Morning Sex

[owaispoul]

She was standing in the kitchen

Preparing to poach eggs for breakfast,

Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

 

As I walked in almost awake,

She turned and said softly,

'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

 

My eyes lit up and I thought,

'I am either still dreaming or

This is going to be my lucky day.'

 

Not wanting to lose the moment,

I embraced her and then gave it my all;

Right there on the kitchen table.

 

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her

'T' shirt still around her neck.

 

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

 

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

[Sorrow.]

Your gonna get banned.. Sexual content isn't allowed here.

[Bassa]

Okay, this should go in Literature section but isn't a nice poem.

[Jolta]

Your gonna get banned.. Sexual content isn't allowed here.

 

Basically this. The nicer mods will help you remove this.

 

Wait, What Literature Section?

[Sorrow.]

Literature section?!? I don't think Falling Pizza or YCMaker put that in thar..

[DARKPLANT RISING]

1. That sort of bad stuff is unallowed unless you put "+18" in the title.

2. This isn't a fan fic either.

3. The place is wrong.

That means you're pretty much gonna get banned unless you do something.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

What crude literature.

 

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to smash my egg timers.

[~Shore]

I must admit that this thread did not live up to the promise of its title.

[KindredTether]

You SHOULD be banned.

[Jolta]

Actually I can't find a link.

[Limited Edition KING]

1. That sort of bad stuff is unallowed unless you put "+18" in the title.

2. This isn't a fan fic either.

3. The place is wrong.

That means you're pretty much gonna get banned unless you do something.

 

Even if you put 18+ on the title it won't change anything its still innapropriate content.

[Akira]

[Pikachu]

I lol'd.

 

Don't tell me I'm the only one that lol'd.

[Dad]

What crude literature.

 

 

Now if you'll excuse me' date=' I'm off to smash my egg timers.

[/quote']

 

This.

 

 

And especially this. xD

[Jolta]

I lol'd.

 

Don't tell me I'm the only one that lol'd.

 

I also lol'd

 

because of the egg timer thing.

[Enrise]

I lol'd.

 

Don't tell me I'm the only one that lol'd.

 

You weren't.

 

I found it a bit funny, but not much.

 

Either way, a ban is coming.

[chalenged]

your gonna banned. Have you even read the site rules? :P

 

But ya i lol'd ;D

[Jolta]

your gonna banned. Have you even read the site rules? :P

 

Most people don't.

[.Leo]

I lol'd.

 

Don't tell me I'm the only one that lol'd.

 

You weren't =]

[Shrekstasy]

I've never read the rules, let alone found them.

[Guest JoshIcy]

Someone's using a Dynamic IP to create more accounts.