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Can you cook?  

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  1. 1. Can you cook?

    • Im the next Iron Cheif
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    • Im pretty good at it
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    • Im ok not the best
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    • Not really
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    • No im really crappy at it
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    • i expload eggs in microwaves =3
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so talking to my gf i notice i can not cook worth crap. i mean at all.

example:(its taken from my im chat)

Erik: when u expload a boiled egg in the microwave because u want to heat it up... u kinda want to stay away from cooking

Laura: OMG! YOU DON"T PUT THEM IN MICRO WAVES! XD oh man... my bf is a bit crazy.

Erik: it was already done and i thought hey its really cold from being in the fridge ill give it 30 sec in the wave ok im sorry iz dumb

 

so i wanted to know can u cook?

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave, but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

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I also once cooked some weird breakfest pizza stuff. It was pretty good until I got my sister' date=' my mom, and myself sick for about day. :D

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well on the upside your sis got out of school and your mom was so sick to actually punish you

 

not much of a upside

but still an upside nontheless

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

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Was that the time when you blew up your microwave? :lol:

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

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EpicFailure.jpg

^^^ u pulled a that =3

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

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EpicFailure.jpg

^^^ u pulled a that =3

how in the hell did homer do that

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

[/quote']

 

EpicFailure.jpg

^^^ u pulled a that =3

how in the hell did homer do that

 

idk lol

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

[/quote']

 

EpicFailure.jpg

^^^ u pulled a that =3

how in the hell did homer do that

 

idk lol

 

lol well you see, homer decided to warm up his milk, becuase he wanted warm cereal lol, so he lit his fart of the carn flakes and well, he learned guickly, his farts are flamable and you dont set cereal on fire lol =)

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i voted that i explode eggs in the microwave' date=' but its actually that i turn bagel bites into falls of fire.

 

i came downstairs after putting some bagel bites in the microwave, doing EVERYTHING EXACTLY RIGHT FOR THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF TIME, and my kitchen was full of smoke and there was a flaming mass of bagels in the microwave. i couldnt even see the opposite wall through all the smoke. so i ran in, rescued my catz, grabbed the magmal bread and jettisoned it from my kitchen window. it sucked xD

[/quote']

 

EpicFailure.jpg

^^^ u pulled a that =3

how in the hell did homer do that

 

idk lol

 

lol well you see, homer decided to warm up his milk, becuase he wanted warm cereal lol, so he lit his fart of the carn flakes and well, he learned guickly, his farts are flamable and you dont set cereal on fire lol =)

 

Bloodrun, whyd you hav to wreck it

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