Niño Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 [align=center]Alwood This is not in the proper format but you guiz don't like to dowload stuff I hear. ;D [spoiler=Character guide][spoiler=True] [spoiler=Ryan] [spoiler=Terrance] [spoiler=Smiley] [spoiler=Gwen] The super amazing Jock strap that is a JockThe boys find out from the girls what a Jock is, Terrance being the most athletic kid in the whole school becomes insanley egotistical while Ryan believes he is the best looking guy and the biggest Jock around. In the mean time Terrance and Ryan do move up in popularity, while True and Smiley believe that being a Jock is a syndrom and a disease and try to cure it.[spoiler=Part 1]INT. School building Theme music plays True walks up to the table where all the other guys are sat True: Oh hey guys Terrance, Smiley, Ryan: Sup… True sits down True: So, whats going on Ryan: We were just talking about the Indiana Jones movie, it’s such a weak film dude True: Totally Smiley: Yeah Ryan: I mean, where do Aliens freaking fit into an Indiana Jones movie man! True: F_cking weak ones… We see a group of girls approach the table. We see Gwen a young Canadian girl rest her arm on the table and lay her head in her hand staring at Terrance Terrance: Um… can I help you Gwen: Aww, he’s such a jerk The rest of the girls: Aww Terrance: What the hell is going on here? True: I don’t know dude… Gwen: *sighs* He’s such a Jock The rest of the girls: [Amongst themselves agreeing] Yeah totally Terrance: What the hell is a Jock? [spoiler=Part 2]Gwen: Are you joking? You’re like the biggest Jock there isWe see Ryan laugh Ryan: Jock, hehe, haha, hahaha, sounds like a dildo or something man Gwen: God, you’re so immature Ryan: Hey, go back home you slut! Here in America we like to say ‘A-BOUT’ not ‘A-BOOT’ We see Gwen and the other girls walking off, then we see Gwen stop, we see her turn around, put her middle finger up to Ryan Gwen: F*** off Ryan. We see Gwen turn and walk away Ryan: Whats with her..? CUT TO: True’s house Theme music plays We see True on the computer and the guys crowded around him Ryan: Come on, hurry up True True: I am, I am True: Here it is! “Jock” an athletic American term, Jocks are always the most popular and good looking kid in school Ryan: Oh my god… they think I’m athletic! True: What?! Ryan: Yeah, yeah see girls are always mean to guys they don’t like and sh_t and Gwen told me to f_ck of… True: …yeaah. Gosh Terrance, I never thought that you were that popular Terrance: -Looking dazed- Yeah, yeah I guess I am… We see Terrance walk out of True’s house Terrance: Jock… Jock Terrance smiles Terrance: Yeah, I like the sound of that We see Terrance gaze off into the distance as the screen goes warped and he goes off into his imagination [spoiler=Part 3]- Terrance’s imagination Reporter: Terrance, oh, Terrance, whats it like being the best athlete in the world Terrance: Yeah, it’s alright you know, you just got to play the game if you want to get to the otherside of the rainbow to B-ride the Leprocorns gold- Terrance snaps backTerrance: Yeaahhh CUT TO: Ryan’s house We see Ryan with nothing but his underpants on flexing his fat Ryan: Yeaah, yeah, you like seeing that, yeah… We hear Ryan’s phone ring Ryan goes over and awnsers it Ryan: Hallo, Hallo [in the Bono tone] True: Ryan, come over here, right now… Ryan: What, why!? True: I think, I think me and Smiley have discovered a cure for Jock syndrom Ryan: Y… you what? True: I think we’ve cured Jock syndrom We see Ryan’s face fall, uh huh, I’ll be right over We see Ryan walk up to his door and grab a baseball bat. We see Ryan walk out the door. CUT TO: True’s houseTheme music plays We see Ryan knock on the door with the Baseball bat hid behind his back We see True open the door Ryan: Oh hello True, what a fine day we’re having True: Right, just get inside fat boy Ryan: *Muttering* calling me fat boy, funking faggy scene kid… [spoiler=Part 4]True: down here… EXT. TRUE’S BASEMENT We see tons of laboratory equipment, tubes with chemicles inside, fizzing away True: It’s right here, we didn’t tell Terrance, he’s become a jerk ever since he got infected with Jock disease, it’s part of the condition Ryan: …uh..huh, just, uh, just show me the cure Smiley: Sure, it’s right over here We see True go and pick up a small test tube with a cork in it and hands it to Ryan Ryan smiles in a frenzy fit he throws it on the floor smashing it True: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Ryan: I’m a Jock too True!!! Hahahaha True: you’re not a Jock Ryan: I totally am True: No, you’re not Ryan: Yes dude, I am True: No Ryan: Look True, just shut up, okay, just shut up We see Ryan take out the poorly hidden baseball bat from behind his back and starts smashing everything up in True’s basement. We see Ryan running away Ryan: Hahahahahahahahaa [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisu Posted February 28, 2010 Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 This is.. Against the rules, you know that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 ¬¬...Lock. Screenplay isn't allowed for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kaisu Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Screenplays go in General now, or so I've heard.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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