Super Chaos Sonic Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Yo mamma's so old, she was there at the first and last supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Yo mamma is like a magic carpet: flat, and Middle Eastern guys like to ride her. Yo mamma's like a pistol: give her a cock and she blows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted March 21, 2010 Report Share Posted March 21, 2010 Yo momma so stupid she thoughts 'Boys ll Men' Was a daycare center Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Yo mamma so fat, she got on a scale and it said "to be continued" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted March 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 Yo' mamma's so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, Skittles® popped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 YO mamma's so fat, you dad complained about why the bus ran over her. The driver said he didn't have enough petrol to go around her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 lulz...Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 [spoiler=Yo' mamma's so fat] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 yo mammas so fat, she needs to wear two watches one for each timezone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 yo mama's like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yo momma so stupid, she thought Taco Bells was a mexican phone company Yo momma so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch Yo momma so stupid....SHE LOST THE GAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashwee13 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 yo momma's so fat, that when she farts, al gore accuses her of global warming. ^from meet the spartans^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yo Mamma's so ugly, when she was born her Mother said "What a treasure" and her Father said "Yeah, lets go bury it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaboli Mors Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yo Momma's so fat she stumbled over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart and landed right on Target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasasu Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yo Mama's so old, she has an autographed bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisFowl Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yo mama's so fat she jumped and got stuck in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Yo mamma is so fat I had to take 2 buses and a train just to get on her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashwee13 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in a mirror it said: "Hey, get outta mah face!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Yoh mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead, just to make up her mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Yo mamma so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable too!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valliant12 Posted April 8, 2010 Report Share Posted April 8, 2010 Yo' mamma's so dumb she turned up at Austria not Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Yo mamma so fat Jabba the Hutt said "DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!"Yo mamma so stupid she thought Jar Jar came from planet Pickles Pickles!Yo mamma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low calorie! (From Robot Chicken Star Wars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Yo mamma so fat Jabba the Hutt said "DAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!"Yo mamma so stupid she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles!Yo mamma so stupid she thought a lightsaber was low calorie! (From Robot Chicken Star Wars) Fixed. Yo mamma so stupid she stole free samples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted April 9, 2010 Report Share Posted April 9, 2010 Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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