Yu-Gi-Oh Perry and the dragon world[Chapter 1 is up!]

[Parion555]

Yu-Gi-Oh

Perry and the dragon world

 

[spoiler=Prologue] This is a story about a boy named Perry, who when he was about 5 years old, his father died in a horrible car accident which Perry happened to see. He has been having the image of his father’s death ever since. But, 2 years after his father’s death, Perry found his Dad’s hidden deck, which he has been making for over 5 years, carefully planning every card and every combo he can imagine. But, 1 card was still missing, and his father has written in his notebook that that is the most important card of the deck, that it is the only card that binds the deck together, and without it the deck is not complete. And for 5 years now Perry has been trying to find, and hasn’t managed since. Until this faithful day…

 

 

[spoiler=Chapter 1] Perry is now a talented duelist, with many won tournaments, but, one opponent stands supreme, and has never been beaten by Perry, and Perry dreams of one day winning a duel against him, making him champion. Perry is now at a card shop, buying booster packs, with hope of pulling the card that completes his deck. He is now opening booster packs with his best friend, Varian, who is also a popular duelist. Perry opens his last booster pack, and gets a strange feeling from a card he pulls.

Perry: What is this card?

Varian: Why are you looking in that stupid dragon monster, it’s not worth in your deck!

Perry: I know it may be weird but, I get a good feeling about this card, and it even goes with my clear world spell card. It may be the one monster my dad was talking about. I’m going to put it in my deck.

Suddenly, a man holding a duel disk appears and challenges Perry to a duel.

Perry: You are challenging me!?

Mysterious Man: Yes, now duel me!

Perry: Okay, you asked for it.

Both Players: Draw!

Perry: I’ll go first. I summon Kaiba man, and I tribute him to summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Then I set 2 cards face down and it’s your turn.

Mysterious Man: I set one monster in face down defense position, I set one face down card and it’s your turn.

Perry: I summon my second Kaiba man, and I tribute him for my second Blue-Eyes White Dragon! First, I attack with my Blue-Eyes in your face down Monster, and with my second monster directly in you!

Perry: 4000

Mysterious Man: 1000

Mysterious Man: I activate fissure and I destroy one of your Blue-Eyes White Dragons. Then, I fusion summon my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon to the field.

Perry: No way, I thought only I had that card!

Mysterious Man: Now my monster, attack his Blue-Eyes!

Perry: I activate Negate attack!

Mysterious Man: I end my turn.

Perry: it’s my turn! I activate call of the haunted and bring back my Blue-Eyes to the field! Now, it’s time to finish you! I tribute both my monsters to call forth the only card in my deck that can finish you! I summon my Clear vice dragon! Now my monster, attack him, which means his effect activates! When he attacks, his ATK points become double the opponent’s monster’s ATK points, which means, Clear vice dragon now has 9000 ATK points! Farewell to you! And you thought you could win!

Mysterious Man: I never meant to defeat you, as much as meant to make you summon that dragon!

Perry: What!?

Suddenly, a black hole opens before him, pulling him in it. Perry finds himself in a world where he could see dragons and nothing else.

Perry: What is this place!?

 

[Parion555]

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The Crew:

Moio Ioio: The Latin name for a mad monkey and a villain with a penchant for evil, villainy, and redundancy not out of place in "Speed Racer."

Carcer Scagliettis: The Latin name for a mad monkey and a villain with a penchant for biology of questionable ethics, evil manipulation, and surprisingly genuine care for his Number servants.

Henricus Doofensmirtus: The Latin name for a mad monkey and a villain with a penchant for unique traps and plans that are literally designed to fail.

Perrius Platypus: The Latin name for a mad mix between a beaver and duck and Henrici Doofensmirti inimicus. He's a platypus, though. He doesn't do much. ...or does he?

 

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Prologue

Jail: So it begins...

 

This is a story about a boy named Perry,

Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS

Mojo Jojo: You'll... want to rid yourself of that impulse.

 

who when

Mojo Jojo: What? Where? Why?

Jail: Already we have an error.

Gadget: ERROR 400: CRITICAL SYNTAX FAILIRUE

 

he was about 5 years old, his father died in a horrible car accident which Perry happened to see.

Doofenshmirtz: I'd be touched if this didn't happen to every run-of-the mill superhero I come across. Sometimes I think they're making it up.

 

He has been having the image of his father’s death ever since.

