squad of U.S. Marines risen back to from the dead. They still retain intelligence and knowledge of how to use their weapons. They are a formidable opponent. Choose. Money with the Nazi Vampires. Battlefield: Night, clear skies, Full moon, starry, open field with tall grass and abundant wild flower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Nazi Vampires. No questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Woah, woah, woah. Since when did vampires have superpowers? Even without the superpowers, the vamps still win because of teamwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 From what you described, it's not even close. Natzi's win. Question: What time is this? Night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Undead receive no advantages from the battlefield conditions. Vamps do. Even though they can't harvest the Undead's blood, the vamps are most specialized in night time combat. Undead... don't really have specializations besides point and blow crap up. Due to their agility and teamwork, the vamps will probably be able to maneuver enough to not to be caught in the concentrated fire. Of course, this is being nice to the Undead and not considering the fact that they lack stakes, garlic, and other anti-vampire armaments. Including Super Ultra Death Christ, since he is the Messiah of Death, his powers will be able to obliterate any paltry resistance either parties can afford. Thus it will end up as a stand off between SUDC and Norris. Since Norris' invulnerability is far superior to SUDC's, and SUDC's ranged powers are more varied than Norris, it will be a hard fought battle. But, if near defeat, SUDC could expend the last of his energies to summon Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger to wipe Norris off the face of the Earth. Looking logically at all of these, it is obvious the victor is Superman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Nazis by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 GIVE THE MARINES A BIT MORE COWBELL OR THEY WON'T STAND A CHANCE. THIS ISN'T WOLFENSTEIN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Either Nazis or Chuck Norris.Nazi: Can't beat them in The Saboteur.Chuck Norris: Can't beat him IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Nazis, no contest. Try to boost the marines a bit so it's more of a contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Full Moon? I vote for the Spetsnaz Werewolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 Vampire Nazi's ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranzer Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 卐 Vamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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