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LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

 

FLIP: Your opponent must answer the following problem within 10 seconds. Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. If he/she answers correctly, inflict 500 points of damage to your Life Points. If he/she answers incorrectly, the attacking monster is destroyed and 500 points of damage is inflicted to your opponent.

● Problem: Do 20 push-ups within 10 seconds.

 

I lolled. Hard.

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LIGHT' date=' Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.[/quote']

NOW its balanced =D

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

 

You do realise, The Game(you just lost btw) can be prolonged for as long as it takes him/her to do those 20 push-ups.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

 

You do realise, The Game(you just lost btw) can be prolonged for as long as it takes him/her to do those 20 push-ups.

 

However, taking too long could be considered stalling in a tournament setting and cause a DQ.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

 

You do realise, The Game(you just lost btw) can be prolonged for as long as it takes him/her to do those 20 push-ups.

In the case of an opponent requiring medical attention on account of QP cards, the controller of said card wins the duel.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

 

You do realise, The Game(you just lost btw) can be prolonged for as long as it takes him/her to do those 20 push-ups.

 

I'm thin, but I am a weakling... I cannot even do one push up... If they made cards requiring physical activity, I would give up on the game.

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That is the ultimate joke card in existence.

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That is the ultimate joke card in existence.

 

MtG has many better joke cards than that. :/

 

As I keep on mentioning, they have a 2 card combo that either earns you $Graham's Number, or your opponent must give up. that combo uses 2 joke cards.

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Alright' date=' I got it!

 

LIGHT, Spellcaster/Effect, LV 1, ATK0/DEF0

If this card is targeted by a card effect, negate that card's effect and flip this card face-up.

When this card is flipped face-up, 1 of the following effects must be carried out(opponent's choice):

•Inflict 5000 points of damage to your opponent's Lifepoints and destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field.

•Your opponent does 20 push-ups.

Afterwards, this card is destroyed, and 1 "Quiz Panel Slifer: 20" is set on your side of the field from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard. This card's effect cannot be chained to.

NOW its balanced =D

 

Use it against one of the fatter Yugioh players.

 

*facepalm*

 

Yeah, nothing stops people from siding that against the obese.

 

You do realise, The Game(you just lost btw) can be prolonged for as long as it takes him/her to do those 20 push-ups.

 

I'm thin, but I am a weakling... I cannot even do one push up... If they made cards requiring physical activity, I would give up on the game.

05712.JPG

^

That is the ultimate joke card in existence.

 

The funny thing is that I've found used ones at Ebay...

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