Super Awesome Happy Yugioh FanFic - Abridged Style

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[align=center]The Following Fan Fiction is based on the Trading Cards, not Characters. If you have a complaint, I shall get a rubber hose and- ohai Icy...

 

Yay For Churiohs!

 

[spoiler=Characters]

Zorc,

Cody,

Mosby,

Dan Green,

Joey Wheeler,

Tristan Taylor,

Yugi Moto,

Seto Kaiba,

Maximillion Pegasus,

Hair Guy,

Bakura,

Melvin,

Florence,

Marik,

Duke Devlin.

 

 

 

[spoiler=Warning]

1. No actual Card Games may take place. If they do, god help us.

2. Tea isn't here because she sucks.

3. Everytime Duke Devlin Duels, Play sexy back.

 

 

[spoiler=Prolouge]

Melvin was standing over Florence's Body with his Red Lightsaber. "Florence! It's HUGS TIME!" Screamed Melvin. "No! NOO! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MARIK DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!" Yugi set his duel disk and stared down Melvin. "It's Time to D.. D.. D... D... DUEL!" Melvin shuffled his Deck and got ready to Duel.

(YAY FOR SMALL PROLOUGES :3)

 

 

 

[spoiler=Book 1]

[spoiler=Chapter 1]

Yugi holds in his hand: Dark Magician, Slifer the Excecutive Producer, Dark Magician Girl, Trap Hole and Swords of Revealing Light.

Melvin holds in his hand: Mega Ultra Chicken, Plot, Season Three Plot, Side Plot and Baby Dragon.

 

Yugi Places 2 cards face-down and Summons Dark Magician Girl in Defence Position.

 

Melvin: "Bah Humbug! Your Move is Pointless!"

Yugi: "Not Really..."

 

Melvin Summons Mega Ultra Chicken and Activates Plot, Season Three Plot and Side Plot.

 

Yugi: "No! I am so distracted!"

 

Yugi misses his turn

 

Melvin Attacks with Mega Ultra Chicken and Leaves Yugi on 100 Life Points. Melvin Forfiets because I couldn't be bothered.

 

Melvin: "I do not wish to continue... NOW ITS HUGS TIME!"

Seto Kaiba: "Screw the Hugs, I have Money!"

Duke Devlin *Sexy Back Starts Playing*: "I'm Jumping!"

 

Duke Devlin jumped off the Edge of the blimp.

 

To be continued...

 

[spoiler=Chapter 2]

Duke Devlin hit Zack's Imaginary Head and it kept him safe.

 

Tristan: "DON'T WORRY DEVLIN! BEAM HIM UP SCOTTY!"

 

Duke Devlin was beamed up to the Blimp.

 

Kaiba: "Wait... We're not in Space."

Florence: "Apparently I am ok from all the Hugs!"

Hair Guard from Duelist Kingdom: "Attention Duelists, I am apparently on this Blimp with Weevil and Rex."

Florence: "Where are the Card Games!?"

Joey: "Zorc! I challenge you to a Duel!"

Zorc: "!!! Ok! If I win, I get to Destroy the World and if you win, I get to Destroy the World! Deal? Ok?"

 

Zorc vs Joey

 

Joey's Hand: Baby Dragon, Flame Swordsman, Kunai with Chain, Red-Eyes B. Dragon and Jinzo.

Zorc's Hand: Time, Space, Giant Snake, Florence and Invisible Gun.

 

Joey's Move: Plays 1 Card face-down. Summons Red-Eyes B. Dragon.

 

Zorc's Move: Plays 3 Cards face-down and Summons Florence (9000+ ATK).

Zorc's Battle Phase: Florence attacks Red-Eyes. Joey (50 LP)

 

Joey's Move: Draws a Card (Time Wizard) Summons Flame Swordsman and uses Kunai with Chain and Time Wizard's Effect. Florence becomes old and now has 0 ATK.

Joey's Battle Phase: Flame Swordsman attacks Florence, taking the game. Because it makes no sence.

