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A popular idea that I decided to bring to YCM. The idea is simple, you take an anime and make edits to it as to what it would be like if owned by 4Kids.

 

[spoiler=Death Note]

- It will be set in America, and all Japanese references will be removed.

- The name involves a word that children shouldn't know. For this, we shall rename it 'Shadow Book'.

- The concept of the 'Shadow Book' will no longer be Death. Instead, when you write someone's name in the 'Shadow Book' they will be sent to the Shadow Realm.

- Ryuk is scary. His role will be removed completely, along with all other Shinigami.

- 'Yagami' is a surname that may be difficult for kids to say, so it will be changed to 'Smith'.

- L's name 'Ryuusaki' is Japanese, and therefore will be changed to 'Steve'.

- Misa's outfit is too 'sexy', and will give children the wrong image, so it will be changed.

- The ending will be glorified as an American victory, just like WW2.

 

 

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[spoiler=Darker than Black]

• Dolls will no longer have monotone voices, but speak normally. Not to frighten the kids, of course.

• Wei will draw energy from his body, instead of blood.

• Yin will not be blind, that would make the kids sad.

• All killings will be off-screen and/or replaced with informative speeches about Contractors.

• The setting will be moved to America, and all characters will have their names replaced.

• Havoc's backstory, ability, and remuneration will be rewritten entirely.

• Hei (sorry, Howard) will stop being such a chick magnet.

 

 

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[spoiler=Shakugan no Shana]

-Since Nietono no Shana is too long to say and is to much of a harmful weapon, it'll be changed to "Magic Wand of Shana".

-Shana is to much of a rare name, it will be changed to Sharon.

-All qualified terms, like the Reiji Maigo, will not have any effect, therefore, this anime will just be a slice-of-life.

-Shana's phrase is to mean for little kid, it will be changed to "Please be quiet, please be quiet, please be quiet".

 

 

 

Couldn't think of too much.

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I've got one...

 

[spoiler= Tentai Senshi Sunred]

 

Sunred will stop being a jabroni.

The nude monsters will have shorts on.

Sunred will stop smoking but instead have a lollipop.

The pervy general dude will stop being a pervert.

Word's like kill and death and hell will be replaced with hurt, knock out, and pain will replace them.

 

 

 

 

 

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[spoiler=Darker than Black]

• Dolls will no longer have monotone voices' date=' but speak normally. Not to frighten the kids, of course.

• Wei will draw energy from his body, instead of blood.

• Yin will not be blind, that would make the kids sad.

• All killings will be off-screen and/or replaced with informative speeches about Contractors.

• The setting will be moved to America, and all characters will have their names replaced.

• Havoc's backstory, ability, and remuneration will be rewritten entirely.

• Hei (sorry, Howard) will stop being such a chick magnet.

 

 

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I would die if that happened. D:

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School Days.

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I'm pretty sure they'd only have to cut out the ending.

 

Half of each episode would be also removed

 

 

I think Evangelion would become no more than just some kind of super sentai. They already have the uniforms with different colors and will be using their mechas to fight the alien-of-the-week.

 

There are a lot of things that would be changed in FLCL. Someone else list them.

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A popular idea that I decided to bring to YCM. The idea is simple' date=' you take an anime and make edits to it as to what it would be like if owned by 4Kids.

 

[spoiler=Death Note']

- It will be set in America, and all Japanese references will be removed.

- The name involves a word that children shouldn't know. For this, we shall rename it 'Shadow Book'.

- The concept of the 'Shadow Book' will no longer be Death. Instead, when you write someone's name in the 'Shadow Book' they will be sent to the Shadow Realm.

- Ryuk is scary. His role will be removed completely, along with all other Shinigami.

- 'Yagami' is a surname that may be difficult for kids to say, so it will be changed to 'Smith'.

- L's name 'Ryuusaki' is Japanese, and therefore will be changed to 'Steve'.

- Misa's outfit is too 'sexy', and will give children the wrong image, so it will be changed.

- The ending will be glorified as an American victory, just like WW2.

 

 

 

A mice idea would be a to get those animes and put then to toonami since 4kids got many animes that are considered way too extreme to young children i believe that would be a great idea and im not doing this because i hate 4kids and i don't even watch it its because there are anime that docent belong there that's all.

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[spoiler=Air Gear]

It will be set in America, obviously. Ikki will be renamed Jason, Kazu will be renamed Kevin, and Onigiri will be renamed Rice.

Ikki, Kazu, Onigiri, and all the rest of the cast will lose their perverted tendencies.

Ton-Chan's dress will be severely lengthened, all panty shots of her will be gone.

Aeon will no longer be gay.

Akito's crossdressing scene will be -sadly- cut.

Spitfire will lose his British Accent, and be renamed "George"

Onigiri will replace his obsession with girls to food.

Agito will become a mute, due to a good percent of his lines being "fuck"

"Bloody Road" will be re-named "Destructive Road"

Ringo's Crescent Mask will become severely less revealing.

All Nudity will be ommited.

When Kogarasumaru fights the Sabel Tigers, the part where the loser goes home naked will be removed.

Simca's character is to much of a slut and will be removed and replaced completely.

Too many other things

 

 

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Spitfire will lose his British Accent' date=' and be renamed "George"

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Everything was amazing in that apart from the quoted. He'd keep his British accent, and they'd overly stereotype it as he's the only character that isn't AMERICAN in the 4Kids version.

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Oh dear' date='elven lied would:

instead of limps getting off,some kind of energy gets taken out of people,knocking them out.

The cat wont get killed,but shouted at.

People shoot with handguns,instead of normal ones.

Etc.

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Naw. If 4Kids owned Elfen Lied...

Oh, forget it. It couldn't even be aired on Adult Swim, for cryin' out loud!

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*BUMP*

Here's an anime that's right up their alley: Grimm's Fairy Tales. Rachel Lillis (Intress, Misty, Ursula) was Briar Rose in one episode. Imagine if this series was re-dubbed by 4kids. Dan Green would make a great beast, and Liza Jacqueline, Maria, from Beauty and the Beast.

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