THE GAME.

[~Wright~]

Kill the user at the top of the page. :) The next user explains how the person survives, and then kills the user themselves.

 

I'm doomed. XD Go on.

[Eury]

I eat, digest, and crap you.

 

=]

[Twig]

He survives inside the poop. I throw him out, and feed him to the dogs.

[~Wright~]

I lost the game. D: I kill the dogs.

I travel into the past and kill my dad.

[werewolfjedi]

you live by not being able to kill him, as your actions just phase right through him.

my turn?

 

I slice you into fry sized slices with my lightsaber and razor sharp claws.

[:^)]

your LightSaber is a lie and he survives.

 

I rip you head off and eat your heart, then I kill your father for no apparent reason.

[Aximil]

You did that to a dummy of him and a dummy of his father.

 

I strand him in the middle of the Arctic Ocean, naked, with no flotation device. Then cover him in penguin blood and guts.

[e.x.l.t.]

The guts & blood keeps him warm. He's still alive.

 

I wipe of the guts and tie a rock to him.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

You killed my seemingly identical brother.

 

I shoot your head with a revolver.

[~Wright~]

A dimensional portal opens, I fly inside, and emerge restored.

 

I am left on a deserted island for 1000 years.

[έκλειψη]

You find the cure to aging while there.

I gouge out your eyes, shove them down your throat, and insert needles under your fingernails before injecting alcohol in them. While you scream, a throw poisonous insects and cactus needles in your mouth, then pinching your now exposed optic nerves.

Then I bury you in sand and get the area approved as a bombing test area. A M.O.A.B is dropped right where you lie.

[.Requiem]

You die by losing the game.

[~Wright~]

I stop thinking about the game, and thus I am reborn.

 

I die from eating to many pretzels.

[---------------]

the pretzels were low in calories, so your ok

 

i cast the death spell on you, and its a direct hit

[~Wright~]

I become Harry Potter.

 

I commit suicide. (I'm original!)

[e.x.l.t.]

voldy stopped you from commiting suicide.

 

because he wants to kill you himself.

 

he kills you.

[KindredTether]

Dumbledore stops voldy's spell

 

I jump in a Gundam robot and blast you to hell.:D

[Wuu.]

The Gundam's blaster wasn't put together well and thus it flew around Wright.

 

I put a sleeping drug in your drink and then dump you into a room full of hardcore SMing homosexuals, you die because you couldn't take it.

[thecross]

You thought he was dead therefore you get him out of the room you attempt burying him but he wakes up and grabs a .357 magnum, shoots you with it and you fall in the hole yourself.

 

While running away from your dead body he gets ran over by a semi-truck, gets shot by a gang, bums beats him up, and a car he enters containing a bomb that activates when he entered it.

[Yuni Katt]

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