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[YGT] Round 1-4: Rukia vs. Cartman vs. Nostalgia Critic


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Who Will Win?  

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  1. 1. Who Will Win?

    • Rukia Kuchiki
    • Eric Cartman
    • Nostalgia Critic


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Rukia Kuchiki

Franchise: Bleach

Personality Type: Calm

Species: Shinigami

Hometown/World: Soul Society

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: Sode no Shirayuki, Kido

Occupation: Unseated Officer of Squad 13

Age: Several hundred years old

Likes: Ichigo, Byakuya, Ukitake, and rabbits

Dislikes: Hollows

Nominated By: Phantom Roxas

 

 

Eric Cartman

 

Franchise: South Park

 

Personality Type: Jerkass

 

Species: Human

 

Hometown/World: South Park, Colorado

 

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: None

 

Occupation: Student

 

Age: Eight years old

 

Likes: Making jokes

 

Dislikes: His friends, particularly Kyle

 

Nominated by: Mr. Sir

 

 

Nostalgia Critic

 

Franchise: ThatGuyWithTheClasses.com

 

Personality Type: Various

 

Species: Human

 

Hometown/World: Colorado

 

Powers/Special Abilities/Weapons: A gun

 

Occupation: Critic

 

Age: Unknown

 

Likes: Movies

 

Dislikes: Horrible movies and several of the celebrities involved in them

 

Nominated by: Phantom Roxas

 

 

"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Now, there are two things I really can't stand. First off, there's anime. Yes, I love Spirited Away, but so many people have been asking me to review more anime stuff. I had to suffer through that godawful Pokemon movie, and you should know how much people demanded me to review that Dragonball Evolution movie, which I will admit was pretty bad. Now, the second would be people from South Park, particularly Cartman. I really don't need to explain why, but-"

 

 

A portal opened, and out stepped a young girl dressed in a kimono, with a sword by her side.

 

 

"Hello, Japanese chick entering my room," the Critic said with a smile.

 

"You can see me? Never mind, I heard there was a Hollow in this area."

 

"But-"

 

 

ROAR! A large, beast surfaced, shaped like a bear. In it's teeth hung a young boy, who the Nostalgia Critic immediately recognized as Cartman.

 

 

"The Hollow!" The girl jumped, and quickly decapitated the beast, dropping Cartman onto the street.

 

 

"Hey!" Cartman screamed. "Just what the hell was that?"

 

 

The Critic walked out onto the street, not bothering to question why there were no cars around. The girl suddenly teleported to the ground.

 

 

"Young soul, it is time for you to depart."

 

"Just what are you talking about, you jabroni?"

 

"You're dead, so now I must send you to the Soul Society." The girl pointed to a chain attached to where Cartman's heart should be.

 

"Ah crap, really? I died before Kyle."

 

"I'm afraid so. Now..."

 

 

Cartman made a run for it, refusing to be sent away. That and the Critic was chasing him with a gun.

 

 

"I don't care if you're dead, I want to shoot you anyway."

 

 

The girl teleported before Cartman and grabbed him by the collar.

 

"Hey, let me go!"

 

"Okay, now who are you?" the Critic asked.

 

"I am Rukia Kuchiki, a Shinigami."

 

"Hey," Cartman cried. "Don't ignore. Let me go, I'll give you a bunny or whatever you want!"

 

Rukia's eyes lit up. "A bunny?" She dropped Cartman at the thought, and the boy continued running.

 

"Nice job," the Critic mocked. "You let him go for a stupid bunny."

 

"Hey, don't insult bunnies!" Rukia took a charge with her sword.

 

"Not so fast, I have a friend in Santa Christ!"

 

 

All of a sudden, Santa Christ himself appeared.

 

"Let's get him, Santa Christ!"

 

"Ohohoho, yes, Critic, but first I must deal with that very naught little boy."

 

"Oh, bring it on, fatty!" Cartman challenged.

 

 

And thus began the battle between a Shinigami, a young boy, a critic, and Santa Christ.

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