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TREASON!!!!


Mr.WHAM

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TREASON!!!

Lets consider the woman a metaphor for the chicken and ask a question. Then the question is: Why did the chicken cross the road?

However, evolutionary habbits and Darwind's theory of Natural Selection resulted in the breeding and conditioning of a super chicken, that was breed to hate the road. This was its defense mechanism of dangers caused by crossing roads( like getting hit). This chicken spawned offspring that also had this trait. So becuase of its evolutionary defense mechanism, the chicken abhorred crossing the road, and therefore did not. So the girl, which is the metaphor for the Chicken in modern paganistic, capitalistic, socialistic eco-political system, the chicken, thus the woman, never crossed the road. So this renders the Space-Time Warp (which can only be cause the by collapse of a 2 dying stars occuring simultaneously (unless refering to Miniature Black Holes formed by using particle accelerators to accelerate beta particles (electrons (a sub-atomic particle composed of quarks)) to near the speed of light, using the formula E=mc2)) ineffective. The chicken, being breed, also has an evolutionary defense against the three F's.

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