Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Something me and 1 of my friends came up with. Here is how you do it. Simply name something in life and say something humorous about it.Example: Person 1: Lesson 1: Tobacco companiesUhhh... Oops? Person 2: Lesson 2: ParamoreInstead of a girl singing about relationships, it's a girl singing about FAILING relation ships. How refreshing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Lesson 1:Cartooninginstead of something so simple, cartooning now has to be as complicated as manga (chibis are easier) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Cartooninginstead of something so simple' date=' cartooning now has to be as complicated as manga (chibis are easier)[/quote'] I don't get it. Also, add "lesson 1:" before "cartooning". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Cartooninginstead of something so simple' date=' cartooning now has to be as complicated as manga (chibis are easier)[/quote'] I don't get it. Also, add "lesson 1:" before "cartooning". ohh, well i didnt get the game anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Cartooninginstead of something so simple' date=' cartooning now has to be as complicated as manga (chibis are easier)[/quote'] I don't get it. Also, add "lesson 1:" before "cartooning". ohh, well i didnt get the game anyway Lol k. Lesson 2: Red necks Uneducated, morally deprived, inbred fools with anger problems. And when you confront them with this, their only come back is "at least I'm not black"? I can't tell if I am crying so hard that I am laughing or I am laughing so hard I am crying. Seems like both.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 lesson 3: Ramen Awesome, easy to make, but if you stir it too much, the flavor packet thing is useless Like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 lesson 3: Ramen Awesome' date=' easy to make, but if you stir it too much, the flavor packet thing is useless Like that?[/quote'] Mmhm! Just try to make the lesson humorous! XD Lesson 4: Romance Love at first sight... You spend months together... Always thinking of each other... And one day, you get married. It is a moment of true happiness. But before you know it, you are fat, live in a trailer park, have 5 kids which you work 24.1 hours of the day to feed and have lost all interest in your partner. Ahhh.... Romance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayasato-chan Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Lesson 5: Poetry An artistic form that represents creativity. Some male species use this to seduce/impress women... unfortunately with tragic results. Example: "Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour." What a sad world isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh ZWOOTS Posted March 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Lesson 5: Poetry An artistic form that represents creativity. Some male species use this to seduce/impress women... unfortunately with tragic results. Example: "Roses are red' date=' lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour." What a sad world isn't it?[/quote'] LOL that was a good one! Lesson 6: Cats They meow and act cute when they think you'll adopt them, but when you take them home, they'll eat your hamster and ruin every pillow in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Lesson 7: Marriage- Its like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo Da Vinci Lesson 8: The Government- Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.- A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.- Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.This lesson has many parts to it, but here is my favorite 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krillin! Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Lesson 9: FalsettoJust because a boy can sing high notes doesn't mean they're gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 lesson 10 Humiliationbad for u good for the other guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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