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A Way To Become Famous  

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  1. 1. A Way To Become Famous

    • Music Group-Solo Singer
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    • Model
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    • Actor
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    • Football, Basketball etc. Player
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    • Chef
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    • TV Presenter
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    • President
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    • Do them all
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    • Something else
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    • I don't want to become famous
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Oh' date=' man... I forgot to give scientist, as an option! Anyway, I liked your answer. It's good to see members keen on medicine that help people!:-)

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It is only coincidental that I am keen on medicine, because my statement above was clear bullsh*t.

 

If an anti-ageing product WOULD be devised, I would be usable only on foetuses that do not have a lot of specialised cells yet. That means, such cures are useless for people after birth, and that would piss off many.

 

Just imagine! You know that you're one of the last people that will ever die, and you know that when you will finally die, your kids would look like they are 20.

 

I know we would like to help the community, but would THAT be acceptable? I am too selfish to say "Yes" myself.

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My future dream is a writer. However, there is a more easier way.

 

1. Put on a white mask with a physchic-looking mark imprinted on it and wear it all the time. Talk in a weird, gruff voice, and in an unmatching childish manner.

2. Get out your own cult that will someday swell up into a whole government party. (Figure out how yourself.)

3. Take control of the government. (Same.)

4. Send deadly viruses everywhere and blame it on a classmate from 30 years ago. (Same.)

5. Explode White House, or whatever the government's state building is, along with the country's best airport, and blame the former classmate again. (Same.)

6. Make a gigantic robot who sprays people with gory viruses. You know who to blame it on. (Same.)

7. Take over the whole earth. (Same.)

8. Go over to a big city. If you do possess psycho power, get shot once and rebirth. If you don't possess physcho power, simply have another guy get your mask and get killed. Then pretend you're reborn. (This is the easiest part, considering the other guy wants to commit suicide.)

9. Tell all humans by a hot air ballon that aliens will invade soon. Then just before it happens, tell everyone it was your own fault. (It needs confidence, but try!)

10. Create a gigantic robot and 2 UFOs. (See how to do it yourself.)

11. Disperse the UFOs to spray viruses. The Gigantic Robot will go on a stroll, and later destroy the world with an installed bomb. (The hard part is making sure the stroll never ends, and make sure that the installed bomb is a fake.)

12. Be killed finally. (This needs courage, but c'mon. If you're psycic, it's darn easy!!)

 

Using this extremely easy guideline you can be called a god. Just like the guy in my siggy.

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Be talentless but have a "pretty face".

 

Unfortunately, this is true..;_; The "pretty faces" are more popular, than the "talented faces"... But the best combination is a pretty face with talent! LOL! Someone who has both of them, must be very lucky!

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