Kaisu Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I kill your dad. Eye for eye, Foot for hand, Head for toe... Hey, wait... You get eaten by a magikarp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrid97 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 take out a knife and make a way out u die but u actually dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Time Paradox Occours Larxene Abuses you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έκλειψη Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Enjoy the company. A preying mantis bites your finger and then transforms into a wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I wake up. I use logic unlike the rest of you. How do you feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Happy! You wake up one day in the middle of the Sahara desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I drive away in my Car. You wake up on the Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 burn just at the end of the last episode in the series of your favorite tv show someone turns over to baby tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I wouldn't feel anything because it was the credits. You had some kind of vague event in your past that makes you hate everything and in result, you kill someone you don't even know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 go to prison for a few years you see a wanted poster for a Mr Charles Leopold Weasleby III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I'd stop and say, "What?" You were about to fall off a building, but millimeters away from your doom, you regain conscience about life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 gasp then die a guy looks at you and shouts,"FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 i give him my pie a guy comes up to you, gives you 100 dollars, walks past you, then sets himself on fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 go wtf you get given 99999999999 +reps by a your worst enemy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I say, "SHUT UP." You turn gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 hey boys im single (WTF?!?!?!) nah jk um.... the world starts exploding in front of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 'ooooooooooooooh,aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, pretty firewo-KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' your computer mouse turns into a real mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Grab it and teach it how to say the letter A. You thought Robitussin would fix any health problem you would have or have now(Like in Everybody Hates Chris). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 i don't even know what that is THE DUCK HUNT DOG IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrid97 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 wtf are u talking about your pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 be confused because I am a guy you look into a hole and fruit comes flying out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Throw back what you're catching. Everything turns black and white and you don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 go off in search of Charlie Chaplin you bump into tron on the way to a pizza place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kōsuke Ueki Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Have him say the letter A. You were drunk in a bar, you didn't remember anything that happened last night, and you wake up in your bed, naked, with a naked girl. It turns out you were so drunk that you knocked up a horny chick on accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 please have a condom on please have a condom on please have a condom on ... YES! you die and are reborn as a cat and remember every detail of your previous life exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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