Death Bishop Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Post a joke starting with Yo' mamma's. Yo' mamma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Yo mamma's so old she has Jesus on speed dial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikatsui Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 You mama is so stupid she doesn't understand anything. Wait... That sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yo mamma's so poor when you stepped on a cigarette she said 'Turn the heater back on' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yo Mamma's so ugly she went outside and got arrested for mooning. ^ I did NOT come up with this, it was from billy and mandy ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yo mamma so ghetto when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out ^From meet the spartans^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. SHINee <3 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashwee13 Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 yo momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is...............(wait for it) WOOKIE!!!!!!!! ^ from meet the spartans^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 yo mamma's so stupid that she put a paper in front of the T.V. and thought she was watching pay-per-view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~The Game~ Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Yo mamma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashwee13 Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 yo momma's titties are smaller than yours. ^ again from meet the spartans^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 YO Mamma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Yo mama is so fat, that she blocks the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 Yo mama is so fat, that when she went to the beach, the whales came out of the water and started singing.."We are family!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 yo mamma's so ugly, you don't have a father because all guys think she's a drag queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Yo mamas like lucky charms: Magically Delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Yo mamma is so fat that she sat on a dollar and four quarters came out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altaïr Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 yo mamma is so dum when she played tic tac toe she put a triangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Your mama so fat she picked up a twinkie and the twinkie said, "damn!" Your mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball tto come outYour mama like a doorknob everyone gets a turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 yo mamma's so ugly, she doesn't have to put on a costume for halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Chaos Sonic Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Yo mamma's so fat, that when she went on the scale in her bathroom, the scale said,"GET OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Yo mama is so stupid. I have to continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 yo mama's so poor, someone saw her kicking a can across the street and asked her what she was doing. she said "moving" yo mama's so old she said jurassic park brought back memories yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 yo mamma's so fat, her nickname is "Universe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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