Phantom Roxas Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Rukia KuchikiFranchise: BleachPersonality Type: CalmSpecies: ShinigamiHometown/World: Soul SocietyPowers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Sode no Shirayuki, KidoOccupation: Unseated Officer of Squad 13Age: Several hundred years oldLikes: Ichigo, Byakuya, Ukitake, and rabbitsDislikes: HollowsNominated By: Phantom Roxas Eric Cartman Franchise: South Park Personality Type: Jerkass Species: Human Hometown/World: South Park, Colorado Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: None Occupation: Student Age: Eight years old Likes: Making jokes Dislikes: His friends, particularly Kyle Nominated by: Mr. Sir Nostalgia Critic Franchise: ThatGuyWithTheClasses.com Personality Type: Various Species: Human Hometown/World: Colorado Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: A gun Occupation: Critic Age: Unknown Likes: Movies Dislikes: Horrible movies and several of the celebrities involved in them Nominated by: Phantom Roxas "Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Now, there are two things I really can't stand. First off, there's anime. Yes, I love Spirited Away, but so many people have been asking me to review more anime stuff. I had to suffer through that godawful Pokemon movie, and you should know how much people demanded me to review that Dragonball Evolution movie, which I will admit was pretty bad. Now, the second would be people from South Park, particularly Cartman. I really don't need to explain why, but-" A portal opened, and out stepped a young girl dressed in a kimono, with a sword by her side. "Hello, Japanese chick entering my room," the Critic said with a smile. "You can see me? Never mind, I heard there was a Hollow in this area." "But-" ROAR! A large, beast surfaced, shaped like a bear. In it's teeth hung a young boy, who the Nostalgia Critic immediately recognized as Cartman. "The Hollow!" The girl jumped, and quickly decapitated the beast, dropping Cartman onto the street. "Hey!" Cartman screamed. "Just what the hell was that?" The Critic walked out onto the street, not bothering to question why there were no cars around. The girl suddenly teleported to the ground. "Young soul, it is time for you to depart." "Just what are you talking about, you jabroni?" "You're dead, so now I must send you to the Soul Society." The girl pointed to a chain attached to where Cartman's heart should be. "Ah crap, really? I died before Kyle." "I'm afraid so. Now..." Cartman made a run for it, refusing to be sent away. That and the Critic was chasing him with a gun. "I don't care if you're dead, I want to shoot you anyway." The girl teleported before Cartman and grabbed him by the collar. "Hey, let me go!" "Okay, now who are you?" the Critic asked. "I am Rukia Kuchiki, a Shinigami." "Hey," Cartman cried. "Don't ignore. Let me go, I'll give you a bunny or whatever you want!" Rukia's eyes lit up. "A bunny?" She dropped Cartman at the thought, and the boy continued running. "Nice job," the Critic mocked. "You let him go for a stupid bunny." "Hey, don't insult bunnies!" Rukia took a charge with her sword. "Not so fast, I have a friend in Santa Christ!" All of a sudden, Santa Christ himself appeared. "Let's get him, Santa Christ!" "Ohohoho, yes, Critic, but first I must deal with that very naught little boy." "Oh, bring it on, fatty!" Cartman challenged. And thus began the battle between a Shinigami, a young boy, a critic, and Santa Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 NC, no god damn contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 NC, he got the RAEG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'm voting for Rukia Kuchiki. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I vote for Rukia Kuchiki because sh is a death god and can kick Cartman and the Critic asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolta Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Nostalgic Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Kuchiki Rukia. Bullets are ineffective against Shinigami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 The Nostalgia Critic wins. Because he has Santa Christ~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 I do not care for Cartman and know nothing of NC, and for the few episodes and the movie of Bleach I watched, Rukia was my favorite. So Rukia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 The Nostalgia Critic wins. Because he has Santa Christ~! <3 So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 I love the profiles you made! And Rukia.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted March 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Well, Rukia won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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