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Post your favorite quotes of the day here. It may be funny or serious. My favorite quotes are here.

 

"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."

 

"There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option."

 

"No good deed goes unpunished."

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"For the ones who do believe, no proof is needed. For the ones who don't believe, no proof exists."

 

"There is nothing more wrong in life than searching for the truth. There is nothing more wrong about truth than thinking it has to do with life."

 

"Religions were made for the need of people to share mindsets. Heavens were made for the need of people to survive. Hells were made for the need of people to have a reason to obey rules. God...well, God was an accident."

 

"The only thing a human can do but a monkey can't is actually ask this question."

 

"We fear the unknown, because the things that we know teach us to fear. If everything would be unknown, we wouldn't fear anything. If everything would be known, we would have no human emotions."

 

"Lady Gaga sucks."

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"Lady Gaga sucks."

 

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer"

 

"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer"

 

"Okay cocksucker, *forgot the rest xD*"

 

"I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer"

 

"THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

 

"Barrel Roll!"

 

"Sometimes, I'm dreaming about cheese."

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"I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer"

 

I just LOLed to death...

 

"In front of me, I see the will be dust of future. Behind me, I see the once was dust of past. Underneath me, I see the turning into dust of present. But what am I? Dust aswell, I guess."

 

"The only people that want to evade reality are the smart ones. The only way to evade reality is not to put this question to yourself. If you don't put this question to yourself, you are not smart."

 

"We need a reason for death. A world were conflicts are extinct, viruses are extinct, bacterias are extinct, congenital diseases are extinct, malnutrition is extinct, car accidents are extinct, murderers are extinct, but people still die of old age, yes, that would truly be a tragic world."

 

"KFC is the best."

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"Life is a river. It ends up in the sea."

 

"Principles and honour are things that help nobody but some chemical reactions in our brains."

 

"Coincidences are things that happen 1000 times per second but we don't mind observing them. A swallow just swallowed a worm..."

 

"Self-awareness is a curse."

 

"Badges?! We ain't got no stinkin' badges!"

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"Life is a river. It ends up in the sea."

 

"Principles and honour are things that help nobody but some chemical reactions in our brains."

 

"Coincidences are things that happen 1000 times per second but we don't mind observing them. A swallow just swallowed a worm..."

 

"Self-awareness is a curse."

 

"Badges?! We ain't got no stinkin' badges!"

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""This sentence is false." was always thought to be a paradox, or IS it? Let me prove you wrong:

 

This sentence is false.

<=>

It is true that this sentence is false.

<=>

This sentence is false and this sentence is true.

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This sentence is false and this sentence is not false.

<=>

This sentence is and is not false.

 

And here's the catch: any sentence that contains the fragment "is and is not" MUST be false. Were's your God paradox now?"

 

"The above quote has just mindfu*ked me."

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