 

Winner is Joey, Duel Over

 

Tristan: Holy **** with a **** on a **** Sandwich.

Yugi: That isn't so Super Special Awesome Tristan.

To be continued...

 

[spoiler=Chapter 3]

Mosby: Alright you two! We have a very important guest coming here to the Tipton. So don't go anywhere near him! Got it?

Cody: Right. Stalk him. Got it.

Mosby: Wait that's not-

Zorc: Come on Cody! Let's go destroy the world!

Dan: Holy Ra! Zorc! I thought you were in that one show that I happen to be the voice actor for the main character!

Zorc: I decided to destroy the world here since Florence left me! Now it's time to destroy the world!

Dan: Wait a momen- *Zorc steps on him*

Cody: Holy **** I think he's dead.

Florence: How could you Zorc!

Zorc: F.. FLORENCE!

Florence: Ofcourse it's me. NOW LETS DUEL!

 

Zorc vs Florence

 

Florence's Hand: Random Letter F, Random Letter A, Random Letter I, Random Letter L, Chuck Norris.

Zorc's Hand: Time, Space, Giant Snake, Florence, Invisible Gun.

 

Zorc's Draw Phase: Draws You win the Game.

Zorc's Main Phase: Summons Giant Snake in Defence Position (1500 ATK/ 1350 DEF) and sets 4 cards face-down.

Zorc's End Phase: Turn Ends.

 

Florence's Draw Phase: Draws Random Letter N.

Florence's Main Phase: Summons Chuck Norris in Defence Position (0 ATK/ 0 DEF) and sets 4 cards face-down.

Florence's End Phase: Turn Ends.

 

Zorc's Draw Phase: Draws You lose all but 1 Life Point.

Zorc's Main Phase: Activates You lose all but 1 Life Point, loosing all but 1 Life Point, sending face-down "You win the Game" to his Graveyard. Tributes Giant Snake to Summon Florence in Attack Position (2500 ATK / 9000 DEF)

Zorc's Battle Phase: Florence attacks Chuck Norris. No Life Points were damage

Zorc's End Phase: Turn Ends.

 

Florence's Draw Phase: Draws Naruto - Ultimate Ninja

Florence's Main Phase: Activates all Random Letters, Spelling N-Fail (N being Noob) inflict 9001 Damage to Florence's Life Points.

Florence's Battle Phase: He doesn't get one since he lost all his Life Points.

Florence's End Phase: Duel Ends.

 

Zorc wins against Florence

 

Florence: No! I am reverting to the horid....

Bakura: What am I doing here... Who are you? Where the **** is my Tea? Cherio.

Zorc & Cody: What the ****...

 

To be continued....

 

[spoiler=Filler Song - PG-13+]

Mind Crushs are Forever

Florence ft. Evil Teddy Bear and Melvin

Cindy Parody Songs for LittleKuriboh Inc. 2010.

 

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

 

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

 

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed..

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

 

I will kill! I will kill!

I will kill all my family!

 

I have killed and I have gained

I have murdered and I have slaughtered

I have listened and I have Tortured

I've Mind Crushed everyone hahaha

I have killed and I have gained

Death has made me LoL forever

Close your eyes, as I MIND CRUSH!

Death isn't like a Mind Crush...

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

If you think you're dead, you havn't been Mind Crushed.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

If you think you're dead, you havn't been Mind Crushed.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

If you think you're dead, you havn't been Mind Crushed.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

If you think you're dead, you havn't been Mind Crushed.

 

I have killed and I have gained

I have murdered and I have slaughtered

I have listened and I have Tortured

I've Mind Crushed everyone hahaha

I have killed and I have gained

Death has made me LoL forever

Close your eyes, as I MIND CRUSH!

Death isn't like a Mind Crush...

 

Now give me your soul, you will never OM NOM NOM!

Now give me your soul, you will never OM NOM NOM!

 

I will Mind Crush you once More: BAHAHAHAHA

I will Mind Crush you once More: GALAHALAHA

 

*Evil Teddy Bear*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIL!

SAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

*End of Evil Teddy Bear*

 

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed..

We will never duel, 'cause duels are always cheap.

and We will never rest, till' someone gets Mind Crushed...

 

I will kill! I will kill!

I will kill all my family!

 

 

[spoiler=Credits]

Cindy - Writing, Original Idea, Being a Sexy Beast.

Zeonark - Ideas, Being a Good Boy like Tristan.

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[Tourmaline]

This seems to be quite the interesting...thing. It's a story about an abridged series, can't get much better. I have no advice, exceot for this: Make a few chapters based on Marik's Evil Council.

[Guest Zeonark]

I have no advice' date=' exceot for this: Make a few chapters based on Marik's Evil Council.

[/quote']

 

...

That's the smartest idea I've ever heard all day.

We could write it as a side story/filler like LittleKuriboh does.

[:^)]

This seems to be quite the interesting...thing. It's a story about an abridged series' date=' can't get much better. I have no advice, exceot for this: Make a few chapters based on Marik's Evil Council.

[/quote']

 

Are you looking at my ideas? D:

[Tourmaline]

Thnxkbaii

 

No really.

Do eet

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Am I looking at your ideas? No, relax, I'm no psychic.

If you do make Marik's Evil Council, make sure Dartz and his idiot gang is involved. Also, make sure Rafael says "Zug zug" instead of normal speech, that was funnier.

[:^)]

Thnxkbaii

 

No really.

Do eet

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Am I looking at your ideas? No' date=' relax, I'm no psychic.

If you do make Marik's Evil Council, make sure Dartz and his idiot gang is involved. Also, make sure Rafael says "Zug zug" instead of normal speech, that was funnier.

[/quote']

 

Brains?

[Tourmaline]

Yes, Zombie Boy.

Also, Bob.

Breeng heem baaaaaack from ze ded!

And make sure Steve Umbra and Lumis get good roles, while Umbra make epic win phrases and comments.

Don't forget Zorc and his giant willy.

[Guest Zeonark]

Am I looking at your ideas? No' date=' relax, I'm no psychic.

[/quote']

 

Stop lying.

You're secretly reading our minds.

 

I still think those Plot cards in Melvin's deck were hilarious.

[Tourmaline]

Is Melvin!

I love the names LK gave those two. More specifically, Florence and Melvin. Also, if you see the original movie with Gary I forget what, watch the part where Joey goes to beat the Hell out of anime Ving Rhaymes. During that part, only. Yugi=My younger brother being bullied by the bully. Gary=My brother's friends, Ving Rhaymes=Bully and Joey=Me

That was a real fun day.

[:^)]

Is Melvin!

I love the names LK gave those two. More specifically' date=' Florence and Melvin. Also, if you see the original movie with Gary I forget what, watch the part where Joey goes to beat the Hell out of anime Ving Rhaymes. During that part, only. Yugi=My younger brother being bullied by the bully. Gary=My brother's friends, Ving Rhaymes=Bully and Joey=Me

That was a real fun day.

[/quote']

 

*backs away*

[Tourmaline]

You obviously don't understand.

I protected my brother from a bully who threatened him and hurt my brother all the time. Dang, he was like 5'5 at grade 3, but that didn't stop me. I think I avenged my brother for a good cause...

Not that he's dead, or anything of the sort...

[Weather Report - Stand]

Hmm... this is good in theory, but you're lazy. Add more action, not just saying "He did this. He did that. Then he did something funny!" And it COULD be cooler if you didn't do it in script format, but that has a certain charm to it. Also, MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS, DAMMIT!! You could have made a better "plot" and fused your three chapters together.

 

Also, this is pretty bad upon closer inspection. It COULD have been a good fic based upon the ENTER THE SHADOW REALM arc, but no, you have stupid random duels, and Duke Delvin jumping was just stupid, not chuckle-worthy. And also the ZORC N' CODY was a bad parody of a parody, too! It has NOTHIN' going for it.