Mojo Jojo: THIS does NOT - MAKE - SENSE!

 

But, 2 years after his father’s death, Perry found his Dad’s hidden deck,

Mojo Jojo: Which would then be a keepsake to him throughout the years, in which he would preserve many cards, because the deck was a keepsake to him, because it belonged to his late father who had died. We've heard it before, kid.

Doofenshmirtz: I love how none of us are concerned about his age.

 

which he has been making for over 5 years,

Jail: "I've worked on this hidden deck since before you were born! It was more precious to me than you. You were just a clone... a puppet, made to fill the void left by my precious hidden deck... I have always... HATED YOU!"

Doofenshmirtz: Eurgh. There's evil, and then there's just plain cruel.

Jail: If it's any consolation, I didn't write that.

 

carefully planning every card and every combo he can imagine.

Jail: The only problem was, this deck was about three hundred cards large and wouldn't fit in any Duel Disc on the planet.

 

But, 1 card was still missing, and his father has written in his notebook that that is the most important card of the deck, that it is the only card that binds the deck together, and without it the deck is not complete.

Doofenshmirtz: Five bucks says it's useless.

 

And for 5 years now Perry has been trying to find, and hasn’t managed since.

Mojo Jojo: "Find" is a transitive verb! You must tell us what Perry is trying to find, because "find" is transitive, meaning it requires an object!

 

Until this faithful day…

Doofenshmirtz: That's an... interesting choice of words.

Jail: Well, it's true, in a way.

 

Chapter 1

Perry is now a talented duelist,

Mojo Jojo: Five bucks says he's crap.

Doofenshmirtz: I'd take that bet.

 

with many won tournaments, but, one opponent stands supreme, and has never been beaten by Perry, and Perry dreams of one day winning a duel against him, making him champion.

Jail: This opponent is... the mighty comma.

Mojo Jojo: I, MOOOOJO JOJO, find this sentence to be hopelessly run-on and redundant.

 

Perry is now at a card shop, buying booster packs, with hope of pulling the card that completes his deck.

Mojo Jojo: "Hey, Where's Perry?"

Perry: *starts*

Mojo Jojo: A popular new board game for children and young people, in which one tries to find the location of Perry, who is hiding and must be located.

Doofenshmirtz: You folks are all jumping on the bandwagon! I've been a fan since before you were born, I tell you!

Perry: *you're not alone...*

 

He is now opening booster packs with his best friend, Varian,

Jail: You forgot the "t."

 

who is also a popular duelist. Perry opens his last booster pack, and gets a strange feeling from a card he pulls.

Jail: It's a pipe bomb!

Doofenshmirtz, Mojo Jojo: YAAAAY!

 

Perry: What is this card?

Mojo Jojo: Read the title and find out!

 

Varian: Why are you looking in that stupid dragon monster,

Doofenshmirtz: Of course it's a dragon. It's always dragons these days. Y'know, I remember when Spellcaster-Types and Divine-Beast-Types would be the plot-driving monsters, but then they came out with that newfangled five-bees series and now it's always dragons.

 

it’s not worth in your deck!

Gadget: ERROR 400: CRITICAL SYNTAX FAILURE

Jail: I was afraid of that.

 

Perry: I know it may be weird but, I get a good feeling about this card, and it even goes with my clear world spell card. It may be the one monster my dad was talking about.

Mojo Jojo: You mean you don't know what that card is?!

Jail: You know, "Clear World" is a real Spell, although you'd hardly need three hundred cards and plot-powered draws to make it hideously broken. Just a few theme cards.

 

I’m going to put it in my deck.

Jail: With no consideration at all, of course.

 

Suddenly, a man holding a duel disk appears and challenges Perry to a duel.

Mojo Jojo: Whoa, wait. What?

Jail: There is more action in this one sentence than the entire rest of the fic thus far.

 

Perry: You are challenging me!?

Jail: I just realized — this is in script format.

Doofenshmirtz: That's the least of our worries right now.

Mojo Jojo: If you are a popular duelist, then you should not be surprised to receive a challenge, because if you are popular, then lots of people would know you, and they would want to challenge you in order to become popular.

Jail: Why did that make more sense than most of this fic?

 

Mysterious Man: Yes, now duel me!

Doofenshmirtz: I think these sentences are out of order.

 

Perry: Okay, you asked for it.

Mojo Jojo: You're agreeing?! Where's your security?!

