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The title explains it all. If I find your comment to be really insulting, you will receive a rep.

 

[spoiler=Hall of Insults]

ummm, your avatar and sig is retarded and your name needs a touch-up.

your title is weird and i bet if you post a picture of the real you my computer screen would crack.

~bakupenguin

 

You mean you actually want people to insult you? Of all the idiotic posts on the internet..... The general idea is to avoid conflict not encourage them! Honestly! What kind of backwards, messed up life have you led up to this pitiful point in your meaningless existence?! Asking for insults on the internet. You know most people post stupid things like spam and insults to get insults back! Do you honestly think a Turtwig obsessed ycmer such as yourself is worthy of insults simply by asking for them?! I give up. You sir have shown me a level of idiocy I had hitherto thought was non-existent. Do the board a favor and never get back on!

~Andx

 

Turtwig

 

T is for Terrible in every way.

U is for how I Upchuck after seeing you everyday.

R is for Repulsive thats the word

T for what you smell like a Turd

W for Weirdo which is what you are

I is idiocy which you have a lot of by far.

G is for Go Away we dont like you!

Turtwig is ugly too!

~InuYasha boy707

 

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ummm' date=' your avatar and sig is retarded and your name needs a touch-up.

your title is weird and i bet if you post a picture of the real you my computer screen would crack.

[/quote']

 

This is probably the best one so far. If nobody else puts up a better one, a rep will be coming your way.

 

I fart in your general direction.

 

What?

 

Your being here is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

 

What?

 

your an embarrassment to nature. your a poke-freak

 

Eh' date=' not insulting. Pokemon is awesome.

 

What is this I don't even...

 

No. Insulting you is a waste of my precious time. You yourself make it FAR too easy for it to be of any possible fun for us.

 

You're insulting me right now with a two-sentence post. So I am not a waste of your precious time.

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Your face looks like someone lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a fork.

 

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

 

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

 

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

 

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

 

I can go on all day.

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You mean you actually want people to insult you? Of all the idiotic posts on the internet..... The general idea is to avoid conflict not encourage them! Honestly! What kind of backwards, messed up life have you led up to this pitiful point in your meaningless existence?! Asking for insults on the internet. You know most people post stupid things like spam and insults to get insults back! Do you honestly think a Turtwig obsessed ycmer such as yourself is worthy of insults simply by asking for them?! I give up. You sir have shown me a level of idiocy I had hitherto thought was non-existent. Do the board a favor and never get back on!

 

(Well I must say that was fun.)

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Your face looks like someone lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a fork.

 

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

 

You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble' date=' subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

 

I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

 

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

 

I can go on all day.

[/quote']

 

These are joke insults. Joke insults are insults you just laugh at and say for fun. I have three brothers, so it's I'm use to those.

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You mean you actually want people to insult you? Of all the idiotic posts on the internet..... The general idea is to avoid conflict not encourage them! Honestly! What kind of backwards' date=' messed up life have you led up to this pitiful point in your meaningless existence?! Asking for insults on the internet. You know most people post stupid things like spam and insults to get insults back! [b']Do you honestly think a Turtwig obsessed ycmer such as yourself is worthy of insults simply by asking for them?![/b] I give up. You sir have shown me a level of idiocy I had hitherto thought was non-existent. Do the board a favor and never get back on!

 

(Well I must say that was fun.)

 

The bolded part, it doesn't make sense. You have posted the longest insult so far. So you're telling me I am worthy. This is for fun. That's my reason for making this. So far, it has been fun, even for you.


Because of you took the time to post that, I will give a rep.

You're so ugly that no matter how hard I tried to explain how ugly you are it will be the biggest understatement of all time

your face made chuck Norris cry

 

Look at the post above you. I'm used to those kind of insults. Be original. Keep trying.

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You are a degenerate loser with a Turtwig fetish.

 

FYI: Turtwig is the gayest pokemon of the gayest generation.

 

I'm thinking about this one. It might get into the hall of insults.

 

 

You're the reason the kids in this generation are ugly.

 

I haven't had kids yet. How can I make kids ugly?

 

You have such bad aim you counldn't hit the side of a barn if you were in it!

 

I know that. That's why I don't play baseball.

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Turtwig

 

T is for Terrible in every way.

U is for how I Upchuck after seeing you everyday.

R is for Repulsive thats the word

T for what you smell like a Turd

W for Weirdo which is what you are

I is idiocy which you have a lot of by far.

G is for Go Away we dont like you!

Turtwig is ugly too!

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Turtwig

 

T is for Terrible in every way.

U is for how I Upchuck after seeing you everyday.

R is for Repulsive thats the word

T for what you smell like a Turd

W for Weirdo which is what you are

I is idiocy which you have a lot of by far.

G is for Go Away we dont like you!

Turtwig is ugly too!

 

I love it. I have a lot of reps to give, so please wait patiently.

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