 

All-in-all, pay closer attention to the GOOD rapid-fire humor that was used within the Abridged Series, keep in what traces of a lot LK originally snuck in and left there, and STOP HAVING RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING OVER AND THEN NOT DOING ANYTHING BESIDES HAVING A DUEL AND KINDA DISAPPEARING.

[Guest Zeonark]

And it COULD be cooler if you didn't do it in script format' date='[/quote']

 

That's what I said.

 

Also, this is pretty bad upon closer inspection. It COULD have been a good fic based upon the ENTER THE SHADOW REALM arc,

 

...Why? It doens't have to be focused on one arc.

 

All-in-all, pay closer attention to the GOOD rapid-fire humor that was used within the Abridged Series, keep in what traces of a lot LK originally snuck in and left there, and STOP HAVING RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING OVER AND THEN NOT DOING ANYTHING BESIDES HAVING A DUEL AND KINDA DISAPPEARING.

 

CALM DOWN BECAUSE YOU USING CAPS IS OBVIOUSLY IMPLYING YELLING.

Yessh. We'll try again.

[:^)]

Hmm... this is good in theory' date=' but you're lazy. Add more action, not just saying "He did this. He did that. Then he did something funny!" And it COULD be cooler if you didn't do it in script format, but that has a certain charm to it. Also, MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS, DAMMIT!! You could have made a better "plot" and fused your three chapters together.

 

Also, this is pretty bad upon closer inspection. It COULD have been a good fic based upon the ENTER THE SHADOW REALM arc, but no, you have stupid random duels, and Duke Delvin jumping was just stupid, not chuckle-worthy. And also the ZORC N' CODY was a bad parody of a parody, too! It has NOTHIN' going for it.

 

All-in-all, pay closer attention to the GOOD rapid-fire humor that was used within the Abridged Series, keep in what traces of a lot LK originally snuck in and left there, and STOP HAVING RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING OVER AND THEN NOT DOING ANYTHING BESIDES HAVING A DUEL AND KINDA DISAPPEARING.

[/quote']

 

It is heavily implied you are Yelling at me.

[Tourmaline]

^Best.Reply.Ever.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Hmm... this is good in theory' date=' but you're lazy. Add more action, not just saying "He did this. He did that. Then he did something funny!" And it COULD be cooler if you didn't do it in script format, but that has a certain charm to it. Also, MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS, DAMMIT!! You could have made a better "plot" and fused your three chapters together.

 

Also, this is pretty bad upon closer inspection. It COULD have been a good fic based upon the ENTER THE SHADOW REALM arc, but no, you have stupid random duels, and Duke Delvin jumping was just stupid, not chuckle-worthy. And also the ZORC N' CODY was a bad parody of a parody, too! It has NOTHIN' going for it.

 

All-in-all, pay closer attention to the GOOD rapid-fire humor that was used within the Abridged Series, keep in what traces of a lot LK originally snuck in and left there, and STOP HAVING RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING OVER AND THEN NOT DOING ANYTHING BESIDES HAVING A DUEL AND KINDA DISAPPEARING.

[/quote']

 

It is heavily implied you are Yelling at me.

 

That's how I felt at the time, yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random sheet that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

[:^)]

Hmm... this is good in theory' date=' but you're lazy. Add more action, not just saying "He did this. He did that. Then he did something funny!" And it COULD be cooler if you didn't do it in script format, but that has a certain charm to it. Also, MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS, DAMMIT!! You could have made a better "plot" and fused your three chapters together.

 

Also, this is pretty bad upon closer inspection. It COULD have been a good fic based upon the ENTER THE SHADOW REALM arc, but no, you have stupid random duels, and Duke Delvin jumping was just stupid, not chuckle-worthy. And also the ZORC N' CODY was a bad parody of a parody, too! It has NOTHIN' going for it.

 

All-in-all, pay closer attention to the GOOD rapid-fire humor that was used within the Abridged Series, keep in what traces of a lot LK originally snuck in and left there, and STOP HAVING RANDOM PEOPLE WALKING OVER AND THEN NOT DOING ANYTHING BESIDES HAVING A DUEL AND KINDA DISAPPEARING.