 

Both Players: Draw!

Doofenshmirtz: Of course, announcing their moves in melodramatic tones is a given.

 

Perry: I’ll go first. I summon Kaiba man,

Doofenshmirtz: Kaibamaaaan... burning up the fuse out there alone...

 

and I tribute him to summon my Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Then I set 2 cards face down and it’s your turn.

Mojo Jojo: You have little grasp of punctuation, writer.

Jail: I get the feeling he's not running a Master of Dragon Soldier turbo.

Doofenshmirtz: Seeing as I've never heard of that, I'd say he probably isn't.

 

Mysterious Man:

Doofenshmirtz: You know, the crew for an older fic had to come up with their own stupid names for unnamed characters, but this person seems to have done it for us. That was nice of him.

Jail: That other fic was good, Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz: ...oh.

 

I set one monster in face down defense position, I set one face down card and it’s your turn.

Mojo Jojo: There! That was three sentences in one right there! There was a comma splice and a conjunction with no comma!

Jail: He's beyond help, Mojo. Forget it.

 

Perry:

Perry: *rolls eyes*

 

I summon my second Kaiba man, and I tribute him for my second Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

Doofenshmirtz: What are the odds.

Jail: Again, Clear World is good enough without plot-powered draws.

 

First, I attack with my Blue-Eyes in your face

Doofenshmirtz: IN YO' FACE!

Mojo Jojo: ...

Doofenshmirtz: It had to be said.

Mojo Jojo: ...true.

 

down Monster, and with my second monster directly in you!

Jail: If that's not innuendo, then Nanoha and Fate aren't a couple.

 

Perry: 4000

Mysterious Man: 1000

Jail: He let it slide?

Mojo Jojo: And what was the face-down monster?!

 

Mysterious Man: I activate fissure and I destroy one of your Blue-Eyes White Dragons.

Mojo Jojo: This author needs a basic course on sentence structure.

 

Then, I fusion summon my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon to the field.

All: HOW.

 

Perry: No way, I thought only I had that card!

Jail: That's the least of your concerns.

 

Mysterious Man: Now my monster,

Doofenshmirtz: I'm thinking of an eight-letter word that starts with "i" and ends with "o."

Jail: You're only just now catching on?

 

attack his Blue-Eyes!

Jail: Attack /in/ it, of course.

 

Perry: I activate Negate attack!

Mojo Jojo: There, see? Even he can negate your attacks and stop them from occurring!

 

Mysterious Man: I end my turn.

Doofenshmirtz: I am becoming increasingly assured that his face-down is False Trap.

 

Perry: it’s my turn! I activate call of the haunted and bring back my Blue-Eyes to the field! Now, it’s time to finish you! I tribute both my monsters to call forth the only card in my deck that can finish you!

Jail: Because I have no Fissure, Smashing Ground, Karma Cut, Mirror Force, Torrential Tribute, Dark Core, Phoenix Wing Wind Blast...

 

I summon my Clear vice dragon!

All: The card he just got in a booster pack and randomly put into his Deck. Of course.

 

Now my monster, attack him, which means his effect activates! When he attacks, his ATK points become double the opponent’s monster’s ATK points, which means, Clear vice dragon now has 9000 ATK points! Farewell to you! And you thought you could win!

Mysterious Man: I never meant to defeat you, as much as meant to make you summon that dragon!

All: WHAT.

Mojo Jojo: He just got it thirty seconds ago and randomly added it to his deck for no reason other than random chance! You could have just asked him for it and made him give it over, or gotten a few booster packs of the same variety as he did! Or — better yet — you could have beaten him to the booster pack and obtained it before he did and added it to his deck!

Doofenshmirtz: Besides, wouldn't they have to be stalking him to know he'd gotten the card? That's a little creepy.

 

Perry: What!?

Jail: You speak for all of us.

 

Suddenly, a black hole opens before him

Jail: — and the Sol system collapses as the intense gravitational pull obliterates everything in the region, including light itself.

Mojo Jojo: Good riddance.

 

, pulling him in it. Perry finds himself in a world where he could see dragons and nothing else.

Doofenshmirtz: "Hey, Where's Perry?"

Perry: *starts*

 

Perry: What is this place!?

Jail: Again, you speak for all of us.

 

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No obscure physics references this time.

 

Epitoma: Relearn English sentence structure, find a more original plot, and write in paragraph format.

[Parion555]

Okay,i'll try that.