owaispoul Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hi!Post your favorite quotes of the day here. It may be funny or serious. My favorite quotes are here. "Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." "There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option." "No good deed goes unpunished." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "For the ones who do believe, no proof is needed. For the ones who don't believe, no proof exists." "There is nothing more wrong in life than searching for the truth. There is nothing more wrong about truth than thinking it has to do with life." "Religions were made for the need of people to share mindsets. Heavens were made for the need of people to survive. Hells were made for the need of people to have a reason to obey rules. God...well, God was an accident." "The only thing a human can do but a monkey can't is actually ask this question." "We fear the unknown, because the things that we know teach us to fear. If everything would be unknown, we wouldn't fear anything. If everything would be known, we would have no human emotions." "Lady Gaga sucks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "Lady Gaga sucks." "No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer" "Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer" "Okay cocksucker, *forgot the rest xD*" "I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer" "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" "Barrel Roll!" "Sometimes, I'm dreaming about cheese." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 First quote in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "I am Not George Bush""I lovez Cookies""3 is a number""I don't understand this topic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "So i herd u liekz mudkips." Also, look at the quote in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 My quote is in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "House: House!Peter: Roadhouse!"~Family Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 "I'm a father!" "YOU'RE A TWO WHEELED MONSTER!" ~Family Guy "You can't kill what will not die." ~Soldiers of Doomsday by Winds of Plague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 "I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer" I just LOLed to death... "In front of me, I see the will be dust of future. Behind me, I see the once was dust of past. Underneath me, I see the turning into dust of present. But what am I? Dust aswell, I guess." "The only people that want to evade reality are the smart ones. The only way to evade reality is not to put this question to yourself. If you don't put this question to yourself, you are not smart." "We need a reason for death. A world were conflicts are extinct, viruses are extinct, bacterias are extinct, congenital diseases are extinct, malnutrition is extinct, car accidents are extinct, murderers are extinct, but people still die of old age, yes, that would truly be a tragic world." "KFC is the best." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodstock Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 shut up runt!! runt's my cat. this is madness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could just eat an Octorock!""Change... we'll all change...""What the fak? I don't know that there are lazors there!""Go fak yourself. --Smosh""Sold, to the man with the woman clothing! --Smosh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Sham Wooohooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Those leaders who talk about Global Warming use in their Summit planes and cars." -Kenta Shpenta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 [align=center]"You can only achieve freedom through power.You can only achieve law through order."[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 [align=center]"You can only achieve freedom through power.You can only achieve law through order."[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needmorecowbell2013 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 · Hidden by needmorecowbell2013, April 13, 2012 - duplicate Hidden by needmorecowbell2013, April 13, 2012 - duplicate Anger is one letter away from Danger. Link to comment
needmorecowbell2013 Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 · Hidden by needmorecowbell2013, April 13, 2012 - duplicate Hidden by needmorecowbell2013, April 13, 2012 - duplicate Anger is one letter away from Danger. Link to comment
Scatty Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Life is a river. It ends up in the sea." "Principles and honour are things that help nobody but some chemical reactions in our brains." "Coincidences are things that happen 1000 times per second but we don't mind observing them. A swallow just swallowed a worm..." "Self-awareness is a curse." "Badges?! We ain't got no stinkin' badges!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 "Life is a river. It ends up in the sea." "Principles and honour are things that help nobody but some chemical reactions in our brains." "Coincidences are things that happen 1000 times per second but we don't mind observing them. A swallow just swallowed a worm..." "Self-awareness is a curse." "Badges?! We ain't got no stinkin' badges!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "That's Captain Hitsugaya." from Toshiro Hitsugaya to Ichigo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 The Big Bang Killed the dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 "If you can't solve the puzzle, you're just a loser." -Near, Death Note "Last year for Christmas I bought my kids a pack of batteries with a sticky note on it which read, 'toys not included.'" -Unknown "Hey, look above the baseball stadium. It's a stealth plane!"-Dad"But I can see it!"-Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 "Barney is the only dinosaur alive, and is also scientific evidence that some dinosaurs were purple. The fact that he can speak modern Homo Sapiens English also breaks much laws of science and physics. Instead of hating him, he should be protected as a national protected species of mystery." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 ""This sentence is false." was always thought to be a paradox, or IS it? Let me prove you wrong: This sentence is false.<=>It is true that this sentence is false.<=>This sentence is false and this sentence is true.<=>This sentence is false and this sentence is not false.<=>This sentence is and is not false. And here's the catch: any sentence that contains the fragment "is and is not" MUST be false. Were's your God paradox now?" "The above quote has just mindfu*ked me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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