[/quote']

 

It is heavily implied you are Yelling at me.

 

That's how I felt at the time, yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random s*** that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

 

It is heavily implied you are Ranting.

[Guest Zeonark]

That's how I felt at the time' date=' yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random s*** that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

[/quote']

 

Once again.

Calm the hell down.

 

Where in the Prologue does it ONCE mention the Shadow Realm? I'm not going to take your goddamn complaining just because we didn't do a damn arc you wanted.

[:^)]

That's how I felt at the time' date=' yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random s*** that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

[/quote']

 

Once again.

Calm the hell down.

 

Where in the Prologue does it ONCE mention the Shadow Realm? I'm not going to take your goddamn complaining just because we didn't do a damn arc you wanted.

 

 

Thank you for helping.

[Tourmaline]

I just noticed being called...wierd.

I am offended, young man. Also, you're complaining about something that is not even in the prologue. Wait, you're the one who wanted the Shadow Realm Arc to be in this story. If you're going to complain about something because you didn't get it, I would recommend leaving.

 

But, he's also giving an attempt at constructive critisizing, so you both should be quiet and accept it, as well.

 

Which also means I contradicted myself...

[Niño]

The conversation seems to spacy and doesnt flow like a real one would, also you show no emotion in the characters and all three of your chapters would make up about one chapter in a normal lengthed Fan Fic on this site. Sorry. Also lol at corny Batmin and Robin lines "Holy Ra" xD

[Weather Report - Stand]

That's how I felt at the time' date=' yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random s*** that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

[/quote']

 

Once again.

Calm the hell down.

 

Where in the Prologue does it ONCE mention the Shadow Realm? I'm not going to take your goddamn complaining just because we didn't do a damn arc you wanted.

It begins right where she began THE PROLOGUE in the real abridged series, durr, and since when was I jabroniing only over an arc? I've just been doing a normal review and responses because this person never made more then three good jokes.

 

And to Borealis, thanks for being a good sport, and I never meant to offend you.

[Guest Zeonark]

The conversation seems to spacy and doesnt flow like a real one would' date=' also you show no emotion in the characters and all three of your chapters would make up about one chapter in a normal lengthed Fan Fic on this site. Sorry. Also lol at corny Batmin and Robin lines "Holy Ra" xD

[/quote']

 

Alrighty. We'll talk about putting them together and making it better.

 

Thanks.

 

That's how I felt at the time' date=' yeah, as I get pretty emotional during reviews.

 

But still, your story is horrible as-is, but you seem to be able to fix it. I'm not saying "YER A FAILURE AT WRITING!!1", but that you're lazy at it. VERY lazy, because, well, everything feels so forced. The prologue was good, as it really made us feel that you were going to take the show into the Shadow Realm, as previously stated, but instead you just... mull around, doing random s*** that amounted to nothing... except to this weird Borealis-kid (no offense), as shown by the fact that nobody ELSE has replied to this thread yet. So stop dodging the criticism and either listen to it, or give an ADULT answer, dammit!

[/quote']

 

Once again.

Calm the hell down.

 

Where in the Prologue does it ONCE mention the Shadow Realm? I'm not going to take your goddamn complaining just because we didn't do a damn arc you wanted.

It begins right where she began THE PROLOGUE in the real abridged series, durr, and since when was I jabroniing only over an arc? I've just been doing a normal review and responses because this person never made more then three good jokes.

 

And to Borealis, thanks for being a good sport, and I never meant to offend you.

 

So what? That doesn't mean we have the free will to change it?

And don't act like you weren't. You said it twice. The first time IN CAPS.

 

Just say "It could be better. But here's a suggestion: How about starting from the Enter The Shadow Realm arc like the original series did? Because right now, this needs major improvement." and leave it there.

 

Yessh.

[Kaisu]

Wow. If you didn't read, you would know why he was 'shouting'.

 

Anyways, WTH happened to the 'No Script Format' rule anyway?

 

Seroiusly, I could report this right now if I wanted to.